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Posted by: parked 15 years Jan 14 2009, 01:22 PM
dumb snow, ya its too thick & the cops did roll bye they were prob.pissed bcuz lost exaust bolts & a d00-nut ,9$ on the way, found a lift i can kinda use to fix it on monday when the dnut is in.the 14 & me are now in montrose'lower elevation'. at familys ,all for dry pavemen the things we do for love! 
thanx,george at atlanta& glen at pelican the 2 guys i bugged the most on the phonefor advice&thanx 2 all of you. she still needs work...but.... iheard of an autox event in grand junk once a month id love to eat some over rated rice burners 
! although my old 67 1600 datsun was quick isaid id never sell it&it got stolen.i think its all that plastic on new cars that i hate. it must have some thing to do with what kinda hot wheels you liked as a kid 
i dig the styles in the 60s-70s& with the rite combo will out drive the new junk! or mabby its just that the owner/drivers of clasix sport cars know now, what they will in30 years!!!!
Posted by: Vacca Rabite Jan 14 2009, 01:24 PM
I'm sure there is something good in this post.
Perhaps with a bit of editing I could find it...
Posted by: TedK Jan 14 2009, 01:51 PM
I need to sit down.
Posted by: drgchapman Jan 14 2009, 02:38 PM
Years of practice at texting does not equal an education...........
Posted by: carr914 Jan 14 2009, 03:08 PM
Maybe it's like one of those pictures you have to stare at for about an hour til you'r eyes get all screwed up and out of focus, then, BAM, the secret image pops out and hits you in the nose.
T.C. 
Posted by: SirAndy Jan 14 2009, 03:22 PM
You guys are harsh! 
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 14 2009, 03:26 PM
Maybe it's like one of those pictures you have to stare at for about an hour til you'r eyes get all screwed up and out of focus, then, BAM, the secret image pops out and hits you in the nose.
T.C.
Posted by: jsayre914 Jan 14 2009, 03:38 PM
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Posted by: Phoenix 914-6GT Jan 14 2009, 03:49 PM
E=mc2 I always liked those.
Posted by: Brett W Jan 14 2009, 03:57 PM
English, do you speak it?
Posted by: veltror Jan 14 2009, 03:59 PM
Yes, Master Brett, here we speak the Queens English.
Posted by: bbrown Jan 14 2009, 04:06 PM
Yes, Master Brett, here we speak the Queens English.
Please, No Queens, just plain ole' american. I think we need a translator. Yiddish?
Posted by: orthobiz Jan 14 2009, 04:17 PM
Stream of consciousness. The new Ulysses! Bravo!
Paul
Posted by: scotty b Jan 14 2009, 04:26 PM
Never one of those have I gotten. Mentally challenged be I must. Hate snow I do messy pants stink make day bad go, baby fall the mud in dirty get he. Disgusted way am I by with the and car, trendy d-bags hair with pompadour. Newest and trend of by gone latest pisses off cat my too stink feet, headache eye blood go boom ooze. Idol funny American, hot girl is judge the new Paulka, whore crack hooker cops street down beaten alley bum, in the took it he
Posted by: r_towle Jan 14 2009, 04:26 PM
dumb snow, ya its too thick & the cops did roll bye they were prob.pissed bcuz lost exaust bolts & a d00-nut ,9$ on the way, found a lift i can kinda use to fix it on monday when the dnut is in.
My exhaust was leaking. I was missing a nut. I ordered it online.
The cops did a drive by because one of my neighbors must have complained.
I found a place to work on it as soon as the part arrives.
the 14 & me are now in montrose'lower elevation'. at familys ,all for dry pavemen the things we do for love!
We are in Montrose now with no snow, and the 914.
thanx,george at atlanta& glen at pelican the 2 guys i bugged the most on the phonefor advice&thanx 2 all of you.
Thanx to my vendors
she still needs work...but.... iheard of an autox event in grand junk once a month id love to eat some over rated rice burners
Its off the jack stands now. I may autox it this season.
