OT! F-ing bird outside my window, It's 1:24 am and he's still singing |
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OT! F-ing bird outside my window, It's 1:24 am and he's still singing |
Qarl |
Feb 24 2004, 12:25 AM
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Shriveled member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,233 Joined: 8-February 03 From: Florida Member No.: 271 Region Association: None |
This f-ing songbird has no concept of night and day...
Chirp, chirp, chirp.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fighting19.gif) This has been going on for weeks now. I took a whiz at 4:00 am the other night and could hear him singing away. I need a cat with good hunting skills.... can anyone help? Sorry... just venting! |
EdwardBlume |
Feb 24 2004, 12:58 AM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 12,338 Joined: 2-January 03 From: SLO Member No.: 81 Region Association: Central California |
Turn some music on. Throw some bread out the window. Or sing along..... unless its a big blackbird or crow- then its a bad omen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/burnout.gif)
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iiibdsiil |
Feb 24 2004, 01:13 AM
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Needs Door Locks Group: Members Posts: 605 Joined: 19-November 03 From: Tampa / Boca Raton, FL Member No.: 1,362 |
Go to Walmart, get a pellet gun.
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BarberDave |
Feb 24 2004, 04:36 AM
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Barberdave Group: Members Posts: 1,605 Joined: 12-January 03 From: Wauseon Ohio Member No.: 135 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
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Kellzey: Try the BIG F--king Gun method!!! If cops or neighbors complain, blame it on those juveniles delinquents on the next block. Dave (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_flagge6.gif) |
ArtechnikA |
Feb 24 2004, 05:54 AM
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rich herzog Group: Members Posts: 7,390 Joined: 4-April 03 From: Salted Roads, PA Member No.: 513 Region Association: None |
it's spring...
i have two words for you: 'suppressed Ruger' ... |
larryp |
Feb 24 2004, 07:53 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 311 Joined: 9-May 03 From: Greenwich CT Member No.: 675 |
It's really Dick Cheney. Bush put him in witness relocation trying to keep the Haliburton connection buried.
I think Ashcroft is behind it. |
KitCarlson |
Feb 24 2004, 08:22 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 85 Joined: 20-August 03 From: TN Member No.: 1,052 |
The bird is there to give you a message. Listen closely. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Jake Raby |
Feb 24 2004, 08:28 AM
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Engine Surgeon Group: Members Posts: 9,394 Joined: 31-August 03 From: Lost Member No.: 1,095 Region Association: South East States |
I had a bird fly right through my bedroom window about 6 weeks ago! It was 3am!
Got him with a broom! Thats what Ilike about the country... I just blast off my 12 gauge whenever I want. |
Steve Thacker |
Feb 24 2004, 08:52 AM
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UMMMPH Yea Baby Yea ! UMMMPH Group: Members Posts: 1,089 Joined: 8-January 03 From: Pickerington, Ohio Member No.: 113 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Awww let the little birdy sing. He might have just got laid, which is probably better than most of did recently.
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Qarl |
Feb 24 2004, 09:28 AM
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Shriveled member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,233 Joined: 8-February 03 From: Florida Member No.: 271 Region Association: None |
That must be one lucky little bird. He must be the only single guy in the neighborhood because he sings all night long, every night!'
Maybe it's nesting season!!!! |
Steve Thacker |
Feb 24 2004, 09:32 AM
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UMMMPH Yea Baby Yea ! UMMMPH Group: Members Posts: 1,089 Joined: 8-January 03 From: Pickerington, Ohio Member No.: 113 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
Bingo! That is the answer, he is looking for some tail feather! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/bootyshake.gif)
Spring is darn near here. Maybe he decided to get started early? |
weird_looking_cactus |
Feb 24 2004, 12:19 PM
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Cactus Group: Members Posts: 225 Joined: 16-February 04 From: St, George UT Member No.: 1,660 |
MMMM...... Bird soup on a cold rainy day.... Just through your shoe at him.
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need4speed |
Feb 24 2004, 12:23 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 339 Joined: 11-April 03 From: Arroyo Grande, CA Member No.: 564 |
Our Blue Jay hasn't yet showed up this year. He has given me insomnia for the past two years. This year, I bought my son a pellet-gun, with the verbal agreement that I could wake him up in the middle of the night to go hunting.
Last year, it was right around the end of February when it started. Just a few more days, and there will be one less noisy Blue Jay in our neighborhood. . . |
MattR |
Feb 24 2004, 12:57 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,279 Joined: 23-January 04 From: SF Bay Area Member No.: 1,589 Region Association: Northern California |
Move to LA... smog = no birds (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)
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Elliot_Cannon |
Feb 24 2004, 02:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Retired Members Posts: 1,922 Joined: 26-March 03 From: Orange County Ca Member No.: 480 Region Association: None |
Record the bird singing. Play the tape backwards. Learn the true meaning of life!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol3.gif)
Cheers, Elliot |
Bruce Allert |
Feb 24 2004, 02:32 PM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
I like waking to the Robins chirping. they usually start around 430. It keeps me at peace knowing winter is on its way OUT!
..........b Attached image(s) |
double-a |
Feb 24 2004, 02:48 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 987 Joined: 15-September 03 From: vancouver, wa, usa Member No.: 1,162 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
bruce, where did you find that pic?!? lol, that's hilarious. i remember at college when it snowed six inches one day, a bunch of us skipped class and went out and sculpted "the stinker" in front of the art building. it was, of course, a knock-off of rodin's "the thinker," except ours was sitting on the crapper. hey, what do you expect, we were art students. wish i still had a picture of that though...
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zehrschnell914 |
Feb 24 2004, 11:53 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 93 Joined: 24-December 03 From: Portland, OR Member No.: 1,467 |
I had the same problem with a woodpecker that was pecking a hole in the eve above my 2nd story window. I took my .22 rifle out and shot at him. I didn't kill him, but he never came back (it's hard to hit something right above you). If you use .22 shorts it won't go through the roof (friggin' birds!). (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)
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Bruce Allert |
Feb 25 2004, 12:11 AM
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Hellions asleep Group: Members Posts: 3,289 Joined: 19-March 03 From: Eagle Creek, Orygun Member No.: 441 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
Aaron, would you believe it came from a friend in Oahu??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Speaking of Hawaii, your avatar looks like one of my pictures I took from a hilltop in Princeville on Kauai. Where is it? .........b |
Jenny |
Feb 25 2004, 12:34 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 4,060 Joined: 6-January 03 Member No.: 96 Region Association: None |
Brian helpfully suggested mixing alka seltzer with some bird seeds. The explosion might wake you up as well, I suppose.
HTH, Jen |
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