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Posted by: SLITS Sep 27 2005, 09:49 AM

Well it's time for the second installment of the D&G All 914 Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. Yes, we will be doing our part to prevent "Global Warming" due to Bovine Flatulence (however, we can do nothing about "Z" and Howie).

So, on Sunday, Oct 23, drag all the rusty crap you haven't been able to sell to 914nonclub.com members and see if some unlucky sucker sucker will take it off your hands. Starting at 8:00 AM the festival will go on till at least Noon (at which time we get really tired of watching "Z" try to grope anybody who gets near and we all go home. For those rusty parts that still don't sell, we may have a roll-off to dispose of them (steel only...as if 914s were made of real steel laugh.gif ).

The proposed address is the back lot of The Recycler Core Company @ 2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA., 92507.

There will be no "Show and Shine", no prizes and best of all, all pinky lifters will be tied to the electric gate for a session of "show and tell (us about yer innards). Live entertainment scheduled:

1.) Slits cooking and not spitting in your burgers or hot dawgs
2.) Watching Lisa iron the wrinkles from her birthday suit
3.) Watching Toast trying to convince the crowd she is a toowench while fending off "Z's" booby traps
4.) SKlines crying fit when the Shalom doesn't run
5.) Personal interviews with the criminals proscuted in "The Case of The Missing Prototype.
6.) Brando's Mutli Color Car
7.) Tech Session with A-aron Admin & Britt..."Why a future M.E. cannot adequately understand mechanical issues on 914s"
8.) Elliot Cannon's..."I can Fly without Wings" demonstration
9.) Clayton's "Understanding the Mexican Criminal System".

I'm sure we will schedule more.


Well, that's about it, except the G of D&G requests a $5.00 donation to help pay for cleanup of the fuchin mess you people make. And I'm charging $10 per person to open the gate for anybody under 60.

Mark your calendar, mark your underwear (which reminds me, can an admin stick this).

C-ya there!!!!

Directions upon request, however my response time is usually 2 - 3 weeks.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 27 2005, 09:54 AM

laugh.gif ill be there.... oh BTW - low cars cant make it over the gate rail......

Posted by: bondo Sep 27 2005, 10:05 AM

I'll be there, with parts! I'll post a list later. Feel free to make requests, as I can't bring everything. (taking the wagon instead of the van)

Posted by: Sammy Sep 27 2005, 11:02 AM

I gots lots O'treasures to sell, but I'll be in a tail dragger so no scrap metal.

Hopefully the lot will be swept prior to the meet to keep the dust down wink.gif

Posted by: Brando Sep 27 2005, 11:52 AM

The multi-colored car display will have to take a raincheck... I work sundays now sad2.gif

Posted by: SLITS Sep 27 2005, 12:39 PM

QUOTE (Sammy @ Sep 27 2005, 10:02 AM)
I gots lots O'treasures to sell, but I'll be in a tail dragger so no scrap metal.

Hopefully the lot will be swept prior to the meet to keep the dust down wink.gif

It's asphalt bucko.....you know that shit you drive your pinky lifter car on.... rolleyes.gif ....the one that can BARELY beat a stock teener......

Posted by: SLITS Sep 27 2005, 12:41 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Sep 27 2005, 08:54 AM)
laugh.gif ill be there.... oh BTW - low cars cant make it over the gate rail......

If you enter at the end where the gate controller is you will clear....it's lower....City of Riverside design by a Civil Engineer so that the street drains onto the property finger.gif

Posted by: phantom914 Sep 27 2005, 01:15 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Sep 27 2005, 07:54 AM)
laugh.gif ill be there.... oh BTW - low cars cant make it over the gate rail......

Wait unti the gate fully opens and go in towards the left (go out towrds the right, duh). Ask me how I know. dry.gif

Andrew

Posted by: Brando Sep 27 2005, 02:31 PM

Cars near stock ride height should clear the railing without ailment.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 27 2005, 04:09 PM

QUOTE (Brando @ Sep 27 2005, 01:31 PM)
Cars near stock ride height should clear the railing without ailment.

What? i cant hear you all the way up there.... laugh.gif

Posted by: bernbomb914 Sep 27 2005, 04:14 PM

I plan on making it this year

Bernie

Posted by: Brando Sep 27 2005, 04:16 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Sep 27 2005, 02:09 PM)
QUOTE (Brando @ Sep 27 2005, 01:31 PM)
Cars near stock ride height should clear the railing without ailment.

What? i cant hear you all the way up there.... laugh.gif

I need more tissues... I keep getting nosebleeds!

Posted by: Mueller Sep 27 2005, 04:19 PM

anyone from Nor-Cal want to caravan on down there? MDB2.gif

Posted by: Gint Sep 27 2005, 05:48 PM

Damn! Can't do it this year. Can't even do the fly-in bomb. I'm on call that weekend. You guys have fun and get your shots before you go.

You really want this pinned? Lemme know...

Posted by: Kargeek Sep 27 2005, 06:00 PM

I'll be there.

I'll put the battery charger on the car now...I am loosing my shop due to land development so, it's time to dig out my parts stash and get rid of some stuff.

Posted by: MattR Sep 27 2005, 06:21 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Sep 27 2005, 07:49 AM)
7.) Tech Session with A-aron Admin & Britt..."Why a future M.E. cannot adequately understand mechanical issues on 914s"

Britt is in unclefuck KY. Matt is in socal.

I guess those pills arent working smoke.gif

Posted by: bmunday Sep 27 2005, 07:31 PM

HOLLY CRAP...
I need some crap, who has some crap to sell? I'm in... aktion035.gif

Posted by: jim_hoyland Sep 27 2005, 09:32 PM

I'm in.

Posted by: Grimstead Sep 27 2005, 09:52 PM

driving.gif It's a long drive from Corona but I'll be there as well

Posted by: Brando Sep 27 2005, 10:51 PM

Y'all better hang around After 4:30 PM... Thassa when I get offa duh clawk.

Posted by: skline Sep 28 2005, 08:28 PM

Ok, Ron, just to prove that you speak out of your A$$, I will be there in the Chalon. Not sure if it will clear the gate but I will try it. So, count me in. flipa.gif

Posted by: Headrage Sep 28 2005, 08:36 PM

I'm gonna give it a shot. I'll schedule Monday off because I know that as soon as things are looking good on the ride it'll require AAA. headbang.gif

Posted by: Brando Sep 28 2005, 09:36 PM

Don't worry -- if you get stranded in Riverside, at least there'll be plenty of spare parts to fix what ails the teener smile.gif

Posted by: Twystd1 Sep 28 2005, 11:41 PM

I'm gunna go with Skyline to help lift his Chalon over the driveway.... Ya know he is old and needs help on this kinda stuff.

Oh... By the way... Did you know he likes mexican...... Errrr Uhhhhh... Whatever..

