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Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 23 2008, 08:09 AM
Whenever you are about to post something in anger, recite this out loud before you start typing.
Grant me the serenity to ignore the trolls,
the courage to debate with honest opponents,
and the wisdom to know the difference.
Posted by: Vacca Rabite Jul 23 2008, 08:12 AM
**** you ClayPerrine and your mother******* **** *** ******* rules and hints. 
Well, okay. Not really. Calm heads are good things. 
Zach
Posted by: r_towle Jul 23 2008, 08:57 AM
Is this the new post as many times as we can post???
Rich
Posted by: James Adams Jul 23 2008, 09:19 AM
Is this the new post as many times as we can post???
Rich
No
Posted by: James Adams Jul 23 2008, 09:20 AM
Is this the new post as many times as we can post???
Rich
No
Posted by: James Adams Jul 23 2008, 09:20 AM
Is this the new post as many times as we can post???
Rich
No
Posted by: SLITS Jul 23 2008, 09:53 AM
Ok, who insulted Clay's stature again?
Quit pickin' on the miniscule Texan.
Ya know ... iffin' they gave Texas an enema it would shrink to less than the size of Rhode Island. That would be a good thing as it would improve their constipated attitudes.
Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Jul 23 2008, 10:46 AM
Ok, who insulted Clay's stature again?
Quit pickin' on the miniscule Texan.
Ya know ... iffin' they gave Texas an enema it would shrink to less than the size of Rhode Island. That would be a good thing as it would improve their constipated attitudes.
You REALLY wouldn't wanna do that, Slits. Think about the collateral damage. Ya know, like where all that excess "stuff" would go ................. Best to leave it where it is, contained. The Cap'n
Posted by: r_towle Jul 23 2008, 11:44 AM
Is this the new post as many times as we can post???
Rich
No
My bad..
I meant,
The post to post as many times as you can post.
Texans hmmm are they still part of our country?? I though we put up a fence???
Rich
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 23 2008, 12:53 PM
Ok, who insulted Clay's stature again?
Quit pickin' on the miniscule Texan.
Ya know ... iffin' they gave Texas an enema it would shrink to less than the size of Rhode Island. That would be a good thing as it would improve their constipated attitudes.
You REALLY wouldn't wanna do that, Slits. Think about the collateral damage. Ya know, like where all that excess "stuff" would go ................. Best to leave it where it is, contained. The Cap'n
Actually... they gave Texas an enema once.... that's how we ended up with California.
Posted by: messix Jul 23 2008, 01:18 PM
Posted by: SirAndy Jul 23 2008, 01:21 PM
Actually... they gave Texas an enema once.... that's how we ended up with California.
:bleep:
Posted by: 7TPorsh Jul 23 2008, 01:22 PM
SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
...not working
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jul 23 2008, 01:33 PM
Sometimes the answer is directly proportional to how stupid ignorant
silly the question is.
Actually... they gave Texas an enema once.... that's how we ended up with California.
Texas must be a really special place...It $hits Gold.
Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Jul 23 2008, 01:39 PM
There must be a reason Santa Ana LET the Texicans win. All that fuss and fightin', and all they got was TEXAS?
The Cap'n
Posted by: sww914 Jul 23 2008, 01:43 PM
Does this count if I have a headache?
Posted by: sww914 Jul 23 2008, 01:44 PM
Or is there an OTR exemption?
Posted by: sww914 Jul 23 2008, 01:44 PM
PS, I love you, man.
Posted by: tdgray Jul 23 2008, 02:37 PM
SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
...not working
HOOOOCHIE MAMA
Posted by: 7TPorsh Jul 23 2008, 03:38 PM
SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
...not working
HOOOOCHIE MAMA
Brake and Grab
Posted by: ConeDodger Jul 23 2008, 03:41 PM
Rich
Rich,
We did... Well at least we tried. Bush awarded the contract for the fence to a Texas contractor and he fenced Mexico out instead of fencng Texas off from the rest of us... Stupid contractor still expects to get paid after that screw up!
Posted by: r_towle Jul 23 2008, 06:36 PM
Dislexic fence contractor....
Rich
Posted by: Tom Jul 23 2008, 08:01 PM
First I was curious, so I read on. Now I'm smiling ! If I could only figure out why!!
Tom
Posted by: rick 918-S Jul 23 2008, 08:07 PM
First I was curious, so I read on. Now I'm smiling
! If I could only figure out why!! Tom
Just feeling the 
Posted by: KELTY360 Jul 23 2008, 08:14 PM
Is this where I catch the 54 bus downtown? 
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 24 2008, 07:42 AM
Rich
Rich,
We did... Well at least we tried. Bush awarded the contract for the fence to a Texas contractor and he fenced Mexico out instead of fencng Texas off from the rest of us... Stupid contractor still expects to get paid after that screw up!
