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| Joe Bob |
 Mar 17 2004, 09:35 AM
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Drive careful, watch out for the green beer....
My Uncle Paddy....used to stay out all night.... His nickname was Paddy O'Furniture..... My other Uncle Boris....is Greek, Jewish AND Irish..... He's a drunk janitor that owns the building..... |
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| GWN7 |
Mar 17 2004, 01:46 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
May you be in Heaven for an hour before the devil knows you have gone. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)
While researching genealogy I came across this.... Who is Jack Schitt? Have you ever wondered who Jack Schitt is? Well now you can respond in a intellectual way when some one says to you "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. and they had one son, Jack. Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The couple produced six children: Holy Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins Deep Schitt andd Dip Schitt. Against her familys objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout. After 15 yrs, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock and because her children lived with her she kept her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and the had a son named Free Schitt. Who because of a nervous disposition was nicknamed Chicken Schitt. Now, the next time someone tells you that you don't know Jack Schitt, you can respond that you know his family. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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