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| bkrantz |
Mar 11 2023, 09:02 PM
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914 Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,565 Joined: 3-August 19 From: SW Colorado Member No.: 23,343 Region Association: Rocky Mountains
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I know we have threads about PO stupidity, but how about the dumbest 914 thing you have done?
I will start with a, ahem, senior moment I had today. When I tried to add oil after my recent engine re-installation, it would not go in. Short version: I forgot to remove the paper towels I had folded up and tucked into the breather recess while the engine was out of the car, to keep anything from falling into the case. I still can't believe that I installed the breather and did not see and remove paper towels. Attached thumbnail(s) |
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| dr914@autoatlanta.com |
Mar 13 2023, 12:07 PM
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914 Guru ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 8,225 Joined: 3-January 07 From: atlanta georgia Member No.: 7,418 Region Association: None |
1979 had a 914 sold and promised the guy a clutch so he could pick it up the next day did it myself (used to be able to change the clutch assembly in 45 minutes) got the job done and tried to start the car, turned over slowly. Thinking it has a weak battery I put a battery charger on boost and tried again, still slow start and then smoke started to come from the center tunnel. Found out that I had melted the accelerator cable inside the tube. DISASTER!!!!!!! Spent the whole weekend cutting the tube out of the center tunnel and replacing it. I had forgotten to reconnect the rear transmission ground strap and the starter was using the accelerator cable as its ground. One of the first things I thought of when writing the book 914 "tech tips 700" In fact I put it in two different places!
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76-914
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ClayPerrine
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1) after... Mar 13 2023, 07:47 AM
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dr914@autoatlanta.com RE: Dumbest Thing Mar 13 2023, 12:08 PM
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jfort
I don't know if it's the dumbest thing I... Mar 16 2023, 03:04 PM
fiacra I alternate between thinking it was the dumbest th... Mar 13 2023, 03:21 PM
tygaboy
I alternate between thinking it was the dumbest t... Mar 13 2023, 04:38 PM
barefoot Perhaps not dumbest thing, but scared me crazy doi... Mar 15 2023, 08:39 AM
930cabman
Perhaps not dumbest thing, but scared me crazy do... Mar 15 2023, 08:45 AM
barefoot
Perhaps not dumbest thing, but scared me crazy d... Mar 16 2023, 06:09 AM
technicalninja Trusting the machine shop...
I once built a 74 Fi... Mar 16 2023, 10:11 AM
Superhawk996
I trusted them and assembled the Fiat (my own c... Mar 16 2023, 11:13 AM
bkrantz
I trusted them and assembled the Fiat (my own ... Mar 16 2023, 10:13 PM
ClayPerrine
[quote name='Superhawk996' post='3065501' date='M... Mar 17 2023, 05:25 AM
technicalninja Compared to what was available at the time a Fiat ... Mar 16 2023, 01:51 PM
barefoot
Compared to what was available at the time a Fiat... Mar 17 2023, 01:14 PM
jfort Had the car on the lift, headers off, and adjusted... Mar 16 2023, 02:54 PM
lolkema my brightest moment was when I had just finished a... Mar 18 2023, 06:28 PM
930cabman
my brightest moment was when I had just finished ... Mar 19 2023, 05:53 AM
lolkema
my brightest moment was when I had just finished... Mar 19 2023, 11:12 AM![]() ![]() |
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