Twystd1

PS: Slits I saw a picture of you riding in an old car with Henry Ford... Did you know him?

Picture was taken around 1918. At least thats what Aaron said... rolleyes.gif

Twystd1

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 29 2005, 12:04 AM

ROFL....

Posted by: Mugs914 Sep 29 2005, 12:41 AM

Geez, I aint been to a D&Gs in five years... Didja miss me??

Gotta try to make it this time. I've got five years of crap to foist off on someone...

Posted by: SLITS Sep 29 2005, 09:09 AM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Sep 28 2005, 10:41 PM)
PS: Slits I saw a picture of you riding in an old car with Henry Ford... Did you know him?

Picture was taken around 1918. At least thats what Aaron said... rolleyes.gif

Twystd1

Henry and I were good buddies. We were working on the GT40 design back in ought 8 as after ingesting some Mexican Mushroom Soup in Xtaca, I had a vision.

Later I had the runs and the project was dropped.

Posted by: Twystd1 Sep 29 2005, 10:16 PM

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Do you have anymore shrooms????????????

Twystd1

Posted by: redshift Sep 29 2005, 10:23 PM

I need ten pounds of gold, and an SC suspension, with an ARB! FIND IT OR I WILL DELETE THE THREAD.

biggrin.gif

I like this evil thing!


M

Posted by: Elliot Cannon Sep 29 2005, 11:31 PM

I'll be there if I can get back from my trip on time. The last time I was at a D&G there was a huge brush fire and all the cars were covered with ash. I hope we don't have the same thing this year. I'm ready to buy more stuff I don't need.
Cheers, Elliot

Posted by: sean_v8_914 Sep 30 2005, 08:53 AM

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Posted by: SLITS Sep 30 2005, 09:53 AM

Directions as promised:

The property is located basically at the intersection of the 60 Frwy and the 215/91 Frwys in Riverside. Due to the construction of a new mixmaster to handle the traffic to Moron Valley....you have to kinda work the off ramps..

If you are coming from the Republican, Anglo , upper middle class neighborhood where Howie lives (Westlake Villiage and all points North and East somewhat)....find your way to the 60 Frwy eastbound.....For those of you that will use the 210 or 10...go south on the 15 to the 60. As you approach Riverside and before the 91/215 intersection, get off at Main Street and turn right. Go to the first signal (Spruce) and turn left. Go 3 stop signs, cross the RR tracks and you will see a small sign "Kansas Ave". Due to the construction, Kansas is closed at the RR and you need to go around a building to get to it. Make a right at the sign...make a right at the stop sign....make a left at the next stop sign.....immediately to your right is the front gate of The Recycler Core Company...it will be closed...continue until you see an opening in the fence...that's the back gate....and that's where you want to be.....Remember. if your car is low to cross the gate track on the far left. If you are under 60 have $10 ready.

From Vegas.....down the 215...past the 10.....to the 60 Westbound....get off on Main street (1st exit real close). At top of ramp (stop sign) turn left....go to second stop sign (Spruce) and turn left....the rest of the directions are above. $10 at the gate if under 60 and if you drive a car named "Elvira"..$100 at the gate.

From San Diego....come up the 15 and take the 215 North split around Temecula...215 all the way to where it joins the 60 in Moron Valley....down the hill in the 60/215 past UCR....to the Blaine/3rd Street Off ramp...GET OFF....turn left at the signal (3rd) and go to 3rd light (Kansas)....turn right....cross a set of RR tracks and look immediately to left for open gate....$5.00 at the gate, as Anchor Clankers & Jar Heads are poor and I support our troops.

From the OC and Corona (no BFs allowed)...come up the 91....get off (the freeway) at University Ave....stay on off ramp in middle lane (parallel freeway) past University and Mission Inn to 3rd street...turn right....continue to 1st signal (Kansas) and turn left......across RR and look left for open gate.....$10 at the gate for bona fide John Birch Members......$20 for Shalom drivers.....$50 for retiring UPS pilots, $50 Euro for Deutcshers, Free if your intitals are JS or /L.

Happy travels..........



Posted by: Headrage Sep 30 2005, 09:59 AM

It's in the part of town that when you start to get scared, yer really close... wink.gif

Posted by: skline Sep 30 2005, 10:03 AM

I heard it was $1000.00 if your initials were RM. Since there are no Shalom drivers coming and my initials are JS (Just Scott) I guess I will come on out. Unless of course, this was an attempt to discourage me from coming? dry.gif

Posted by: SLITS Sep 30 2005, 10:05 AM

QUOTE (skline @ Sep 30 2005, 09:03 AM)
I heard it was $1000.00 if your initials were RM. Since there are no Shalom drivers coming and my initials are JS (Just Scott) I guess I will come on out. Unless of course, this was an attempt to discourage me from coming? dry.gif

No Scott.....I just wanted you to breathe hard...................... lol2.gif









Gawd...I guess I've lost the humor touch on this board! blink.gif

Posted by: skline Sep 30 2005, 10:10 AM

Was that Hummer or humor? From what I hear from Aaron, ou do a great hummer. laugh.gif

Posted by: SLITS Sep 30 2005, 10:15 AM

QUOTE (skline @ Sep 30 2005, 09:10 AM)
Was that Hummer or humor? From what I hear from Aaron, ou do a great hummer. laugh.gif

Dream on plastic boy......dream on................

That would be H3......current explanation of 69

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 30 2005, 11:39 AM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Sep 30 2005, 09:15 AM)
QUOTE (skline @ Sep 30 2005, 09:10 AM)
Was that Hummer or humor? From what I hear from Aaron, ou do a great hummer.  :lol:

Dream on plastic boy......dream on................

That would be H3......current explanation of 69

Hey MR shalom...shut it!

and ron is sooo short, he didnt even have to get on his knees....












to get under the car to do a valve adjust that is.....

Posted by: Toast Sep 30 2005, 01:09 PM

I have no reply to add.

Posted by: Lou W Sep 30 2005, 01:31 PM

Did you send an invite to the auto shop teacher from New York, he was here for the last one, I think everyone called him Richard Simmons? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 30 2005, 01:33 PM

QUOTE (Lou W @ Sep 30 2005, 12:31 PM)
Did you send an invite to the auto shop teacher from New York, he was here for the last one, I think everyone called him Richard Simmons? biggrin.gif

NOOOOOOOO spank.gif slap.gif alfred.gif

that guy was tweakin!

Posted by: Headrage Sep 30 2005, 01:37 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Sep 30 2005, 12:33 PM)
QUOTE (Lou W @ Sep 30 2005, 12:31 PM)
Did you send an invite to the auto shop teacher from New York, he was here for the last one, I think everyone called him Richard Simmons?  :D

NOOOOOOOO spank.gif slap.gif alfred.gif

that guy was tweakin!

agree.gif Freaky dude...

