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Things no one has ever said about a 914 |
JtoTheBeezy |
Aug 17 2014, 12:47 PM
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Newbie Group: Members Posts: 18 Joined: 5-July 14 From: Sacramento CA Member No.: 17,591 Region Association: Central California |
I've seen these on the car forums and theyre usually pretty funny. I searched for one on here already and couldnt find one. Here's how you play. Ill start.
Wow this engine is so acseasable! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) I sure wish I had another trunk! This back seat sure is roomy! Hey look my valve covers are dry! Things of this nature. Play on! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) |
tumamilhem |
Aug 21 2014, 10:15 AM
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LUFTBRIGADE Group: Members Posts: 1,228 Joined: 29-October 12 From: Jacksonville, FL Member No.: 15,092 Region Association: South East States |
914s get you laid. A LOT. It's the ultimate chick magnet. Young, old, even lesbians will do you in a 914.
911s get you a small group of dorky, slightly overweight, middle-aged married men who spend all their money on a "hobby" that never gets finished, end up having to sell them because they have to put their kid through school to be smarter than they were for buying a 911. The ones that refuse to get rid of them (they aren't worth much to begin with) will get together once in a year to celebrate their "really cool little cars" that they'll never really be able to finish or fix up. In fact, most of them won't even come because their 911s are still on jack stands after so many years. They'll even give this "fest" a cutsey "German" name that no German would ever cal it - Okteenerfest. And then they'll have this "Okteenerfest" in September. Stupid. |
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