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post Feb 3 2005, 02:08 PM
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I'll go first.

...you own more than 4 jackstands. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:09 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:12 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:12 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:12 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:13 PM
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QUOTE (bondo @ Feb 3 2005, 12:08 PM)
I'll go first.

...you own more than 4 jackstands. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

BTDT this was mine on a previos thread (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:18 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:20 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:20 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE (sanman @ Feb 3 2005, 01:13 PM)
QUOTE (bondo @ Feb 3 2005, 12:08 PM)
I'll go first.

...you own more than 4 jackstands.   (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)

BTDT this was mine on a previos thread (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)

Sorry, I knew I probably wasn't the first.. but recently I had to make a special trip to go buy a pair of jackstands to use because the 4 I had were under the 914 (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)

I'll come up with something more original and add it later (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smile.gif)
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:21 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:25 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:29 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE (Jenny @ Feb 3 2005, 12:12 PM)
if your parts stash is worth more $ than your car is.

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Ohh that hit close to home. I think ... In fact I know I qualify
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:42 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:44 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:46 PM
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:49 PM
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...you try to start in second when driving "normal" cars.

or, ...you pop the hood when pulling up to the gas pump when driving a "normal" car.

(I'm guilty of both)
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post Feb 3 2005, 02:50 PM
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