Posted by: Twystd1 Sep 30 2005, 01:39 PM

Dont' make fun of my dad... he can't help that he looks like Mr.Simmons...

And yes he does sweat to the oldy's..!!

twystd1

Posted by: SLITS Sep 30 2005, 01:55 PM

Yeh....Richard was the typical 911 owner/mechanic






I am so short.......at least I save money on knee pads unlike GB A-admin & his buddies. I save more 'cause I don't have to purchase butt lube either like they do. And I've got great news.........I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Hymenco.

Posted by: Twystd1 Sep 30 2005, 02:15 PM

So Slits,

Being short and all... And not having the need to EVER buy knee pads.....

And being of the "lube less" variety kind of guy that you are.........

Can I come up early and help you prep the burgers and other goodies?

And yes.... I bring my own synth lube.... I use it on everything.... Like Aaron...

If so... what time you want me up there?

Twystd1

Posted by: bondo Sep 30 2005, 02:18 PM

Speaking of odd fellows at the D&G, who is that asian guy that is always there and tries to talk you down on $5 parts that you could sell on ebay for $20? I argued over price with him the first couple times, after that I just raised my prices. smile.gif

Posted by: skline Sep 30 2005, 03:22 PM

QUOTE (bondo @ Sep 30 2005, 01:18 PM)
Speaking of odd fellows at the D&G, who is that asian guy that is always there and tries to talk you down on $5 parts that you could sell on ebay for $20? I argued over price with him the first couple times, after that I just raised my prices. smile.gif

I dont remember his name, Joe Buckle would, he is the guy that bought Joe's old car and V8 kit.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 30 2005, 03:59 PM

QUOTE (skline @ Sep 30 2005, 02:22 PM)
QUOTE (bondo @ Sep 30 2005, 01:18 PM)
Speaking of odd fellows at the D&G, who is that asian guy that is always there and tries to talk you down on $5 parts that you could sell on ebay for $20? I argued over price with him the first couple times, after that I just raised my prices. smile.gif

I dont remember his name, Joe Buckle would, he is the guy that bought Joe's old car and V8 kit.

the guy with the cane and the corvette?

shoot... cant place a name to the face....

Posted by: SLITS Sep 30 2005, 04:09 PM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Sep 30 2005, 01:15 PM)
So Slits,

Being short and all... And not having the need to EVER buy knee pads.....

And being of the "lube less" variety kind of guy that you are.........

Can I come up early and help you prep the burgers and other goodies?

And yes.... I bring my own synth lube.... I use it on everything.... Like Aaron...

If so... what time you want me up there?

Twystd1

oooooooohhh Claytonian The First wub.gif Anytime...just put your lips together and........

Posted by: Toast Sep 30 2005, 04:14 PM

QUOTE (Lou W @ Sep 30 2005, 12:31 PM)
Did you send an invite to the auto shop teacher from New York, he was here for the last one, I think everyone called him Richard Simmons? biggrin.gif

OMG! ROTFL lol2.gif I totaly forgot about Richard Simmons.

What a hoot. screwy.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Sep 30 2005, 04:17 PM

QUOTE (Toast @ Sep 30 2005, 03:14 PM)
QUOTE (Lou W @ Sep 30 2005, 12:31 PM)
Did you send an invite to the auto shop teacher from New York, he was here for the last one, I think everyone called him Richard Simmons?  :D

OMG! ROTFL lol2.gif I totaly forgot about Richard Simmons.

What a hoot. screwy.gif

hopefully he Overdosed by now....

Posted by: Toast Sep 30 2005, 04:21 PM

Only if we are lucky......and my luck has been pretty stank lately. dry.gif

Posted by: spunone Sep 30 2005, 04:54 PM

I wonder if I throw a couple of filler necks in my pockets I'll get any offers??? mueba.gif beer.gif : To sell them of course

Posted by: Lou W Oct 1 2005, 12:04 AM

I found this picture with him in it. biggrin.gif


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Posted by: Hammy Oct 1 2005, 01:01 AM

which one is he? unsure.gif

Posted by: Headrage Oct 1 2005, 07:35 AM

He's the guy on the passenger side of the car with his back to the camera.

God, why am I up so early on a Saturday???? sad.gif

Posted by: Sammy Oct 1 2005, 12:16 PM

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Posted by: Brando Oct 1 2005, 12:30 PM

LMAO!

I hope security catches that homofag at the gate!

Posted by: a914luvr Oct 1 2005, 11:35 PM

If the Richard Simmons guy shows up I'm gonna knock out his 3 remaining teeth, tie him up in a knot and stuff him in the scrap metal bin. The guy is a liar and a thief. He's probably in a NY jail though so I'm sure we won't see him.

Posted by: kconway Oct 1 2005, 11:48 PM

Never been...where is this swap and are there usually cars for sale?

kevin

Posted by: Brando Oct 2 2005, 12:16 AM

QUOTE (kconway @ Oct 1 2005, 09:48 PM)
Never been...where is this swap and are there usually cars for sale?

kevin

Mine is!

Strong runner, 3rd owner, almost all original. No rust, just needs TLC!

(and interior, and paint, and a rear swaybar, and a new motor, and new trans mounts, and new wheels, and and and...)

Yours for beir!

Posted by: SLITS Oct 3 2005, 09:43 AM

icon_bump.gif icon_bump.gif Duoble bump so Brad knows when and where...........................

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 4 2005, 01:38 AM

Slits,
I'm coming up early to help ya set up...

What time ya want me there? Scott says he is gunna make it up also. Unless he HAS to work ($s)

Only thing that would keep me from coming would be a Biz trip to Mexico......

What ya need me to bring besides Scott and a couple of parts to swap or sell?

Twystd1

Posted by: MattR Oct 4 2005, 02:05 AM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 3 2005, 11:38 PM)
Slits,
I'm coming up early to help ya set up...

What time ya want me there? Scott says he is gunna make it up also. Unless he HAS to work ($s)

Only thing that would keep me from coming would be a Biz trip to Mexico......

What ya need me to bring besides Scott and a couple of parts to swap or sell?

Twystd1

I'll take a large pizza with pepperoni and jalapenos.

Posted by: DonTraver Oct 4 2005, 09:18 AM


I was wondering if someone could post a address for the swap meet, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks, Don

Posted by: SLITS Oct 4 2005, 09:31 AM

QUOTE (DonTraver @ Oct 4 2005, 08:18 AM)
I was wondering if someone could post a address for the swap meet, I'd really appreciate it. Thanks, Don

The original post has it, but since going back is a pain:

2727 Kansas Ave, Riverside, CA., 92507

Directions are a couple of posts up too!

