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Posted by: MoveQik May 18 2009, 06:18 PM
I'll start with this one...
Sir Andy(grumbling) "Crap, there is spit all down the side of my car"
Amoy(Andy's GF) - "Sorry 'bout that"
Posted by: dlo914 May 18 2009, 07:49 PM
Jim Tab: "SH*T is that a tornado comin' toward us?"
Posted by: dw914er May 18 2009, 08:15 PM
"at least you know you weren't conceived in your car"
Posted by: carreraguy May 19 2009, 07:40 PM
Quote from one of the cars at "Cars and Coffee": "It's only kinky the first time!"
Posted by: Mrs. K May 21 2009, 12:58 AM
Posted by: 6freak May 21 2009, 09:02 AM
Are you F*&%`n kidd`n me.These drivers and i use that term loosely SUCK
Posted by: JRust May 21 2009, 09:05 AM
My quote was one we got on the way home. Mike might have to elaberate though.
"you smoking a joint? I'll join you"
Oh mix in a titty rub with it
Posted by: 6freak May 21 2009, 09:24 AM
QUOTE(JRust @ May 21 2009, 08:05 AM)
My quote was one we got on the way home. Mike might have to elaberate though.
"you smoking a joint? I'll join you"Oh mix in a titty rub with it
I think she was look`n for a way out of her crappy situation..two flat tires with her (i think boyfriend or something)..Ask if i would take the car out of the trailer and give her a ride and if the Winston light i was smoke`n was a joint
cause she wanted some.Not just s titty rub but a big titty rub and just to set the record strait she rubbed them on my arm i didnt touch her
...but i did get her nut off
Posted by: bdstone914 May 21 2009, 09:28 AM
"Is this your car?"
"Yup"
"Holy crap What do you do for a living!?"
"I live in LA what do you think I do? I sell drugs!"
At the top of the mountain run.
Posted by: ConeDodger May 21 2009, 10:04 AM
QUOTE(6freak @ May 21 2009, 07:24 AM)
QUOTE(JRust @ May 21 2009, 08:05 AM)
My quote was one we got on the way home. Mike might have to elaberate though.
"you smoking a joint? I'll join you"Oh mix in a titty rub with it
I think she was look`n for a way out of her crappy situation..two flat tires with her (i think boyfriend or something)..Ask if i would take the car out of the trailer and give her a ride and if the Winston light i was smoke`n was a joint
cause she wanted some.Not just s titty rub but a big titty rub and just to set the record strait she rubbed them on my arm i didnt touch her
...but i did get her nut off
What you described was a 'standing lap dance' Mike... You normally pay big bucks for that in California!
Better than the waitress at Hooter's in Sacramento who basically said "we close at 10, you don't have to leave but
get out!"
Posted by: Sleepin May 21 2009, 10:14 AM
"Dat tree lider is da most screwed up Porsche moder....distributor turns da other way"
My gathered wisdom from Thomas.
Posted by: Sleepin May 21 2009, 10:18 AM
Me: "How are you feeling Joe"
Joe: "about to feel a whole lot better" (as he walks over to a dark corner)
Posted by: Mrs. K May 22 2009, 01:20 AM
QUOTE(Sleepin @ May 21 2009, 11:14 AM)
"Dat tree lider is da most screwed up Porsche moder....distributor turns da other way"
My gathered wisdom from Thomas.
........must have been a bus motor!
Posted by: rick 918-S May 22 2009, 07:59 AM
Jim T:
My Scotch grandfather said if there is one blade of grass you can hold onto to keep yourself from falling off the earth your not drunk!
Sir Andy:
So... that's what you were doing... Reaching for that blade of grass.... Jim, you missed.
Posted by: jimtab May 22 2009, 08:33 AM
QUOTE(rick 918-S @ May 22 2009, 06:59 AM)
Jim T:
My Scotch grandfather said if there is one blade of grass you can hold onto to keep yourself from falling off the earth your not drunk!
Sir Andy:
So... that's what you were doing... Reaching for that blade of grass.... Jim, you missed.
Rick, Scotch is only liquor...my grandfater and I are Scots, and I DID get the blade of grass, I think that's what cut me......
I'm ALWAYS reaching for something....
Posted by: mstein95 May 24 2009, 07:19 PM
Heard while standing in line and Cars & Coffee:
"I hate to do it but I HAVE to check out these 914's"
Posted by: dw914er May 24 2009, 07:36 PM
QUOTE(mstein95 @ May 24 2009, 06:19 PM)
Heard while standing in line and Cars & Coffee:
"I hate to do it but I HAVE to check out these 914's"
i remember hearing that
they knew they were secretly like
, just didnt want their friends to know
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