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alphacrimedog
post Aug 13 2003, 11:14 AM
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My birthday was August 9th. I didn't get any Birthday greetings. In order to make up for the oversight, contributions may be sent to my bank account. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dance.gif)
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post Aug 13 2003, 11:16 AM
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post Aug 13 2003, 12:10 PM
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I got you a gift certificate at AA.

They say it'll be shipped out within the next 6-8 weeks.

Oh, by the way, there's a $19.95 shipping charge you'll need to pay
once it arrives. For an extra $10 shipping fee, they'll throw in a can
of WD-40 AND a broken Rear Reflector.


Happy Birthday!!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)
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post Aug 13 2003, 03:40 PM
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QUOTE(Scott Carlberg @ Aug 13 2003, 10:10 AM)
I got you a gift certificate at AA.

They say it'll be shipped out within the next 6-8 weeks.

Oh, by the way, there's a $19.95 shipping charge you'll need to pay
once it arrives. For an extra $10 shipping fee, they'll throw in a can
of WD-40 AND a broken Rear Reflector.


Happy Birthday!!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)

I tried to do the same but Scott got the last Gift Certificate they had. They are very rare you know.

Ah, just kidding, Happy Belated Birthday John!

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post Aug 13 2003, 03:52 PM
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DEAR CHRIS,

URGENT AND CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS PROPOSAL

I AM MARIAM ABACHA, WIDOW OF THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE, GEN. SANI ABACHA. AFTER HE DEATH OF MY HUSBAND WHO DIED MYSTERIOUSLY AS A RESULT OF CARDIAC ARREST, I WAS INFORMED BY OUR LAWYER, BELLO GAMBARI THAT, MY HUSBAND WHO AT THAT TIME WAS THE PRESIDENT OF NIGERIA, CALLED HIM AND CONDUCTED HIM ROUND HIS APARTMENT AND SHOWED HIM FOUR METAL BOXES CONTAINING MONEY ALL IN FOREIGN EXCHANGE AND HE EQUALLY MADE HIM BELIEVE THAT THOSE BOXES ARE FOR ONWARD TRANSFER TO HIS OVERSEAS COUNTERPART FOR PERSONAL INVESTMENT.

ALONG THE LINE, MY HUSBAND DIED AND SINCE THEN THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN AFTER US, MOLESTING, POLICING AND FREEZING OUR BANK ACCOUNTS AND EVEN MY ELDEST SON RIGHT NOW IS IN DETENTION. MY FAMILY ACCOUNT IN SWITZERLAND WORTH US$22,000,000.00 AND 120,000,000.00 DUTCH MARK HAS BEEN CONFISCATED BY THE GOVERNMENT. THE GOVERNMENT IS INTERROGATING HIM (MY SON MOHAMMED) ABOUT OUR ASSET AND SOME VITAL DOCUMENTS. IT WAS IN THE COURSE OF THESE, AFTER THE BURIAL RITE AND CUSTOMS, THAT OUR LAWYER SAW YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS FROM THE PUBLICATION OF THE NIGERIAN BUSINESS PROMOTION AGENCY. THIS IS WHY I AM USING THIS OPPORTUNITY TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME AS A VERY SINCERE RESPONSIBLE PERSON. I HAVE ALL THE TRUST IN YOU AND I KNOW THAT YOU WILL NOT SIT ON THIS MONEY.

I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN CARRYING THE FOUR METAL BOXES OUT OF THE COUNTRY, WITH THE AID OF SOME TOP GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL, WHO STILL SHOW SYMPATHY TO MY FAMILY, TO A NEIGHBOURING COUNTRY (ACCRA-GHANA) TO BE PRECISE. I PRAY YOU WOULD HELP US IN GETTING THIS MONEY TRANSFERRED OVER TO YOUR COUNTRY. EACH OF THESE METAL BOXES CONTAINS US$5,000,000.00 (FIVE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS ONLY) AND TOGETHER THESE FOUR BOXES CONTAIN US20,000,000.00(TWENTY MILLION UNITED STATESDOLLARS ONLY). THIS IS ACTUALLY WHAT WE HAVE MOVED TO GHANA.

THEREFORE, I NEED AN URGENT HELP FROM YOU AS A MAN OF GOD TO HELP GET THIS MONEY IN ACCRA GHANA TO YOUR COUNTRY. THIS MONEY, AFTER GETTING TO YOUR COUNTRY, WOULD BE SHARED ACCORDING TO THE PERCENTAGE AGREED BY BOTH OF US.PLEASE NOTE THAT THIS MATTER IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AS THE GOVERNMENT WHICH MY LATE HUSBAND WAS PART OF IS STILL UNDER SURVAILLANCE TO PROBE US.

YOU CAN CONTACT ME THROUGH MY FAMILY LAWYER AS INDICATED ABOVE AS HE HAS THE MANDATE OF THE FAMILY TO HANDLE THIS TRANSACTION.

THANKS AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY

MRS. MARIAM ABACHA
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post Aug 13 2003, 09:02 PM
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My certificate rusted before it got here....had a fake 914/6 VIN # on it , too....
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Dave Cawdrey
post Aug 13 2003, 11:29 PM
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Yea, I noticed yer birthday. But, I thought a guy yer age shouldn't be startled. I wuz being considerate (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Happy B-Day old fart...
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post Aug 13 2003, 11:34 PM
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John I sent keys for your new Carrera GT, let me know when they get there. Happy Birthday.
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post Aug 15 2003, 07:41 AM
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Gee Thanks boxstr, I got the keys. Now where is the car parked? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)
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post Aug 15 2003, 08:22 AM
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Those lying bastards, they told me they would park it right in front of your house....
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post Aug 19 2003, 10:02 AM
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The damn City probably towed it ! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif)
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