Posted by: DonTraver Oct 4 2005, 02:09 PM

Thanks, appreciate it, I read all the posts, must have missed it, Thanks again, Don

Posted by: a914luvr Oct 4 2005, 02:34 PM

If anyone who's showing up early wants to bring something, a dozen donuts would be helpful. My personal request would be chocolate... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 4 2005, 10:27 PM

Chocolate donuts... HHHHmmmmmmmm......... BBBBuuuuuuuuRrrrrrppppppp

Since when can ya BBQ donuts?..... Jeeezzzz I get no respect....

Twystd1

Posted by: skline Oct 4 2005, 11:06 PM

I will bring a couple dozen KrispyKreme donuts since I seem to remember there always a couple dozen there in the past.

Posted by: Toast Oct 13 2005, 03:50 PM

Why has this not been nailed? confused24.gif

Posted by: bondo Oct 13 2005, 04:32 PM

QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 13 2005, 02:50 PM)
Why has this not been nailed? confused24.gif

Good question! I just added it to the event calendar (not that anyone actually looks at it). biggrin.gif

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 13 2005, 04:34 PM

HEyyy.. Someone nail this thing..

Da D&G is da bomb..

And a Richard Simmons look-a-like will be there for a moment of nostalgia...
(Thanks Skline)

I can smell the burgers now.......... BBBUuuRRRrrrrrPPppppppppppp


Thanks all...!!

Twystd1

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2005, 04:37 PM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 03:34 PM)
HEyyy.. Someone nail this thing..

Da D&G is da bomb..

And a Richard Simmons look-a-like will be there for a moment of nostalgia...
(Thanks Skline)

I can smell the burgers now.......... BBBUuuRRRrrrrrPPppppppppppp


Thanks all...!!

Twystd1

ugly people cant smell.... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 13 2005, 04:40 PM

Maybey a lurker will show up and I can have some target practice with my 50. BMG Barret....

Aw Hell... Wishfull thinking.......

Then again... AAron & MattR running down the strett with an apple on their heads...

HHHhmmmmmm.....

I think I have an idea.....!!!! rolleyes.gif

Twystd1 ar15.gif ar15.gif ar15.gif boldblue.gif boldblue.gif boldblue.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 13 2005, 05:02 PM

There will be a special area for those from the CGBC.....this time they will get plugged in the front!

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2005, 05:05 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 13 2005, 04:02 PM)
There will be a special area for those from the CGBC.....this time they will get plugged in the front!

gee, i didnt know people from the Cleveland Green Building Coalition would show clap.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 13 2005, 05:06 PM

Nice try Beavis........Nice try! wavey.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2005, 05:07 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 13 2005, 04:06 PM)
Nice try Beavis........Nice try! wavey.gif

I googled it buckwheat....

It must be similar to the NSA... NO SUCH AGENCY ...it dont exist

Posted by: SLITS Oct 13 2005, 05:09 PM

See "onion" thread for the remainder of your soap you gave to Clayton.


I didn't know you Googled....I thought you were just full of Giggles.

Posted by: Headrage Oct 13 2005, 05:09 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 13 2005, 04:02 PM)
CGBC

Colorado Girly Boy Club?

Posted by: SLITS Oct 13 2005, 05:10 PM

Close....ya got the girly boy right! Did Matt color his hair again.....only Aaron would know.

Posted by: SLITS Oct 13 2005, 05:42 PM

UPDATE****FLASH****UPDATE

It is with great glee that we inform the "Rust Belt" owners that we intend to cut up three, Not Just One, but 3 (for those that can't spell) perfectly rust free Porsches at the D&G All 914 Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival. Yes, folks, THREE....well, kinda...one of them will be a 911SC so I guess it really doesn't count.

This press release is authorized for immediate release by the "G" of D&G.....


Bring blades...... biggrin.gif

Posted by: Elliot Cannon Oct 13 2005, 06:08 PM

Anyone have an address for this place?
Cheers, Elliot

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 13 2005, 06:33 PM

I want the dash (Metal) out of the 911 if possible... can I dibs that Ron?

I wanna do a steel dash conversion on the Teener..... Name yur price (Aaron?)

I'll bring a spare sawzall with a bunch of oil... And yes you know where the oil came from.. unsure.gif

Should we have an engine building party for the Onion one? might be a good idea...........?

By the way.. lagunero needs a solid shell in good rust free shape.. maybe you can hook him up instead of cutting a Teener up????

And MattR needs a bottle of oil stop leak... Do you have any? idea.gif

So dude.. ya want me up there early? Possibly the day before to help setup?

Just let me know.....

Cause I know OLD MEN can't barely get out of their wheel chairs sometimes....... ohmy.gif

From Da Twystd1

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 13 2005, 06:35 PM

Elliot,
Haven't you learned to read yet???

GeeeeZzzz, and they let you fly??? rolleyes.gif

Twystd1

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2005, 06:35 PM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 05:35 PM)
Elliot,
Haven't you learned to read yet???

GeeeeZzzz, and they let you fly??? rolleyes.gif

Twystd1

autopilot....

they should get autoread for him....

Posted by: bondo Oct 13 2005, 10:00 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 13 2005, 04:42 PM)
UPDATE****FLASH****UPDATE

It is with great glee that we inform the "Rust Belt" owners that we intend to cut up three, Not Just One, but 3 (for those that can't spell) perfectly rust free Porsches at the D&G All 914 Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival.   Yes, folks, THREE....well, kinda...one of them will be a 911SC so I guess it really doesn't count.

This press release is authorized for immediate release by the "G" of D&G.....


Bring blades...... biggrin.gif

Sweet! Is this one of those "free if you bring the blades" cutups? biggrin.gif

Will there be 220 and compressed air? I have a plasma cutter welder.gif

Dibs on a passenger side sail panel! (and door latch indent area, see avatar) smile.gif

Posted by: Elliot Cannon Oct 13 2005, 10:01 PM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 05:35 PM)
Elliot,
Haven't you learned to read yet???

GeeeeZzzz, and they let you fly??? rolleyes.gif

Twystd1

Co-Pilots and Auto-Pilots do all the work. About all I do is sign the damn log book. Actually, that's about all they LET me do.
Elliot

7 months to go.


Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 13 2005, 10:01 PM

dibs on a rear trunk floor

Posted by: Grimstead Oct 13 2005, 10:49 PM

Dibs on that one part that goes from that under thing next to that rusted thing unsure.gif

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 13 2005, 10:55 PM

Grimstead..

You can't have the rusty thing next to the other rusty thing..

Cause Rusty has dibs on the rusty stuff...

Really.. Ask Rusty..

My head hurts...

Twystd1

Posted by: Joe Sharp Oct 13 2005, 10:56 PM

Kevin: I think I found some more Buzzards....
:PERMAGRIN: Joe

Posted by: Brando Oct 13 2005, 11:21 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 13 2005, 03:42 PM)
[...] Yes, folks, THREE....well, kinda...one of them will be a 911SC so I guess it really doesn't count. [...]