! although my old 67 1600 datsun was quick isaid id never sell it&it got stolen.i think its all that plastic on new cars that i hate. it must have some thing to do with what kinda hot wheels you liked as a kid
i dig the styles in the 60s-70s& with the rite combo will out drive the new junk! or mabby its just that the owner/drivers of clasix sport cars know now, what they will in30 years!!!!where is my coffee...hey, was that a chicken
Rich
Posted by: drgchapman Jan 14 2009, 04:37 PM
dumb snow, ya its too thick & the cops did roll bye they were prob.pissed bcuz lost exaust bolts & a d00-nut ,9$ on the way, found a lift i can kinda use to fix it on monday when the dnut is in.
My exhaust was leaking. I was missing a nut. I ordered it online.
The cops did a drive by because one of my neighbors must have complained.
I found a place to work on it as soon as the part arrives.
the 14 & me are now in montrose'lower elevation'. at familys ,all for dry pavemen the things we do for love!
We are in Montrose now with no snow, and the 914.
thanx,george at atlanta& glen at pelican the 2 guys i bugged the most on the phonefor advice&thanx 2 all of you.
Thanx to my vendors
she still needs work...but.... iheard of an autox event in grand junk once a month id love to eat some over rated rice burners
Its off the jack stands now. I may autox it this season.
! although my old 67 1600 datsun was quick isaid id never sell it&it got stolen.i think its all that plastic on new cars that i hate. it must have some thing to do with what kinda hot wheels you liked as a kid
i dig the styles in the 60s-70s& with the rite combo will out drive the new junk! or mabby its just that the owner/drivers of clasix sport cars know now, what they will in30 years!!!!where is my coffee...hey, was that a chicken
Rich
I love those commercials
Posted by: Zundfolge Jan 14 2009, 05:07 PM
Parked, if I may, I'd like to direct your attention to THIS thread.
http://www.914world.com/bbs2/index.php?showtopic=52500
Posted by: SLITS Jan 14 2009, 05:08 PM
Hmmmmm ..... Is it Yoda or Klingon?
Rich, do you have a degree in both?
Posted by: BarberDave Jan 14 2009, 05:29 PM
Are you RICH,
lose your nut ,you did, many here, take choise here.
good they all!!!!!~ evaD 
Posted by: Vacca Rabite Jan 14 2009, 06:00 PM
Never one of those have I gotten.
Thats cause you need two eyes to see what they arrrrrrgh!
Posted by: Dr Evil Jan 14 2009, 06:40 PM
My head hurts now.
Posted by: sww914 Jan 14 2009, 06:44 PM
I couldn't make it through the first sentence.
Oh wait, it was all the first sentence!
Posted by: FourBlades Jan 14 2009, 06:48 PM
You just need to be in the right state of mind, then it all makes sense (so they
tell me):
Posted by: Mark Henry Jan 14 2009, 06:58 PM
I need to roll a big fatty to understand that one.
Dats beatter meks prefect senci ter mee nooooow.
Posted by: Gint Jan 14 2009, 07:14 PM
Oh wait, it was all the first sentence!
Same here... well sorta. I made it through 8 or 10... uh, words... um, I guess that's what they are. I should have tried to read it before the scotch maybe.
Posted by: tracks914 Jan 14 2009, 08:52 PM
Where is ouray co.? Is it an institution or something?
Maybe the guy has no arms and is typing with a pencil in his mouth, or maybe his feet. If that's the case there is no need for punctuation.
Maybe he's in Colorado in an avalanche and typing this on his blackberry???
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 14 2009, 09:09 PM
dumb snow, ya its too thick & the cops did roll bye they were prob.pissed bcuz lost exaust bolts & a d00-nut ,9$ on the way, found a lift i can kinda use to fix it on monday when the dnut is in.
My exhaust was leaking. I was missing a nut. I ordered it online.
The cops did a drive by because one of my neighbors must have complained.
