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| mrhurtalot |
 Jun 30 2007, 02:39 AM
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VRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOM!  Group: Members Posts: 323 Joined: 5-October 06 From: Yukon, Oklahoma Member No.: 6,996  |
QUOTE Ask a silly question Date: 2007-05-03, 2:34PM EDT I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food?? |
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| degreeoff |
Jun 30 2007, 06:38 AM
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I like big butts and I can not lie! Group: Members Posts: 1,622 Joined: 9-February 03 From: Booowieeee MD (near DC) Member No.: 275 Region Association: MidAtlantic Region |
That isnt even right...
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| BarberDave |
Jun 30 2007, 06:52 AM
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Barberdave Group: Members Posts: 1,605 Joined: 12-January 03 From: Wauseon Ohio Member No.: 135 Region Association: Upper MidWest |
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You are a sick twisted FREAK!!!!! I like it. Might have said " you threw out your back licking your balls, and could she be of some assistance. Note to self::: " File this away for future use" Thanks for starting my Morning off right! DAVE (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pray.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) |
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| bd1308 |
Jun 30 2007, 08:24 AM
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Sir Post-a-lot Group: Members Posts: 8,020 Joined: 24-January 05 From: Louisville,KY Member No.: 3,501 |
Definately made my day!
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| jonferns |
Jun 30 2007, 08:34 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,081 Joined: 29-March 07 From: New Jersey Member No.: 7,631 Region Association: North East States 
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| Cap'n Krusty |
Jun 30 2007, 09:44 AM
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Cap'n Krusty Group: Members Posts: 10,794 Joined: 24-June 04 From: Santa Maria, CA Member No.: 2,246 Region Association: Central California |
C/L? It was in our very own sandbox (where this belongs, BTW) a couple of days ago ................. The Cap'n
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| Gint |
Jun 30 2007, 10:30 AM
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Mike Ginter Group: Admin Posts: 16,083 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Denver CO. Member No.: 20 Region Association: Rocky Mountains  |
Thanks. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) That made me cry.
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| Krieger |
Jun 30 2007, 10:47 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 4,731 Joined: 24-May 04 From: Santa Rosa CA Member No.: 2,104 Region Association: None
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Thank you I needed this!
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| effutuo101 |
Jun 30 2007, 11:05 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,735 Joined: 10-April 05 From: Lemon Grove Member No.: 3,914 Region Association: Southern California |
Thank you, That was funny! I would have paid good mony to be in line when that happened.
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| Mid_Engine_914 |
Jun 30 2007, 02:11 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 195 Joined: 22-September 06 From: Left Coast Member No.: 6,888 |
Sounds like he's spent time in prison or he's a liar.
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| GWN7 |
Jun 30 2007, 09:52 PM
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King of Road Trips Group: Members Posts: 6,280 Joined: 31-December 02 From: Winnipeg, MB, Canada Member No.: 56 Region Association: Northstar Region |
QUOTE(Cap'n Krusty @ Jun 30 2007, 07:44 AM)  C/L? It was in our very own sandbox (where this belongs, BTW) a couple of days ago ................. The Cap'n Actually if you check the very first Sandbox thread you should find it listed there also........ |
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| brer |
Jul 1 2007, 01:31 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,555 Joined: 10-March 05 From: san diego Member No.: 3,736 Region Association: None |
I was sent to Henry's for the gourmet (Newman's Own) catfood kelly likes to feed our cat. Its worth noting that this catfood was not of the list of killer kitty food from china.
Walked up to checkout. It's also worth noting that Henry's is a "Healthy" Grocery chain. Which basically means their vegetables are bruised and you can buy lentils in bulk. The checkout girl looked at my pile of aprrox. 30-40 cans of catfood and says, "my some cat sure is lucky!" I says, " well, actually I use it in the pasta sauce at my restaurant. Its fantastic". after she collects herself she tells me that she never wants to hear that ever again. Hippies are so gullible. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif) |
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