Dibbs on the 911SC flares front and rear!

Posted by: Toast Oct 14 2005, 12:25 AM

Elliotttttttttttttttttttttt.......................

2727 KANSAS AVE.

RIVERSIDE, CA. 92507

BACK GATE, BUILDING B

Sheesh rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Toast Oct 14 2005, 12:28 AM

Dibs on whoever can fix my dam e-brake.

unsure.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 14 2005, 09:02 AM

QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 13 2005, 11:28 PM)
Dibs on whoever can fix my dam e-brake.

unsure.gif

Ok guys.....she's up for grabs (not you Mike).

Posted by: Toast Oct 14 2005, 09:13 AM

QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 13 2005, 02:50 PM)
Why has this not been nailed?  :confused:

No,.....seriously? huh.gif


QUOTE
Ok guys.....she's up for grabs (not you Mike).

rolleyes.gif

Posted by: xitspd Oct 14 2005, 09:13 AM

ohmy.gif Cool! I'll be there....... Delias grinders for a second lunch just around the corner after one of Slits burgers. chowtime.gif

Posted by: Toast Oct 14 2005, 09:15 AM

QUOTE (xitspd @ Oct 14 2005, 08:13 AM)
ohmy.gif  Cool!  I'll be there.......  Delias grinders for lunch just around the corner.   chowtime.gif

So is Gus Jr.
Total Grub! chowtime.gif

Posted by: xitspd Oct 14 2005, 09:21 AM

QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 14 2005, 07:15 AM)
QUOTE (xitspd @ Oct 14 2005, 08:13 AM)
ohmy.gif  Cool!  I'll be there.......  Delias grinders for lunch just around the corner.   chowtime.gif

So is Gus Jr.
Total Grub! chowtime.gif

ohmy.gif YES! See you there Toast................

Posted by: Toast Oct 14 2005, 09:23 AM

wavey.gif Look forward to it!


I want an outside and inside door handle for passenger door.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 09:25 AM

QUOTE (Toast @ Oct 14 2005, 08:23 AM)
I want an outside and inside door handle for passenger door.

as the great philosopher Mick Jagger said, "you cant always get what you want"

Posted by: Grimstead Oct 14 2005, 10:52 AM

QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 09:55 PM)
Grimstead..

You can't have the rusty thing next to the other rusty thing..

Cause Rusty has dibs on the rusty stuff...

Really.. Ask Rusty..

My head hurts...

Twystd1

Does that mean I get all the grim looking parts? confused24.gif

Posted by: bondo Oct 14 2005, 11:06 AM

QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 09:52 AM)
QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 09:55 PM)
Grimstead..

You can't have the rusty thing next to the other rusty thing..

Cause Rusty has dibs on the rusty stuff...

Really.. Ask Rusty..

My head hurts...

Twystd1

Does that mean I get all the grim looking parts? confused24.gif

Oh great, then I get all the bondoed parts. Yay. blink.gif


Posted by: Grimstead Oct 14 2005, 11:06 AM

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 14 2005, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 09:52 AM)
QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 09:55 PM)
Grimstead..

You can't have the rusty thing next to the other rusty thing..

Cause Rusty has dibs on the rusty stuff...

Really.. Ask Rusty..

My head hurts...

Twystd1

Does that mean I get all the grim looking parts? confused24.gif

Oh great, then I get all the bondoed parts. Yay. blink.gif

chairfall.gif
We should really feel sorry for Aaron

Posted by: SLITS Oct 14 2005, 11:09 AM

QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 14 2005, 10:06 AM)
QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 09:52 AM)
QUOTE (Twystd1 @ Oct 13 2005, 09:55 PM)
Grimstead..

You can't have the rusty thing next to the other rusty thing..

Cause Rusty has dibs on the rusty stuff...

Really.. Ask Rusty..

My head hurts...

Twystd1

Does that mean I get all the grim looking parts? confused24.gif

Oh great, then I get all the bondoed parts. Yay. blink.gif

chairfall.gif
We should really feel sorry for Aaron

Why....did Matt dump him? Did he get a "Dear Aaron" letter from Jared?

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 11:37 AM

you guys suck.... flipa.gif

Posted by: Grimstead Oct 14 2005, 01:18 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 10:37 AM)
you guys suck.... flipa.gif

Ahhhh, don't be like that sad.gif

We kid because we care (except for Ron, he's just like that wink.gif )

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 01:23 PM

QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 10:37 AM)
you guys suck....  :finger2:

Ahhhh, don't be like that sad.gif

We kid because we care (except for Ron, he's just like that wink.gif )


huh.gif

Posted by: Grimstead Oct 14 2005, 01:26 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 12:23 PM)
QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 10:37 AM)
you guys suck....  :finger2:

Ahhhh, don't be like that sad.gif

We kid because we care (except for Ron, he's just like that wink.gif )


huh.gif

Well then, maybe care is too strong of a word. Would you rather me replace it with jerks (cause I can live with that too) wacko.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 14 2005, 01:28 PM

QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 12:26 PM)
QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 12:23 PM)
QUOTE (Grimstead @ Oct 14 2005, 12:18 PM)
QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 10:37 AM)
you guys suck....  :finger2:

Ahhhh, don't be like that sad.gif

We kid because we care (except for Ron, he's just like that wink.gif )


huh.gif

Well then, maybe care is too strong of a word. Would you rather me replace it with jerks (cause I can live with that too) wacko.gif

hah!

no worries. Bill get your car done so you can drive it slap.gif instead of look at it smile.gif rocking nana.gif

Posted by: Grimstead Oct 14 2005, 01:33 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 14 2005, 12:28 PM)
hah!

no worries. Bill get your car done so you can drive it slap.gif instead of look at it smile.gif rocking nana.gif

Doh! headbang.gif

Did I tell you, I got a pressure washer to take care of the engine? Now I just need to use it...

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 14 2005, 01:42 PM

God I love this place biggrin.gif


Twystd1

Posted by: Brando Oct 14 2005, 08:46 PM

Me too Clayton, me too.

I might be able to get out of work at 3:30... Someone please save the 911SC fender flares for me? Front & Rear? I got $ for them... Just wish I didnt have to fuggin work that Sunday. sad.gif They might also ask me to stay a few more hours. Overtime, yes, but I won't get to go to the Swapmeet!

