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stupid engine jokes, really stupid... |
boxsterfan |
Oct 22 2014, 10:58 PM
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914's are kewl Group: Members Posts: 1,776 Joined: 6-June 03 From: San Ramon, CA Member No.: 791 Region Association: Northern California |
What did the spark plug say to the coil when it received its first jolt?
Ohm my god!! Carry on.... |
mgp4591 |
Oct 24 2014, 11:35 AM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 5,376 Joined: 1-August 12 From: Salt Lake City Ut Member No.: 14,748 Region Association: Intermountain Region |
A gynecologist got tired of his same old grind and decided he wanted to be a mechanic.(doesn't make sense to me either, but it's suppose to be joke- bear with it!)So he enrolls in the best tech school in the country and excels in all his courses, get ready for his final exam and graduation. He passes his entire course with 140% in grades and is slightly baffled but prepares for graduation ceremonies where he's given a special award for his skills. Again, up on the rostrum he expresses his confusion on his 140% grade. "We always expect the highest degree of proficiency from our students (explains the Dean) but you have exceeded all expectations of your instructors by completely assembling and engine through the exhaust system!" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
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