 Police Discrimination-Funny story 914/911 related, The names have been changed to protect the guilty |
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| hwgunner |
 Dec 28 2006, 05:21 PM
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914 Parts @ Discount Prices 800.321.5432  Group: Members Posts: 1,714 Joined: 11-November 04 From: Santa Maria, Ca Member No.: 3,095 Region Association: None  |
So, my name is Jonathan, I’ll call my self Rocket, and I am cruzing along, just minding my own business, when I gots to get off the freeway to meet up with markb, I’ll call him Joe. I pull off and see Mark, I mean Joe, and flip a UEY behind him so that we can get right back on the freeway. At this point Joe, in his 914, is ahead of me, in my 911. Mark, I mean Joe, gets through the stop sign first and hits the ramp and is gone. Not gone like GONE, just gone like around the corner and out of sight because of the little hill not the speed from that big 1.7 he’s got. I wait my turn and then take off down the ramp. Now you can say that I was GONE because my cars kinda fast with its nice 3 liter and all. Anyway, I hit the freeway goin wayfaster than traffic and look around only to find that there is a car between Joe and I. I glance over my left shoulder and bolt to the fast lane, grab another gear, mash the go fast pedal and swoop back in behind Mark, damn, I mean Joe. I have to hit the brakes to keep from runnin over my friend Joe and look in my mirror only to realize that there is a POLICE car back in the fast lane and that there is no way he missed my over zealous freeway entrance and no turnsignal swoop around that dang car that was between me and where I wanted to be. At this point Joe has made it to the fast lane, I think he thought I was going to run him over but it could have been the slow truck ahead of him too, and the POLICE car has made it to my rear bumper. I flash Joe the high beams to let him know that I am getting off the freeway at the request of the police and put on my signal to take the next off ramp at the same time. Mark, I mean Joe, guns it around the slow truck, remember that 1.7, I think the truck lifted, and dives from the fast lane to the off ramp. As I follow up the ramp I am lookin for a good place to get off the road for the nice POLICE man and watching my left side mirror at the same time. Every time I think about stopping I realize that the cop is just way to close and is going to pass me if I do. I don’t want to make the POLICE man mad so I keep going and going sorta half on the road and half off. Meanwhile Joe has made it to the top of the ramp. I finally dive out of the way of the POLICE car and roll down my window and stop all at about the same time. The Police man, actually there are 2 of them in the car, rolls up next to me with his window already down and before he can say any thing, I blurt out all nervous because I think he has passed me and is goin to be mad, “I didn’t know where you wanted me to stop” He looks at me and, with his partner chuckeling, says “My lights aren’t on, I didn’t want you to stop, but you really should slow down” and with that he bolted up the hill and made a right at the stop sign, just like Mark, I mean Joe. Now I need to find my friend Joe so I go up the hill and make a right also. I look around at the next stop sign and don’t see Joe so I go left. As I make the turn I see that Joe has pulled over in the parking lot of the sushi place and the POLICE man has pulled in right behind him with his LIGHTS on. At this point I freez and drive slowly past as though I don’t know what is goin on. I go down to the next corner and make a YUE and head back to my friend. On the way there, this happens in a split second, I decide that I am not going to let this POLICE man just pull me over, well sorta, and let me go only to pull over my friend and give him a ticket. I am going to pull right into that parking lot and park right next to mark, I mean Joe, so that he knows that even though my friends car is not as pretty as mine, it is still a PORSCHE and deserves the same respect as mine does. As I am pulling in I realize that the POLICE man is pulling away from Joe and that Joe did not get a ticket. Joe, I mean Mark, tells me that the POLICE man said that he pulled him over for the erratic lane change and freeway exit caused, I think, by my mad high beam flashing. Joe and I make another quick joke about not getting tickets and I say something stupid about should have taken a picture since I had my camera with me and we head on our way to Bondo’s house. Now you say to yourself, where’s the discrimination? No lights for the 911, LIGHTS for the 914. Like Joe and his 1.7 were gona run and get anywhere but out of his own way!!!!!!!!
Everything in this story is true, just ask Mark, except for some of the names, which were changed to protect the identity of the GUILTY, TICKETLESS BOOBS!!!!! |
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| race914 |
Dec 28 2006, 05:33 PM
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73 914-4 Group: Members Posts: 1,006 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Nipomo, California (Central Coast) Member No.: 5,027 Region Association: Central California |
You guys out terrorizing the Californal Central Coast might be too rowdy to hang out with! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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| scotty b |
Dec 28 2006, 05:47 PM
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rust free you say ? Group: Members Posts: 16,375 Joined: 7-January 05 From: richmond, Va. Member No.: 3,419 Region Association: None |
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| markb |
Dec 28 2006, 06:05 PM
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914less :( Group: Members Posts: 5,449 Joined: 22-January 03 From: Nipomo, CA Member No.: 180 Region Association: Central California 
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I have no comment to make at this time. Thank you.
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| nomore9one4 |
Dec 28 2006, 06:08 PM
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Member of the Eastcoast Thread Killers Club Group: Members Posts: 2,666 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Pittsburgh,Pa.15237 Member No.: 14 Region Association: None |
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| seanery |
Dec 28 2006, 07:03 PM
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waiting to rebuild whitey! Group: Retired Admin Posts: 15,854 Joined: 7-January 03 From: Indy Member No.: 100 Region Association: None |
too funny!
Great Story!!! |
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| tracks914 |
Dec 28 2006, 07:17 PM
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Canadian Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 2,083 Joined: 15-January 03 From: Timmins, Ontario, Canada Member No.: 153 Region Association: None  |
You should make a movie out of that.
And you should have Pamela Anderson (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving-girl.gif) play Mark, I mean Joe, and Jessica Alba play you and in the end they celebrate in a hot tub. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) |
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| hwgunner |
Dec 28 2006, 07:18 PM
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914 Parts @ Discount Prices 800.321.5432 Group: Members Posts: 1,714 Joined: 11-November 04 From: Santa Maria, Ca Member No.: 3,095 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(tracks914 @ Dec 28 2006, 05:17 PM)  You should make a movie out of that. And you should have Pamela Anderson play Mark, I mean Joe, and Jessica Alba play you and in the end they celebrate in a hot tub. I'm calling my friends in HWOOD right now!!!!!!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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| markb |
Dec 28 2006, 08:49 PM
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914less :( Group: Members Posts: 5,449 Joined: 22-January 03 From: Nipomo, CA Member No.: 180 Region Association: Central California
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Sorry, I'm the shorter, darker colored one, so Jessica gets to be me, er, Joe. Whatever. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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| race914 |
Dec 28 2006, 08:56 PM
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73 914-4 Group: Members Posts: 1,006 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Nipomo, California (Central Coast) Member No.: 5,027 Region Association: Central California |
HWGUNNER's story is corroborated!
So my wife is sitting in Yanagi Sushi in Pismo Beach and sees this 914 1.7 screaming down Hwy101 going south with a 911 and Police Car in hot pursuit... The police car passes the 911 trying desparately to catch the 1.7, who must have a turbo judging from its speed. The rest of hwgunner's story is the same except she wasn't completely sure both were policemen in the front of the cruiser (one had a big mustache), and there was an Indian Chief and Construction Worker in the back... Strange, but true... |
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| hwgunner |
Dec 28 2006, 09:02 PM
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914 Parts @ Discount Prices 800.321.5432 Group: Members Posts: 1,714 Joined: 11-November 04 From: Santa Maria, Ca Member No.: 3,095 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(race914 @ Dec 28 2006, 06:56 PM) HWGUNNER's story is corroborated! So my wife is sitting in Yanagi Sushi in Pismo Beach and sees this 914 1.7 screaming down Hwy101 going south with a 911 and Police Car in hot pursuit... The police car passes the 911 trying desparately to catch the 1.7, who must have a turbo judging from its speed. The rest of hwgunner's story is the same except she wasn't completely sure both were policemen in the front of the cruiser (one had a big mustache), and there was an Indian Chief and Construction Worker in the back... Strange, but true... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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| markb |
Dec 28 2006, 09:16 PM
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914less :( Group: Members Posts: 5,449 Joined: 22-January 03 From: Nipomo, CA Member No.: 180 Region Association: Central California
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The really sad thing is, I was driving my black car, with the motor that the rings never seated in. I'd never driven it more than 20 miles before, and wanted to see how it did. Serious lack of power in that poor baby. Spitting & sputtering the whole way. If I was geing chased by cops, it would have been reminiscent of the OJ chase. Oh, and we were heading northbound, not southbound. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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| computers4kids |
Dec 28 2006, 11:29 PM
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Love these little cars! Group: Members Posts: 2,443 Joined: 11-June 05 From: Port Townsend, WA Member No.: 4,253 Region Association: None |
NARP Discrimination?
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| hwgunner |
Dec 28 2006, 11:32 PM
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914 Parts @ Discount Prices 800.321.5432 Group: Members Posts: 1,714 Joined: 11-November 04 From: Santa Maria, Ca Member No.: 3,095 Region Association: None |
You bet!!!!!
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| hwgunner |
Dec 28 2006, 11:33 PM
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914 Parts @ Discount Prices 800.321.5432 Group: Members Posts: 1,714 Joined: 11-November 04 From: Santa Maria, Ca Member No.: 3,095 Region Association: None |
QUOTE(markb @ Dec 28 2006, 07:16 PM) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) The really sad thing is, I was driving my black car, with the motor that the rings never seated in. I'd never driven it more than 20 miles before, and wanted to see how it did. Serious lack of power in that poor baby. Spitting & sputtering the whole way. If I was geing chased by cops, it would have been reminiscent of the OJ chase. Oh, and we were heading northbound, not southbound. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Like I said, getting out of your own way was a challenge. |
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| ClayPerrine |
Dec 29 2006, 06:30 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 16,314 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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Maybe he thought you were a cop.
After all, it says 9 1 1 on the back of your car.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chairfall.gif) |
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| Joe Bob |
Dec 29 2006, 09:07 AM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Cops in that town are locally mandated to have an IQ of 100........
That's why they put 2 in each car...... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/thumb3d.gif) |
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| dflesburg |
Dec 29 2006, 10:00 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,722 Joined: 6-April 04 From: Warm and Cheerful Centerville Ohio Member No.: 1,896 Region Association: None |
cops are gay...
..."not that there is anything wrong with that". (IMG:style_emoticons/default/barf.gif) |
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| Crazyhippy |
Dec 29 2006, 11:13 AM
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Insert witty comment here... Group: Members Posts: 1,659 Joined: 28-July 05 From: Home of the Coyotes, AZ Member No.: 4,493 Region Association: None |
You're mistaken... Homosexuals are gay
Cops are only annoying when they catch you doing something wrong. BJH |
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| race914 |
Dec 29 2006, 11:32 AM
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73 914-4 Group: Members Posts: 1,006 Joined: 31-October 05 From: Nipomo, California (Central Coast) Member No.: 5,027 Region Association: Central California |
QUOTE(Crazyhippy @ Dec 29 2006, 09:13 AM) You're mistaken... Homosexuals are gay Cops are only annoying when they catch you doing something wrong. BJH Just ask Mike Tyson |
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