No, He is not going to get paid. He didn't finish the fence yet. It was supposed to go ALL the way AROUND Texas to keep out the Yankees and Californians.....
Posted by: r_towle Jul 24 2008, 08:09 AM
The fence should only allow trucks from Ford and GM into the state for sale...this way we can consolidate all the overpriced gas hogs into a state that can produce enough oil to support them.
Rich
Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Jul 24 2008, 08:46 AM
Rich
Rich,
We did... Well at least we tried. Bush awarded the contract for the fence to a Texas contractor and he fenced Mexico out instead of fencng Texas off from the rest of us... Stupid contractor still expects to get paid after that screw up!
No, He is not going to get paid. He didn't finish the fence yet. It was supposed to go ALL the way AROUND Texas to keep out the Yankees and Californians.....
Makes the inbreeding sooooooo much easier ................. The Cap'n
Posted by: Eric_Shea Jul 24 2008, 09:37 AM
Oooooooops; didn't have enough serenity to ignore the King of Trolls?
Posted by: Root_Werks Jul 24 2008, 11:18 AM
Um...........what? 
Posted by: kerensky Jul 24 2008, 11:18 AM
I find this thread fascinating - much like watching a train wreck in slo-mo...
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 24 2008, 11:23 AM
Oooooooops; didn't have enough serenity to ignore the King of Trolls?
Naaa... that would be no fun.
This is our resident pet Troll, and I get a kick outta poking at him now and again. Plus, I am bigger and younger than him, so I ain't skeered.
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 24 2008, 11:23 AM
Rich
Rich,
We did... Well at least we tried. Bush awarded the contract for the fence to a Texas contractor and he fenced Mexico out instead of fencng Texas off from the rest of us... Stupid contractor still expects to get paid after that screw up!
No, He is not going to get paid. He didn't finish the fence yet. It was supposed to go ALL the way AROUND Texas to keep out the Yankees and Californians.....
Makes the inbreeding sooooooo much easier ................. The Cap'n
Capt'n.. you seem to have Texas confused with Arkansas.
Posted by: Dr. Roger Jul 24 2008, 11:42 AM
Ill take a long twisty drive in California over a long drive in Texas ANY DAY.
=-P
"King of Trolls"...... We all have our "bad days". 
Posted by: michaelt55 Jul 24 2008, 02:43 PM
Roger...I know a few that would change your mind...esp in a V8....
yep...California is just like a healthfood cereal...chock full of fruits and nuts....
Sorry..I could not resist..I have lived in both California and Texas and a few other states..they all have their good and bad.
Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Jul 24 2008, 02:51 PM
Rich
Rich,
We did... Well at least we tried. Bush awarded the contract for the fence to a Texas contractor and he fenced Mexico out instead of fencng Texas off from the rest of us... Stupid contractor still expects to get paid after that screw up!
No, He is not going to get paid. He didn't finish the fence yet. It was supposed to go ALL the way AROUND Texas to keep out the Yankees and Californians.....
Makes the inbreeding sooooooo much easier ................. The Cap'n
Capt'n.. you seem to have Texas confused with Arkansas.
Well they ARE snuggled up against each other. The first step to recovery, Clay, begins with recognition and admission of the problem. That's if, of course, you consider it a problem ..........
The Cap'n
Posted by: Zardozz Jul 25 2008, 12:30 AM
An angel went to God and said, “God, satan is gone and he took a third of the angels with him!”
God replied, “What do you think he’s up to?”
“I don’t know but he took your favorite pitchfork and the plans for Texas.”
…and I get on a plane for Dallas tomorrow. Last nights low was 97. SWEEET!
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 25 2008, 07:29 AM
An angel went to God and said, “God, satan is gone and he took a third of the angels with him!”
God replied, “What do you think he’s up to?”
“I don’t know but he took your favorite pitchfork and the plans for Texas.”
…and I get on a plane for Dallas tomorrow. Last nights low was 97. SWEEET!
Where are you staying? I live in the DFW area.....
Posted by: r_towle Jul 25 2008, 09:24 AM
Dont tell him...he will surround you with trucks of various american makes and will only speak in a foreign tongue...
Rich
Posted by: kerensky Jul 25 2008, 02:00 PM
Posted by: Grelber Jul 25 2008, 03:07 PM
And you only have to look a ways DUE NORTH of Wichita Falls to see Hell.
Posted by: MBowman325 Jul 25 2008, 10:46 PM
In my family we have a saying. "Wichita Falls ain't hell, but you can see the gates from there."