I found a place to work on it as soon as the part arrives.
the 14 & me are now in montrose'lower elevation'. at familys ,all for dry pavemen the things we do for love!
We are in Montrose now with no snow, and the 914.
thanx,george at atlanta& glen at pelican the 2 guys i bugged the most on the phonefor advice&thanx 2 all of you.
Thanx to my vendors
she still needs work...but.... iheard of an autox event in grand junk once a month id love to eat some over rated rice burners
Its off the jack stands now. I may autox it this season.
! although my old 67 1600 datsun was quick isaid id never sell it&it got stolen.i think its all that plastic on new cars that i hate. it must have some thing to do with what kinda hot wheels you liked as a kid
i dig the styles in the 60s-70s& with the rite combo will out drive the new junk! or mabby its just that the owner/drivers of clasix sport cars know now, what they will in30 years!!!!where is my coffee...hey, was that a chicken
Rich
Oh...Thanks.
I made it through 8 or 10... uh, words... um, I guess that's what they are.
No, I'm sorry, the correct question is hieroglyphics, hieroglyphics.
Posted by: championgt1 Jan 14 2009, 10:13 PM
What the hell just happened?
Posted by: degreeoff Jan 14 2009, 10:47 PM
OK so I see....
Give the young canuk a break!....
1-he does not like snow and ice
2-cops were mad cuzzzz he has no exhaust bolts or copper gaskets
3-he has a lift sumwear when the parts come
4-he was able to drive out of the mountains for the love he has for his car and dry road
5-he likes Glen & george cuz he's in the closet and likes to dial 800 #'s
6-His taste for men runs along the Asian lines and thinks they have grand junk in the trunk
7-#5 & #6 have alot to do with his taste in 60-70's clothing
8- I disagree with point 8 as I do not share his taste in men or clothing just because I dive a cassic car....
Did I read that right?
Posted by: Hammy Jan 15 2009, 12:16 AM
Dudes I understood completely
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 15 2009, 12:25 AM
Well I'm out so I needed help. 
Posted by: parked 15 years Jan 15 2009, 01:30 AM
Never one of those have I gotten.
Thats cause you need two eyes to see what they arrrrrrgh!
your right, i dont spend any time on the computer and this my first fourm ever! i dont type or play video games! fast cars motorcycles,4x4s& girls are my hobbys and havent needed a fourm untill i got the 914. so sorry about my poor gramer bad spelling, typing ect. ..looks like im finaly getting busted for ditching all those english/lit classes .ill slow down my one fingered quick entrys & try to learn thread edicate. i followed the greatfull dead ,not computers at least one stoner understands what i was trying to say.
Posted by: Phoenix 914-6GT Jan 15 2009, 01:35 AM
Good deal. Oh, and don't mind these guys. They are all good guys and just pokin a little fun at your expense. We all get it and we all serve it from time to time 
Posted by: parked 15 years Jan 15 2009, 01:41 AM
Good deal. Oh, and don't mind these guys. They are all good guys and just pokin a little fun at your expense. We all get it and we all serve it from time to time its cool if this was my regular hang out id bitch to.& yess it could have the medical kind bud talking ! ill try to slow down.
Posted by: carr914 Jan 15 2009, 07:01 AM
It was just the Magical Medical Bud talking 
Posted by: URY914 Jan 15 2009, 08:37 AM
Looks like yet another youth has joined our ranks.
He'll post some more crazy stuff and will make fun of him and go away.
Just another in a growing list.
Posted by: KaptKaos Jan 15 2009, 09:36 AM
Ken Kesey comes to mind.
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 15 2009, 10:21 AM
Good deal. Oh, and don't mind these guys. They are all good guys and just pokin a little fun at your expense. We all get it and we all serve it from time to time its cool if this was my regular hang out id bitch to.()& yes
Welcome.
Posted by: Rusty Jan 15 2009, 12:24 PM
English, do you speak it?
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 15 2009, 12:34 PM
Posted by: turboman808 Jan 15 2009, 12:53 PM
I gave up half way thru the second line. Thanks for translating.