Posted by: Toast Oct 17 2005, 02:37 PM

For someone who really shouldn't be here, I guess I'll be the only one to icon_bump.gif this thread since Aaron wont nail it.
rolleyes.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 17 2005, 02:39 PM

bite me toasty one.

if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail

NAILED dry.gif

Posted by: bondo Oct 17 2005, 02:40 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 17 2005, 01:39 PM)
bite me toasty one.

if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail

NAILED dry.gif

I found it... biggrin.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 17 2005, 04:26 PM

QUOTE (Aaron Cox @ Oct 17 2005, 01:39 PM)
bite me toasty one.

if it gets nailed. it gets lost. you wanna nail? ill give ya a nail

NAILED dry.gif

"you can't always get what you want.....

But if you try sometime......


You might just get back to me.....


PS....pull you dentures first! Nuthin' like a good gum job

Posted by: Brando Oct 17 2005, 06:31 PM

That's just one image I didnt need tonight, RON.

Posted by: Headrage Oct 17 2005, 06:35 PM

I've been looking for this thread for a week. givemebeer.gif agree.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 18 2005, 12:22 PM

Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like mine....
It once was lost but now it's found,
At the D&G All 914 Swap meet.

T'was parts that taught...
my heart to fear.
And parts, my fears relieved.
How precious did those parts appear...
the hour at D&G.

Through many dangers, toils and snares...
we have already come.
T'was parts that brought us safe thus far...
and parts will get us home.

Glenn has promised good to me...
His word my parts secures.
He will my mentor and supplier be...
as long as money endures.

When we've been here ten hours...
bright shining as the sun.
We've no less days to sing Glens's praise...
then when we've first begun.

"Amazing parts, how sweet the sound,
That saved a wreck like me....
It once was lost but now it's found,
All at the D & G................................[end] biggrin.gif

Posted by: Howard Oct 18 2005, 12:44 PM

Let's hear for Slits Johnson smilie_pokal.gif
That's some authentic 914 gibberish!

Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? beerchug.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 18 2005, 01:16 PM

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 18 2005, 11:44 AM)
Let's hear for Slits Johnson smilie_pokal.gif
That's some authentic 914 gibberish!

Think Mikey and I are coming. If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? beerchug.gif

No, but I'm sure you can entice Matt & Aaron to......uhhhhhh.......hummmmmmm a few........ uhhhhhhhhh ........... bars.

Posted by: MattR Oct 18 2005, 02:34 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 18 2005, 11:16 AM)
QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 18 2005, 11:44 AM)
Let's hear for Slits Johnson smilie_pokal.gif
That's some authentic 914 gibberish!

Think Mikey and I are coming.  If I bring a guitar, will you sing that? beerchug.gif

No, but I'm sure you can entice Matt & Aaron to......uhhhhhh.......hummmmmmm a few........ uhhhhhhhhh ........... bars.

Fill me up with some good ol' german beer and i'll sing!



I forgot about slits poems
and how they keep me in the moment
they make my heart tingle
and make me want to mingle
with the opposite sex
but i have to wait until next
weekend for that because
this weekend is for the crusty
old men and their rusty
old slugs

(interesting rhyme pattern...)

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 18 2005, 03:47 PM

My face hurts from laughing...

Just stop...!!!!!!!! biggrin.gif

twystd1

Posted by: SLITS Oct 18 2005, 04:06 PM

Well, Here lies Matt,
Dumped by his boyfriend
'Cause his tool went flat.

Rear enders are my game,
It was terrible when junior went lame,
From the CGBC booted was my name.

So now he lies in wait and wonder,
Pounding junior to the sound of thunder,
Up I say, Up, don't be like rubber.

The krusty ol' farts,
In their rusty ol' carts,
Just sit and laugh amid the pharts.

The young Matt's manhood,
Just won't stand up it's understood,
So he sits in his room holding his limp manhood.

For the poor lass,
Just can't get anyone's ass,
He might as well go fishing for a smelly bass.


Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 18 2005, 04:10 PM

who is in charge of such a swap meet
where hard to find parts come so cheap?
where old men come, to hang and to reminiss
and the youngins come, and the old ones get pissed

whether you be drivin a CW or a junk yard heep
it will be well recieved, except by mikeZ
come one come all, come in a bunch!
while slits cooks, and spits in your lunch

Coming from afar, or from around the way
This will be much different than any other day
Now, im tired, of toiling over this stupid rhyme....
going to steal a rare car, and serve some time laugh.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 18 2005, 04:17 PM

will brando's clunker really make it?
how far off jackstands am i willing to take it?
will the nefarious one have some 914 to show?
or will howie and mike Z, just come to blow

in such a small world, that we like to hang in...
mikez will come down, and tell us matt was bangin screwy.gif
slits's car, wont come off the lift,
the silly old man, cant get a hint

toasty one will show, but not in old smokey
that car is gone, and in oregon for pokey's
But whats this? my cell phone rang
skline cant make it, in the shalame

mattr will come, and snipe a few deals
and wonder what it will be like to drive one for real
howie will show, but with age may fall asleep
but entertainment will be supplied, by miles and his sheep sheeplove.gif

again, again i profess, this poem will soon be over
my teener is still down, i may have to take the rover.....
so i leave you finally, and now in peace
shit! i still need wheel bearing grease beerchug.gif

Posted by: MattR Oct 18 2005, 04:19 PM

So the old man wants war
please dont make me snore
your guns are so dead and tired
sonny, you're just a liar.

you have to respect the gall
but please hide your balls
this is a 914 club affair
not a hairy chest rencounter.

we've heard the stories all before
about slits' and howard's war before wars
the dinosaurs trampeled
as you all scampered

oh clayton, stay outta this
you dont want the abyss
or soon you'll wake up
with the OPR* on your doorstep

*OPR = Old Pharts from Riverside

edit: gotta go to class, i wont be able to respond for 2 hours

Posted by: SLITS Oct 18 2005, 05:34 PM

With age it just all gets better,
While yougins just stay at home alone and get bitter,
Their juices all get a twitter,
But alas all they score is a no hitter.

In their house or their dorm,
They use soap like in a thunderstorm,
As they claim in their delight,
It's my soap and I'll rub it as hard as I like.

Their cars are much the same,
Just so sorry, they are all lame,
Technical questions they answer in a fit,
I think they are all named Britt.

So for wars that start and they claim victory,
It's 'cause their brains are made of hickory,
If it were burned to light the night,
In the darkness we would all loose our sight,

So to class you go to escape the return fire,
Under your desk a hand is on fire,
When the Prof asks the question at hand,
Your's comes up with a coating quite bland.

And do not wish Clayton from the frey to stay,
It's in his place you'll get your only play,
Down south, the border if you must,
You can spend your pesos for your lust.



Ok, I'm out till the 'morrow.

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 18 2005, 05:43 PM

out till the morrow,
come back and be filled with sorrow,
have a safe trip up and o'er the hill
mike z is waiting, with a little blue pill

So slits be gone,
to the break of dawn,
lets rag him and chide him,
while mike Z is a'ridin him

all kidding aside,
slits has no ride
along with matt and jack,
the car sits helpless on the rack

goodbye my nemisis
have a great commute
we will see you at the swap,
dont wear your birthday suit

Posted by: Headrage Oct 18 2005, 05:56 PM

You guy's ever thought about going to poetry reading night at the local community college?

