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Posted by: mikez Aug 31 2009, 07:44 PM

So I'm driving my buddy's car....yeah, I do have friends....it CAN happen.

When his gauge says empty....it's freaking empty. A nice couple from Italy immediately stopped and schleped me to the local thief...excuse me, gas station....borowed a can, filled it at $3.78/gallon.....tole ya he was a thief

Anyways, on the way back I stuck out my thumb and 60+ cars passed me by.

I was wearing 300 dollar Tony Lama boots, nice shirt and slacks.


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Posted by: markb Aug 31 2009, 07:49 PM

Isn't that why we have AAA?

Posted by: underthetire Aug 31 2009, 07:50 PM

I wouldn't pick any one up wearing cowboy boots either. Might get confused for a sheep.

Posted by: ellisor3 Aug 31 2009, 07:54 PM

Should have worn the ears.

Posted by: mikez Aug 31 2009, 08:28 PM

The thief was only 3 blocks....woulda taken AAA 1/2 hour to get there.....

Posted by: mikez Aug 31 2009, 08:35 PM

My two daughters were in the car ......don't make me whip out the hairy butt pic.


Maybe if I looked like this I woulda got picked up faster?

Posted by: sww914 Aug 31 2009, 08:46 PM

I know you and I would have driven right by, too.

Posted by: J P Stein Aug 31 2009, 09:16 PM

You work for the PROC. What do the tax payers in your state say? Lemme guess "Hay, look at that guy in the 300 dollar Tony Lama boots. He must work for the state.....either that or he stole em" ".

Posted by: mikez Aug 31 2009, 09:37 PM

I have good taste.....

Have you sold the yellow shit box yet?

I shoulda put my .357 on my hip instead of my ankle holster.....

Posted by: SLITS Aug 31 2009, 09:37 PM

You don't want to know what we Taxpayers say about our highly intelligent state officials. Besides, Clay would ban me for being to tall.

All the first pic was missing was a turban. They prolly wondered what building you were set to burn.

The second wouldn't work either ... Colorado Kool-Aid ... yeh, I would stop for that ... sure ... if my car died.

Posted by: RobW Aug 31 2009, 09:51 PM

You know the cure for running out of gas is......

I guess all that SB sun is cooking you're brain....

Posted by: SirAndy Aug 31 2009, 09:53 PM

Is that a question?

Posted by: J P Stein Aug 31 2009, 10:00 PM

Nopers, a couple of maybes, tho.

Posted by: veltror Sep 2 2009, 10:39 AM

err Petrol here would be the equivalent of 6.52 dollars your thieves are not so well versed in the art of thievery...

Posted by: Elliot Cannon Sep 2 2009, 11:18 AM

What's the difference between "petrol" and gas? About 3 dollars a gallon.

Posted by: veltror Sep 2 2009, 12:15 PM

petrol or petroleum spirit is correct terminology and gas is not....

Don't get me started with aluminium

Posted by: grantsfo Sep 2 2009, 12:19 PM

I hear thats latest fashion for serial killers.

Posted by: r_towle Sep 2 2009, 12:29 PM

You may have invented the language, but we made it cool.

Rich

Posted by: RJMII Sep 2 2009, 01:23 PM

I guess we should all be nice to you...

that whole statement of

"Don't judge someone until you've walked 3 blocks in their $300 boots"

or however it goes. =o)

Posted by: Nana's_914 Sep 2 2009, 01:30 PM

Your lucky the people that finally stopped didn't try to steal your boots.

Posted by: r_towle Sep 2 2009, 02:28 PM

Yes, its the glasses and the boat tank that give it away...

Rich

Posted by: Cap'n Krusty Sep 2 2009, 03:42 PM

Don't listen to 'em , Mike. It's great having you around, because when shit happens, it happens to you, not me ...........

The Cap'n

Posted by: 6freak Sep 2 2009, 03:50 PM

Dont condemn a man tell you`ve walked a mile in his shoe`s ...cause then you have his shoe`s and are a mile away...now thats funny

Posted by: mikez Sep 2 2009, 05:46 PM

Posted by: ghuff Sep 2 2009, 07:43 PM