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> So I take BAD TUB out for a cruise and some dickwad in a Cayman, Throws me a rev at the stoplight....
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:07 PM
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Just got the Megasquirt passed the learning curve...not much boost on the turbo dialed up and this weasel tosses a rev at the stop light. So, yeah.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/WTF.gif) ....pop the clutch get some scratch and grab second with a healthy chirp and the ass squats while bringing up 5,000 rpms.....the turbo is spoolling up and I grab third.....his nose is at my door....he hits third and starts to pull on me.....we are running out of road as the street narrows to one lane....it's mine, but this guy is pissed because some 50 year old Speedster is kicking his 65K ass.....

I back it off and he hits the curve doing 90+.......then I see tail lights....at the end of the curve is a CHP sobriety check point.......

BUSTED

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post Jul 2 2006, 09:10 PM
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:12 PM
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man, how am i gonna pay that ticket now!
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:13 PM
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:14 PM
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Yee Haw!!!
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I'm barbequeing steaks and that asswipe is prolly still down there getting a full body cavity search.....I'm STILL busting a gut....
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:25 PM
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Mikey, don't be a bad influence on the youngin's. Obey all traffic laws like I do (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:30 PM
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Right Howie.....



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post Jul 2 2006, 09:33 PM
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roflmao!
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:35 PM
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:44 PM
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I thought bad tub got sold? That's sic Mikey...
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:45 PM
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I thought bad tub got sold? That's sic Mikey...


no, that was rust tub...

LOL
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post Jul 2 2006, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(Aaron Cox @ Jul 2 2006, 08:45 PM) *

QUOTE(swood @ Jul 2 2006, 08:44 PM) *

I thought bad tub got sold? That's sic Mikey...


no, that was rust tub...

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Oh...frankenrust?
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post Jul 2 2006, 10:00 PM
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This is Frank....he be sold...
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post Jul 2 2006, 10:03 PM
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man, i bet you are the happiest mufugga on the planet LOL
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post Jul 2 2006, 11:08 PM
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bad tub lookin real guud...
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post Jul 2 2006, 11:13 PM
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post Jul 3 2006, 12:12 AM
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Being that he probably got arrested, he's going to have to tell everyone the story of how it happened...........then shortly after I got my ass handed to me I.............. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif)
The only thing that could make the story better would be if his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend was in the car with him (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif)
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post Jul 3 2006, 12:27 AM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/popcorn[1].gif) Have to check the Cayman BBS in a few days to see if he coughs the story. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/idea.gif) It should take him that long to get out of jail. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) Don't they sieze street racers cars on the Gold Coast now.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)
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Don't they sieze street racers cars on the Gold Coast now.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif)

Good call! That car might be going to crusher.
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