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 18 2005, 05:58 PM

QUOTE (Headrage @ Oct 18 2005, 04:56 PM)
You guy's ever thought about going to poetry reading night at the local community college?

eye cant reed wacko.gif

Posted by: MattR Oct 18 2005, 06:32 PM

out in the small big bear
the old one squeezes his nair
hoping for a smoother finish
on his little pincher

while the college boys are batting zero
we are still the old man's heros
late at night when he's reminiscing
we're in bed dreaming
and the next morning when he has work
i sleep in until its dark

but now i dont bluff
sunday will come soon enough
you can change your undies
for all the 914 honeys

Posted by: Twystd1 Oct 18 2005, 06:39 PM

LMFHO chairfall.gif

PUHLllease... stop this.. I can't breath............

Twystd1

Posted by: ! Oct 18 2005, 08:11 PM

beer3.gif


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Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 18 2005, 09:37 PM

good shit guys.....good shit smilie_pokal.gif

and mike has no gag reflex... i know biggrin.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: Brando Oct 18 2005, 10:58 PM

All that poetry... wow ... you guys are gay. And I don't mean metrosexual gay. lol2.gif

Well, except Ron, he predates gayness smile.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 18 2005, 11:00 PM

ron predates gayness LOL

he is a Gaynasaur
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Posted by: redshift Oct 18 2005, 11:07 PM

LMAO ARRON YOU ARE THE FUNIEST!


Trannysaurus Rex

Posted by: SLITS Oct 19 2005, 09:18 AM

Matt's favorite picture of Aaron...........

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Posted by: MattR Oct 19 2005, 09:47 AM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 19 2005, 07:18 AM)
Matt's favorite picture of Aaron...........

If aaron had tits like that, i'd have even MORE reason to... er... nevermind

Posted by: skline Oct 19 2005, 10:08 AM

Wow, what happened to this thread? It went so far out there. I am thinking everyone will show up just to see all you crazies in the same place at the same time just for the comedy show. I cant bring the Chalon because it doesnt hold enough parts. The truck is full of stuff to sell from me and others. But anytime one of you wants to go for a little jaunt to test how fast your little car is, you just let me know.

I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 19 2005, 10:10 AM

QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 09:08 AM)
I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that.  :D

yep. we secretly all want one... 051103-stupid4.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 19 2005, 10:30 AM

QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 09:08 AM)
I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. biggrin.gif

Yeh, down Lion's Head with a Wilma tailwind.

Hell, mine's faster on jackstands too!

Posted by: skline Oct 19 2005, 11:02 AM

Anytime boys, anytime.

Posted by: Howard Oct 19 2005, 11:20 AM

Looks like the old club is baaaaaaaaaaaack!

Posted by: xitspd Oct 19 2005, 12:04 PM

QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 08:08 AM)
Wow, what happened to this thread? It went so far out there. I am thinking everyone will show up just to see all you crazies in the same place at the same time just for the comedy show. I cant bring the Chalon because it doesnt hold enough parts. The truck is full of stuff to sell from me and others. But anytime one of you wants to go for a little jaunt to test how fast your little car is, you just let me know.

I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that.  :D

ohmy.gif Scott, if you are going to be there, I will try to bring the lids with me if they will fit into my Yukon.

Dan

Posted by: Brando Oct 19 2005, 12:20 PM

QUOTE (skline @ Oct 19 2005, 08:08 AM)
I understand you all rag on my car because you are all jealous that is is so much faster than yours. I can live with that. biggrin.gif

One of these days I'll buy a real 930! biggrin.gif

Posted by: skline Oct 19 2005, 02:29 PM

Dan, I sent you an email about that earlier today. Didnt you get it? I will give you a call on Saturday evening to let you know for sure. At this point, I am looking forward to getting them and installing them on my car.


smilie_pokal.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 20 2005, 12:55 PM

Ok....here's the latest..................

1.) I will, to the best of my ability, open the gates @ 6:30 AM

2.) When entering, if your car is low, stay to the extreme left

3.) Swap stuff will be on the new tarmac to the left of the Maintenence Bldg (building on your left as you enter the gate...unless you are backing in)

4.) We will park all cars (not full of parts) in the open area straight ahead as you enter the gate (this will give my boys an opportunity to remove any parts I might need while you are distracted).

5.) Richard Simmons (aka Dave) will be directing traffic....do not run over his mirror.

6.) The 911SC will not be able to make it for cutting up....

7.) There is only one bathroom in the shop. There is a lock, but we do have 24 hour video. If requesting a copy, please note time of day for the subject you wish. There will be a nominal charge.

8.) I will not be responsible for "Z", Howie, Aaron, Matt, Brandon and anyone else.

9.) Ssssssssssssslits special coffee in the AM

10.) Ssssssssspits special bugers & tube steak towards Noon

11.) Ya want fat pills....bring 'em

12.) No Sierra Nevada Ale allowed...only "real" stouts and ales.

13.) Anyone showing up with Corona, Coors, Coors Light, Buttwiper, Buttwiper Lite, Miller, Miller lite will be thrown out. Pete's Wicked products are marginal

12.) There will be a special tent setup for "The Poetry Corner".

13.) If you need a chair....bring one, otherwise plant yer ass on the asphalt.

14.) As this is a 914non-club event, appropriate behavior is expected. unsure.gif

15.) Please remember to place your track fees in Glenn's Fish Bowl.

Remember to be respectful of those who do not drive as quality of car as we do (eg., Caymans, Shalons, 911s, 356s, 912s, etc.,). We do not want to bruise their fragile egos (however, psychatric help will be available for them onsite).

If Mikey crawls up your hood....smack him with a newspaper, shake your finger and yell "Bad Non-Member, Bad Non-Member". If Mikey crawls any place else...it's your call.

I am not responsible for assault of any female non-members.

See ya Sunday...............................................








Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 20 2005, 12:57 PM

ill be there around 10 biggrin.gif

Posted by: bondo Oct 20 2005, 01:20 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 11:55 AM)

1.) I will, to the best of my ability, open the gates @ 6:30 AM


Holy Crap! No way I'm getting there that early.. I'll be showing up around 8:00.


Is there enough swap space that I can just sell out of the back of the wagon and not have to unload everything?

Has anyone developed a Zois repellent? I'd like to get some to protect my wife. biggrin.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 20 2005, 01:21 PM

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 20 2005, 12:20 PM)
Has anyone developed a Zois repellent? I'd like to get some to protect my wife. biggrin.gif

its called RAID

Posted by: MattR Oct 20 2005, 01:26 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 10:55 AM)
12.) There will be a special tent setup for "The Poetry Corner".

