First 914 Mulholland run, Please identify object on Slits' car Options

[Howard]

Good turnout, fun group, but none of that's important. Slits and Toast were climbing all over me in the twisties when I rounded a turn and hit a gelatinous mass of something on the road. Sticky Toyo's grabbed a chunk and deposited same on Ron's windshield.

Sent to FBI for analysis, but let me tell you it's good to be in the lead..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon8.gif)

[SLITS]

What's it taste like?

Paul

Chicken (IMG:style_emoticons/default/chowtime.gif)





The run is done,
It was fast and fun,
The taildraggers were bitchin,
The teeners were pitchin.

Three turbos I spied,
Fighting the twisties just made them cry,
But on the straights, their huevos grew large,
And in a group, they led the charge.

A solitary teener with a big 2.0,
Decided he could not just let them go,
And with slimy guts and bicycle butts in his face,
He stomped on it and gave chase.

Little Suzie was just puttering on,
As the train of porcupines flew toward the rising sun,
The wastegates they popped,
Woke Howard up, he realized he was at a dead stop.

A Loucs 7, a replica of beauty you see,
Was a treat to behold with it's 1500 cc,
With a windscreen so small, maybe a flaw,
At speed the driver was swallowing bugs down his craw.

A Viper and some more elebens made the race,
Some were fast and some ran a snails pace,
But it can be said if this twisty road tour for 2005 is on the plate,
Fun will be had by all, cause it was just GREAT.