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| bandjoey |
 Dec 21 2013, 09:12 AM
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bandjoey  Group: Members Posts: 4,934 Joined: 26-September 07 From: Bedford Tx Member No.: 8,156 Region Association: Southwest Region  |
For all you flyers: (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wreath.gif) Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in,fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff." |
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| Elliot Cannon |
Dec 21 2013, 06:41 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None 
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My IA/A&P happens to do all the annual inspections on Santa's sleigh and I know first hand, all the STC's, airworthiness directives, service bulletins etc. have been complied with and not only is Santa typed in the Sleigh but has a waiver for low level aerobatics. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/santa_smiley.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
Merry Christmas everyone. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
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bandjoey SEasonal Overtime Jokes Dec 21 2013, 09:12 AM
walterolin Classic misdirection joke - you don't see it c... Dec 21 2013, 09:23 AM ClayPerrine
For all you flyers:
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Santa Claus, like ... Dec 21 2013, 10:09 AM
ClayPerrine
My IA/A&P happens to do all the annual inspec... Dec 21 2013, 06:43 PM Elliot Cannon
My IA/A&P happens to do all the annual inspe... Dec 21 2013, 06:45 PM Elliot Cannon
For all you flyers:
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Santa Claus, like ... Dec 21 2013, 06:44 PM |
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