Yeah, my family back in WF gives me a hard time for walking through those gates somewhere around Randlett where the turnpike starts... Admittedly The Cult up here (some people say they come from OU there in Norman) has been pretty friendly with the banter and I haven't disappeared yet. Always feel safer in a crowd of OSU fellows... (Or 914 folk)
Posted by: r_towle Jul 27 2008, 09:27 AM
I need a shrubbery. Nothing to big, just a small shubbery.
Are there any decent Shrubers here?
R
Posted by: Zardozz Jul 27 2008, 10:46 PM
I was in Garland. My girlfriend lives there and she had a honey do list for me. She's fix'n up the house in prep to come out to the OC.
ya, ya I know. All the way to TX for a honey do list?
Posted by: bandjoey Jul 27 2008, 11:32 PM
Clay, they're just mad that they can't drill for oil and everyone's leaving California and coming to Texas...I think we're up to about 17 gas wells pumping in our nieghborhood right now, or is it 18? I lose count all the time. Take 'em for a Hill Country drive in a 914 and they'll 
leave anywhere and move to Texas just for the scenery, if not the money! Bill
Posted by: Phoenix 914-6GT Jul 28 2008, 12:17 PM
Everyone's going to Texas? Why would they do that?
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jul 28 2008, 12:20 PM
Delusions Of Grandeur... 
Posted by: ClayPerrine Jul 28 2008, 12:23 PM
Everyone's going to Texas? Why would they do that?
1. No State Income Tax
2. Castle Law
3. Lower cost of living.
4. Not as Crowded as California.
5. Cheaper gasoline.
6. Less Crazy People.
7. Real Seasons.
8. No Earthquakes.
9. People are friendly.
And the 10th reason:
We have all the twisty roads you want in the hill country around Austin and east of there too.....
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jul 28 2008, 12:25 PM
Everyone's going to Texas? Why would they do that?
1. No State Income Tax
2. Castle Law
3. Lower cost of living.
4. Not as Crowded as California.
5. Cheaper gasoline.
6. Less Crazy People.
7. Real Seasons.
8. No Earthquakes.
9. People are friendly.
And the 10th reason:
We have all the twisty roads you want in the hill country around Austin and east of there too.....
Posted by: r_towle Jul 28 2008, 12:27 PM
Dont forget that everyone and anyone can and does carry a loaded firearm...cause you never know when you will need a loaded firearm in Texas...especially since everyone else has one.
the other benefit is that the state hat and boots will make you appear taller.
Rich
Posted by: Phoenix 914-6GT Jul 28 2008, 12:29 PM
What's the Castle law?
I preffer Seattle. Best city I've ever been to.
Posted by: r_towle Jul 28 2008, 12:37 PM
Castle law is "every mans home is his castle" you can therefore shoot first and ask questions later.
It is just a way to justisfy actually carrying the gun in the first place...gotta have a law that allows you to use it once in a while.
No signs needed, just a trespasser...
Rich
Posted by: SLITS Jul 28 2008, 12:42 PM
Everyone's going to Texas? Why would they do that?
1. No State Income TaxI'll give you that one ... the graft and greed of the police and politicians generate enough
2. Castle LawLaw of the Old West ... shoot anything, anytime, which the police have been doing without the law for many years
3. Lower cost of living. No one really wants to live in a hot and humid pit
4. Not as Crowded as California.B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.
5. Cheaper gasoline.Yeh, no environmental idiots to cause several formulations and a price increase
6. Less Crazy People.Don't know what you're smokin'
7. Real Seasons.Hot and Humid from Feb to Nov and then cold Dec/Jan
8. No Earthquakes.Tornados, Thunderstorms, Hurricanes, and Texans are the most dangerous
9. People are friendly.Now that is funny
And the 10th reason:
We have all the twisty roads you want in the hill country around Austin and east of there too.....Only because Tejan Engineers can't draw a straght line to save their lives
Posted by: Phoenix 914-6GT Jul 28 2008, 12:48 PM
I'll have to admit that most of the women that I have met from Texas thought they were hot shit but in all reality they were just another chick that went home alone 
Not too sure about people being more friendlydown there.
Oh, why does it appear that most of the guys that are from there that move up here worship football? I never understood that.
Posted by: Sleepin Jul 28 2008, 12:49 PM
Castle law is "every mans home is his castle" you can therefore shoot first and ask questions later.
It is just a way to justisfy actually carrying the gun in the first place...gotta have a law that allows you to use it once in a while.
No signs needed, just a trespasser...
Rich
I know I will hear from SLITS on this one, but...
Colorado also has that law, you can shoot anyone in your house or on your property as long as you were in fear for the lives of you or your family. Also, your car is an extension of your house.
It honestly gives me a peace of mind.
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