I'll be there with berkenstocks, a beret, and some cognac if anyone wants to join.

Posted by: SLITS Oct 20 2005, 03:39 PM

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 20 2005, 12:20 PM)
Holy Crap! No way I'm getting there that early.. I'll be showing up around 8:00.


Is there enough swap space that I can just sell out of the back of the wagon and not have to unload everything?

Has anyone developed a Zois repellent? I'd like to get some to protect my wife. biggrin.gif

There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?



Posted by: Howard Oct 20 2005, 03:45 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM)
There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?

Got Cones?

Posted by: SLITS Oct 20 2005, 03:47 PM

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 02:45 PM)
QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM)
There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?

Got Cones?

Do abandoned cars & busses count as cones?

Posted by: bondo Oct 20 2005, 03:53 PM

QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 02:45 PM)
QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM)
There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?

Got Cones?

Do abandoned cars & busses count as cones?

Sweet!

I hope I can pass tech.. is an M95 helmet good enough? happy11.gif driving.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 20 2005, 03:57 PM

QUOTE (bondo @ Oct 20 2005, 02:53 PM)
QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:47 PM)
QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 02:45 PM)
QUOTE (SLITS @ Oct 20 2005, 02:39 PM)
There is plenty of room......couple acres do for you?

Got Cones?

Do abandoned cars & busses count as cones?

Sweet!

I hope I can pass tech.. is an M95 helmet good enough? happy11.gif driving.gif

Helmets? What's that..................?

A Yorkshire cap and a white scarf are required though!

Posted by: Howard Oct 20 2005, 09:02 PM

PICKLEHAUBE OK?


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Posted by: Brando Oct 20 2005, 11:46 PM

Make the non-914s park on the street! biggrin.gif

Oh yeah, no 911SC? DAMNIT! dry.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 21 2005, 11:26 AM

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 08:02 PM)
PICKLEHAUBE OK?

Now I realize what Matt and Aaron wear when they're having "fun" together......wowzer....that'd sure give you a rise.

Naw, we can't make non teener owner non members park on the street....if they turned their back, the car would be stripped before they turned around.

AND

We have an Oxy/Ac torch, baseball bat and plenty of barf.gif Sierra Nevada Ale....how large did you want your flares?

Posted by: Brando Oct 22 2005, 12:10 AM

I want my flares wide enough to fit 15x7s sad.gif

Man, more bad luck upon bad luck. I don't get to go into work early sunday because I gotta train a technician. Great dry.gif so I can't leave early.

I'm gonna miss the whole damn event! sad.gif

Posted by: SLITS Oct 22 2005, 08:02 AM

If you get lost....my cell is (951) 751-3584 Glenn's cell is (951) 203-1418

You'll make it Brandon....if you don't know anything, how long would it take to train someone else? biggrin.gif

Posted by: Headrage Oct 22 2005, 08:50 AM

QUOTE (Brando @ Oct 21 2005, 11:10 PM)
I gotta train a technician.

C'mon, how long can that take?

"Let the kids in through this gate. Make sure all the safety bars are down and locked. Push this green button. Wait 3 minutes then push this red one. When the ride stops, let the kids off". biggrin.gif

Posted by: xitspd Oct 22 2005, 10:23 AM

Slits, is there any pickle relish on the menu? Thanking you in advance for your kind consideration.

Posted by: Brando Oct 22 2005, 11:45 AM

chairfall.gif Ron... Alan... lol2.gif

I wish it were that simple...

Maybe I can just let him roam freely in pre-press ops and be like "If something you don't understands comes up, call my cell." Then leave and turn my cell phone off biggrin.gif

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 22 2005, 11:57 AM

QUOTE (Brando @ Oct 22 2005, 10:45 AM)
chairfall.gif Ron... Alan... lol2.gif

I wish it were that simple...

Maybe I can just let him roam freely in pre-press ops and be like "If something you don't understands comes up, call my cell." Then leave and turn my cell phone off biggrin.gif

2 words: SICK DAY

Posted by: Crazyhippy Oct 22 2005, 02:14 PM

QUOTE (Howard @ Oct 20 2005, 07:02 PM)
PICKLEHAUBE OK?

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BJH

Posted by: Headrage Oct 22 2005, 08:39 PM

Gotta turn the page...

Posted by: Aaron Cox Oct 22 2005, 10:31 PM

see ya tomorra fella's

Posted by: xitspd Oct 22 2005, 11:04 PM

ohmy.gif Pickle relish? Nanai Kore..................

Posted by: MattR Oct 22 2005, 11:34 PM

Stop making fun of me or I wont hang out with you guys anymore :wuss:

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See you rejects tomorrow.

Posted by: skline Oct 23 2005, 05:00 AM

I just got home from working at the port, I will be there when I get up. Not sure what time that will be but hopefully before 10. See you guys then.

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Posted by: Headrage Oct 23 2005, 08:37 AM

See everybody in a couple hours...

Posted by: Zeke Oct 23 2005, 03:50 PM

Anyone besides me have trouble finding this place? I drove around for ....(I'm not gonna tell you how long as I feel kinda stupid about it) looking for Kansas. The thing is, I have been there before, but I couldn't find it today.

I found Minnesota and Iowa. I found La Candena East. I circled and circled and saw a few others making the same u-turns. I hope they weren't following me.

Anyway, never found the place, so I drove 150 miles for nada. Hope it was a good one for those that made it.

Posted by: a914luvr Oct 23 2005, 05:16 PM

damn. Sorry to hear that Milt. I did get several comments today that the place was hard to find. We even hung a sign at Precision Motion in case anyone went by the place where we used to have the swap meet. The fact that the 91/60/215 freeway interchange is undergoing a complete reconstruction and Kansas Ave is closed at one end didn't help matters. We got a really good turn out though. I was really hoping you could make it and take a look at my Flintstone 914-6. I'd like to thank everyone who did attend. Donations set a new all-time D&G record. A few people brought donuts and there were several vendors. I saw quite alot of parts change hands. The sawz-all party fizzled out big time though. Bondo cut off a piece that he needed and that was it! Anyway, again, thank you all for the donations and a special thanks goes out to SLITS for providing the venue. He worked harder than I did to make this happen so I'd like to rename the event the R&G swap meet and hereby request it be called that from now on!!

Posted by: skline Oct 23 2005, 09:43 PM

I agree, Slut's was quite the host today, I for one want to thank him for all he did. Good job on everyones part. I look forward to the next one.


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Posted by: xitspd Oct 24 2005, 07:26 AM

QUOTE (xitspd @ Oct 22 2005, 09:04 PM)
ohmy.gif Pickle relish? Nanai Kore..................

biggrin.gif Yes, the pickle relish was outstanding!

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