First 914 Mulholland run, Please identify object on Slits' car Options

[Howard]

Good turnout, fun group, but none of that's important. Slits and Toast were climbing all over me in the twisties when I rounded a turn and hit a gelatinous mass of something on the road. Sticky Toyo's grabbed a chunk and deposited same on Ron's windshield.

Sent to FBI for analysis, but let me tell you it's good to be in the lead..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon8.gif)

[SLITS]

is it dung? is the mystery solved?

It wasn't dung,
I thought it was Howards lung,
From smokin' all them Russian cigarettes,
That was surely my bet.

It was solid and did not run,
Sticking my nose in it did not sound to fun,
But it was exciting you see,
As I watched it fly at me.

Yes, I covered it with my hat,
My vision of the road just couldn't stand looking at that,
At the first stop, scrapped it into a cup,
Dropped it in the first barrel dump.

I suppose I could have declared it road kill,
But it looked like all that was left of Bill,
I didn't know if it would crawl when I threw it on the grill,
But for my stomach, it just gave it a chill.

What ever it was, no one knows for sure,
But I'll bet that Rich918S would have the cure,
Alien it was and alien it shall remain,
For typing more of this story gives me gas pains.