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> Passed a Kawasaki 1000 yesterday, and his pussy got inflamed
wbergtho
post Apr 13 2006, 07:03 PM
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He caught up with me at the next stop light and he was obviously pissed and screamed something about sand and gravel getting into his face as I passed him. I told him that this time of year there is alot of debris on the road (Minnesota/Wisconsin) left over from winter and wearing a helmet with a face mask is not a bad idea. His pussy was still inflamed from being beat by a car and he wanted to escalate the whole scene. I told him "very nicely" to f_ck off (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) and I drove off to enjoy the rest of my sunny day. It's all fun and games until someone's pussy gets inflamed...huh? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/alfred.gif)
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post Apr 13 2006, 07:16 PM
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Maybe it was that time of the month for him and he needed a douche
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post Apr 13 2006, 07:26 PM
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/dry.gif) I don't think you should be using language like that now that we are legitimate. It is our responsibility as forefathers to bring an air of respect and dignity to this fine establishment. Young lads and lasses will be coming here for years to come, in an effort to preserve our beloved little cars and we as responsible adults need to make this a friendly. positive loving environment for them all to behold.

Yea the days of porn and sailor talk be behind us , but infront of us shall be days of peace love understanding and guidance. Steering young ones away from the dangers of "street racing" and other irresponsible acts of the sort and instead teaching them the ways of the oil leak and the dropped valve.Titainium bearings be DAMNED!! Pass on the fables of the 904 gauge and the fibreglass bumper tops. Laugh with them as they hear tell of our beloved Miles, be angry along there side as they are told of #
_ (insert number between 3 and 5 ) and cry with them as they find out the truth about Auto Atlanta.

We each must hold our heads high, poke our chests out with confidence yet maintain our humbleness for we still are the owners of NARP's.

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post Apr 13 2006, 07:51 PM
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post Apr 13 2006, 08:29 PM
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post Apr 13 2006, 09:10 PM
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Peace, love, guidance and understanding...shoot...I knew I was following the wrong path! With those incrediable words to inspire & guide me, I believe my life shall take a new direction. I will redefine my life and and incorporate those words into everything I do from now on. Just to show everyone how dedicated and sincere I am about bettering my life and shaping myself into a much better person, I will now enter my garage, tools in hand, and remove the demon LS6 motor from my bastardized 914 and restore her to her former 85HP glory. By taking this important first step, I won't be tempted by my former personality defects which ultimately led me into my life of sin & treachury. Forgive me, for I have sinned....I promise I'll never go back to my evil ways.
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post Apr 13 2006, 09:22 PM
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I'm gonna light my hair on fire and run down the street naked just to make up for all you weenies! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Apr 15 2006, 12:25 AM
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Hey Bjorn,

Don't do it! You'll look like Richard Pryor running down the street after free basing. Not a good scene. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wacko.gif)
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post Apr 15 2006, 01:43 AM
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Yeah, only I'm fatter!
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post Apr 15 2006, 03:52 AM
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WHY oh WHY wern't these words of insperation spoke in Oct>. 2000,when I crossed over to the dark side and bought the infected 914. I have been under it's spell ever since. I am so ashamed,and enbarrassed
Please in all your wisdom direct me to a 12 step program. Oh pain ,and sorrow and dispair. Dave
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post Apr 15 2006, 07:23 AM
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QUOTE(wbergtho @ Apr 13 2006, 08:10 PM) *

Peace, love, guidance and understanding...shoot...I knew I was following the wrong path! With those incrediable words to inspire & guide me, I believe my life shall take a new direction. I will redefine my life and and incorporate those words into everything I do from now on. Just to show everyone how dedicated and sincere I am about bettering my life and shaping myself into a much better person, I will now enter my garage, tools in hand, and remove the demon LS6 motor from my bastardized 914 and restore her to her former 85HP glory. By taking this important first step, I won't be tempted by my former personality defects which ultimately led me into my life of sin & treachury. Forgive me, for I have sinned....I promise I'll never go back to my evil ways.


I LOVE IT!--The power of the pen. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif)
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post Apr 15 2006, 10:39 AM
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Bill,

Ship it to me at I'm not ready to repent. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)

Scotty,

I need to send this to all the V8 Porsche guys here, that's a riot (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

BTW one of them is a superior court judge who just installed twin turbos on his V8 ride...
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post Apr 15 2006, 11:10 AM
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QUOTE(neo914-6 @ Apr 15 2006, 08:39 AM) *

Bill,

Ship it to me at I'm not ready to repent. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif)

Scotty,

I need to send this to all the V8 Porsche guys here, that's a riot (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

BTW one of them is a superior court judge who just installed twin turbos on his V8 ride...


Tisk tisk, and a set of shame on you fingers. I hang my head in shame to be associated with lawmen who have no regard for speedlimits. Just to prove to the young impressionable kids out there that they do not need unreasonable power to enjoy these cars. I will go toss my 2.7 engine pieces out in favor of the 36 h.p. VW engine in my oval window.

"See Billy all you need is 36 h.p. All of these irresponsible fellows with their V8's and big 6's just don't understand responsibility and safety. Now isn't this just a fine car as is?"

" Golly gee Scotty B you're right. Who the hell needs horsepower when you've got luxury like this?"

" Who the hell, you ask Bill?y I'll tell you who. Nardewells and miscrients, that's who. Oh and lets not forget about the hooligans!"
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post Apr 15 2006, 12:08 PM
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cool story, funny thread and all, but was it an old police cruiser? A newer zx10r could take you easily. I had a guy with a v8 tundra with a piano loaded in back ( (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) ) get rude with me on my gsxr the other day. I'm thinkin' yeah, like I want to be at rarefied speeds with a f/n heap like that behind me if all of a sudden we come up on some traffic and gotta real it in in a hurry. I'll usually just pull up close behind and let them know they're not goin' anywhere.
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