Humor Discussion Poll, Should we have a separate area? Options

[Howard]

On a serious note, I realize what admin is trying to accomplish and support their decision. But on a much more important note, what about tasteless humor?

Just received an email showcasing a great new talent. Not only can this guy play piano with his balls, but he does it G Rated. Amazing.

Do we want to have tasteless jokes on our BBS?

Balls!

[djm914-6]

Things I have about people

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you ! keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't
be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?