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> ATTN: Yellow 914 owners!, We are triggers of violence!!!
ahdoman
post Mar 19 2007, 12:04 PM
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I never realized that by owning a yellow 914 I would be the trigger of such violence (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chair.gif) !

http://www.deathgob.com/yellowCar.cfm
Although the 914 isn't the top scorer. Apparently if a yellow mini is spotted it is the double whammy according to some of the other web sites.

Then there's the fascination with yellow car crashes...
http://www.car-accidents.com/yellow-car-crashes.html

Or if your really bored, the yellow car parking lot game...
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=5402

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post Mar 19 2007, 03:59 PM
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I just bought an orange car.
Red attracts cops.
Yellow attracts violence, rage, death and destruction.

Red + Yellow = Orange so,

Orange cars do what?????????????????

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post Mar 19 2007, 04:02 PM
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QUOTE(orthobiz @ Mar 19 2007, 02:59 PM) *

I just bought an orange car.
Red attracts cops.
Yellow attracts violence, rage, death and destruction.

Red + Yellow = Orange so,

Orange cars do what?????????????????

Paul


Mathematically, it means a Rodney King-ing.
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post Mar 19 2007, 04:46 PM
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That's why the factory made the yellow cars faster... to escape the rampaging mobs... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/tongue.gif)

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post Mar 19 2007, 05:12 PM
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someone once told me that (clinically) yellow induces nausea.
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post Mar 19 2007, 05:34 PM
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red does attract cops...

sigh....
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post Mar 19 2007, 06:05 PM
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Mines green.. doesn't that make people horny? Or is that just with M&Ms? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Mar 19 2007, 08:28 PM
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QUOTE(LowGT @ Mar 19 2007, 05:05 PM) *

Mines green.. doesn't that make people horny? Or is that just with M&Ms? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)



Tell them it's a Porsche (or a classic Porsche is even better).. much more effective than the color... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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post Mar 20 2007, 09:48 AM
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QUOTE(LowGT @ Mar 19 2007, 05:05 PM) *

Mines green.. doesn't that make people horny? Or is that just with M&Ms? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)


Depends, what does blue do to them?
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post Mar 20 2007, 07:55 PM
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QUOTE(Tobra @ Mar 20 2007, 10:48 AM) *


Depends, what does blue do to them?



Clinically, blue is supposed to be a calming color.
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post Mar 20 2007, 08:35 PM
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It's a gud thing that Porsche never came out with a purple colored car, could you imagine what would happen with that color? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif)
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post Mar 20 2007, 10:22 PM
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What about white? What do people do to white cars?
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post Mar 21 2007, 08:55 AM
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QUOTE(orthobiz @ Mar 19 2007, 02:59 PM) *

I just bought an orange car.
Red attracts cops.
Yellow attracts violence, rage, death and destruction.

Red + Yellow = Orange so,

Orange cars do what?????????????????

Paul


Orange= chick magnet! ( Bright Orange= Dutch Chicks)
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post Mar 21 2007, 07:40 PM
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So oxidized orange attracts old chicks?

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Now if yellow makes them angry, and blue has a calming effect, green would make them bipolar, that can't be good

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post Mar 21 2007, 08:48 PM
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Hints of what's to come.....

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post Mar 21 2007, 08:51 PM
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Sooo Close.......
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Cops never give Black a second look --
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It is important to be on the "Down Lo"----- (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif)
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post Mar 21 2007, 08:52 PM
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Sooo Close.......
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/huh.gif) What would 'aubergine' do??? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
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post Mar 21 2007, 09:01 PM
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And what about the one-and-only sahara biege?

Does it simply disappear in the summer heat waves coming from the asphalt? Could it be the ultimate stealth color?
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post Mar 22 2007, 07:47 AM
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This thread has gone on this long w/o a picture of a yellow 914?



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