I think when you are young you don't always realize what is going on in your head doesn't always translate into writing.
Lord knows I still have that problem.
Posted by: scotty b Jan 15 2009, 05:33 PM
Capitalize the first letter after a punctuation mark. This lets people know when there is a new sentence. Next week we will work on your speeling
Posted by: r_towle Jan 15 2009, 05:41 PM
Capitalize the first letter after a punctuation mark. This lets people know when there is a new sentence. Next week we will work on your speeling
Point screw driver away from eyes.
Dont use tools if you are a dumbass.
Posted by: scotty b Jan 15 2009, 06:42 PM
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Capitalize the first letter after a punctuation mark. This lets people know when there is a new sentence. Next week we will work on your speeling
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Point screw driver away from eyes.
Dont use tools if you are a dumbass.
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Posted by: carr914 Jan 15 2009, 06:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoRD1wmvwUc
Posted by: 1970 Neun vierzehn Jan 15 2009, 06:59 PM
Where's the emoticon with the coffee coming out the nose?
Posted by: sww914 Jan 15 2009, 07:03 PM
Tough crowd.
This thread should be nailed in the classics so we won't need to keep doing this to illiterate canadian teenagers.
Nahh, it's fun, let's keep doing it.
Posted by: Joe Sharp Jan 15 2009, 07:07 PM
Hang in there Dude. You need thick skin here at times. These guys can be brutal. They made me clean up my act. It was tough. But I still can't spell.
Posted by: Mark Henry Jan 15 2009, 07:15 PM
Tough crowd.
This thread should be nailed in the classics so we won't need to keep doing this to illiterate canadian teenagers.
Nahh, it's fun, let's keep doing it.
We have a higher literacy rate than you...we can also read maps....Ouray is in Colorado.
BTW that's in the USA
Posted by: wertygrog Jan 15 2009, 07:34 PM
Dude, learn grammar. And type good. People are judging you. Lives are at stake.
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Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 15 2009, 07:37 PM
Dude, learn grammar. And type
Posted by: ericread Jan 15 2009, 10:00 PM
Before everybody rags this guy too much about how he posts, let's look at a couple of other posts from this week:
"The thing is with the Beehive springs they are designed to run closer to coil bind, and if I would of used the .500" lift cam and installed them at the recommended height, they would of been to far from coil bind, and would of had coil spring flutter, and it would effect the spring frequencies."
"My 2.0/4 is CIS injected and I changed the 944/ K-26Turbo that was on it when EvilEd built it to a NOS K-26 that was used on a few different Audi's like the 5000S 2.2"
Either one of these posts would look like giberish to someone whom doesn't know vernacular of suspension or turbocharging.
So give the kid a break.
Eric Read
Posted by: degreeoff Jan 15 2009, 10:11 PM
I am in for that, hell we gotta save as many of these things as we can if for nothing more than parts down the road....BUT I am curious......is that lack of education OR is it just a texting thing (serious ? here)....I mean @ 36 I feel I have missed the boat with these here cell phone thingies
Posted by: SGB Jan 15 2009, 10:27 PM
I love it. I live stream of conciousness.
Wait. What was that?
oh yea.
OK I get it.
Posted by: drgchapman Jan 15 2009, 11:14 PM
Montrose, just down the hill from Telluride. I know a couple of guys there. I spent a month, one week with some folks from Telluride. That's the way they talk up there in the land of bloody noses.
Posted by: URY914 Jan 16 2009, 07:36 AM
It's the lack of O2
Posted by: Vacca Rabite Jan 16 2009, 08:21 AM
BUT I am curious......is that lack of education OR is it just a texting thing (serious ? here)....I mean @ 36 I feel I have missed the boat with these here cell phone thingies
Texting. The kid is plenty bright. I am seeing similar nonsense popping up all over my college campus.
