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OT: Moral of the Story |
Rusty |
Oct 13 2003, 07:53 AM
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Wanted: Engine case GA003709 Group: Admin Posts: 7,942 Joined: 24-December 02 From: North Alabama Member No.: 6 Region Association: Galt's Gulch |
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... two men and a woman.
For the final test, a CIA agent took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them. |
Pam |
Oct 13 2003, 08:04 AM
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Unnumbered Lady of 914s Group: Benefactors Posts: 113 Joined: 30-May 03 From: Des Moines, Iowa Member No.: 756 |
Technically - posting this story counts as 'messing with them'
I'll explain this more fully to you the next time I see you. -Pam |
Part Pricer |
Oct 13 2003, 08:11 AM
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Believe everything I post Group: Benefactors Posts: 1,825 Joined: 28-December 02 From: Danbury, CT Member No.: 35 |
I hate to see it when a guy shoots himself in the foot.
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tmp914 |
Oct 13 2003, 09:30 AM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 42 Joined: 24-January 03 From: Vernon, NJ Member No.: 193 |
I dont know how tall Lawrence is but I think he shot himself about 3' higher than his foot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif)
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Jenny |
Oct 13 2003, 09:48 AM
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Thanks! What a great way to start a Monday. Jen |
Hawktel |
Oct 13 2003, 11:52 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 818 Joined: 2-April 03 From: Ogden Utah Member No.: 506 |
Watchout Lawrence! Pams Reaching for a Chair!
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