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YOU MIGHT HAVE A 914 IF... |
ClayPerrine |
Nov 11 2004, 11:36 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,540 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille |
You might have a 914 if the police are constantly pulling you over to check for dead bodies because the car stinks so bad.
You might have a 914 if your own mother would rather walk ten miles to your house than ride in the car. You might have a 914 if your mechanic hugs himself everytime you pull up in your car. You might have a 914 if every time you pull into your local Pep Boys, everyone asks you if you won the demolition derby? You might have a 914 if every time you drive it people think it's on fire and call 911 because it smokes so bad. You might have a 914 if you try to take it to an autocross and they tell you that you can't run that piece of crap. |
ClayPerrine |
Nov 12 2004, 08:48 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,540 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille |
Sent the contents of this thread to my wife. Here are her additions:
You might own a 914 if when cleaning out your purse you actually think; "no, I need to leave that in just in case the car quits and I need something to fix it with". You might own a 914 if you always hear a collective "Damn, not them again" from all the 911 drivers, every time you show up for an autocross. You might own a 914 if you keep a running list of the different kinds of cars people have thought your car was (12 - MG's, 8 - Triumphs, 5 - Fiats, and one Lotus - yeah, I thought he was crazy too!). You might own a 914 if when you move into a brand, new house you get the garage set up and organized long, LONG before you even start on the house. |
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