Zach
Posted by: So.Cal.914 Jan 16 2009, 09:17 AM
BUT I am curious......is that lack of education OR is it just a texting thing (serious ? here)....I mean @ 36 I feel I have missed the boat with these here cell phone thingies
Texting. The kid is plenty bright. I am seeing similar nonsense popping up all over my college campus.
Zach
I think your right, it's like a mental shorthand.
Just hacking on you dude. Stick around, it will be someone elses turn soon.
Posted by: Mark Henry Jan 16 2009, 11:10 AM
Yep....this club is full of old farts who don't even know what texting is...hell I've never even owned a cell phone.
Posted by: andys Jan 16 2009, 11:40 AM
Most youngsters are weaned on the qwerty keyboard (cell phone), so perhaps using a standard keyboard is a challenge........I've got a tween at home and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express so I know these things :-)
Hey, you got a 914 so it's all good dude!
Andys
Posted by: PanelBilly Jan 16 2009, 12:14 PM
All right child, lesson time for you. Most of the sentences need to have the correct structure. That way you know you are communicating to the largest percentage of the group. Then you "throw in" the random words to have some fun.
ex: Boy, I didn't know what kind of trouble my loud car would cause. The neighbors were all in a gastronic mood over my putter putter that turned into a subwoofer contest.
See the reader needs to think about what your saying to figure it out and you get to pick words that really express your uniqueness.
The flow was nice. Keep writting
Posted by: Rockaria Jan 16 2009, 01:33 PM
Man 1: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Man 2: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
Man 1: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Man 2: UH...
Man 1: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Man 2: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
Man 1: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
Both Men: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
Man 1: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
Posted by: Rockaria Jan 16 2009, 01:37 PM
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
Posted by: PanelBilly Jan 16 2009, 04:12 PM
Can you read this bumper sticker, thank a teacher. What went wrong? I'm guessing we didn't give the teachers in public schools enough money and now its payback time.
Posted by: ericread Jan 16 2009, 04:51 PM
Since we're throwing in random quotes, here's my favorite:
"I seen me some crazy shit in my time. But I've never seen a one-legged stripper. I've seen me a stripper with one breast. An' I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. An' I seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper. An' I been to Morocco." - Quentin Tarantino (PLANET TERROR)
Ok, now back to your regular programming...
Posted by: RJMII Jan 16 2009, 05:30 PM
Since we're throwing in random quotes, here's my favorite:
"I seen me some crazy shit in my time. But I've never seen a one-legged stripper. I've seen me a stripper with one breast. An' I seen me a stripper with twelve toes. An' I seen me a stripper with no brains at all, but I ain't never seen me a one-legged stripper. An' I been to Morocco." - Quentin Tarantino (PLANET TERROR)
Ok, now back to your regular programming...
Ugh... I'm tired of Visual Basic, though. =o(
Posted by: draperjojo Jan 16 2009, 07:54 PM
Parked, you're in some awful pretty country!!! Wife and I have been through there several times on the Harley. Got up in the morning and broke the ice off of the seat, then rode to Moab.
Posted by: BMartin914 Jan 17 2009, 07:47 AM
Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
Excuse me, stewardess, I speak Jive.
Posted by: BMartin914 Jan 17 2009, 07:51 AM
Can you read this bumper sticker, thank a teacher. What went wrong? I'm guessing we didn't give the teachers in public schools enough money and now its payback time.
Or he just wasn't paying attention. Population of Ouray County is not very large. Less than 5K in the entire county.
I can't imagine the "less smart" kids took away from his learning time...
Posted by: parked 15 years Jan 29 2009, 12:32 PM
Most youngsters are weaned on the qwerty keyboard (cell phone), so perhaps using a standard keyboard is a challenge........I've got a tween at home and I stayed at a Holiday Inn Express so I know these things :-)
Hey, you got a 914 so it's all good dude!
Andys
damb, thats alot of feed back! ok I will s l o w it down...officer!
Posted by: ericread Jan 29 2009, 02:34 PM
damb, thats alot of feed back! ok I will s l o w it down...officer!
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