OT, a little something for you liberals Options

[Howard]

Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak my mind. I lost my job this past year. When Clinton was president I was secure and prosperous, but in the last year, we had to close our operations. We simply could not compete with foreign labor. This foreign labor worked for low pay under very bad conditions.

They worked very long shifts, and many even died on the job.

This competition could hardly be called "fair." I was forced out of the place where I had worked for 34 years.

Not a single government program was there to help me.

How can Bush call himself "compassionate?" Far worse, I lost two of my sons in Bush's evil war in Iraq. They gave their lives for their country, and for what? So that Bush's oil buddies can get rich. My pain of losing my sons is indescribable.

While it is trivial next to the loss of my sons, I regret to say that I also lost my home. I simply have nothing left. How can Bush call himself a Christian when he neglects people like me? I am a senior citizen with various medical problems. I'm not in a position where I can begin a new career. I was reduced to the point where I had to live in a hole in a ground, all because of President Bush.

And when the authorities found me there, did they have any compassion for my misfortune and ailments? No, I was arrested. Mr. Bush, I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a compassionate man! I dare you to look me in the face and tell me you are a Christian. If I had any money left, I would donate it to the Democrat Party.

If Al Gore had been elected in 2000 I would still have a job, a home, and most importantly, my dear sons!

Regards,

Saddam Hussein

[need4speed]

. . .  Figure 2/3 of the club are democrats (based in California, right?)  . . ..

Heh, haven't looked at a county-by-county map of party affiliation in California, have you?

Most of California (land-mass-wise) is Republican. Only small areas centering around LA and SF are Democrat.

Personally, my take on the matter is this:

Democrats want to ban boobies because it's not Politically Correct, and offends and opresses women. (violates the 1st Amendment, because Boobies Want To Be Free!)
Republicans want to ban boobies, because every time you mastrubate, God kills a kitten. (violates the 1st Amendment, because not all Americans want to belong to the same faction of Christianity)

When boobies are outlawed, only outlaws will have boobies.

Democrats want to ban 914's because they pollute and people who don't buy new cars don't keep auto workers employed in their cushy union jobs.
Republicans want to ban 914's because Porsche doesn't donate large sums to their campaigns, nor do they build tanks, bombs, or jets.

When 914's are outlawed, only outlaws will have 914's.

So basically, anyone who supports EITHER party is an unAmerican evil b&stard. Any lawmaker who supports legistlation from either side has LIED UNDER OATH - because when they were sworn into office, they swore to uphold the Constitution. Treasonous bastards need to be lined up and shot. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/fighting19.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif)

There.
I said it.
I'll see all you other Bush bashers in Cuba. We should get together and throw a party or something. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif)