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Ok, here's a nice one...
A mother is 21 years older than her daughter. In 6 years, this mother will be 5 times as old as her daughter The question is: Where is the dad??? Intermezzo: Some people get confused and will start asking WHO the dad is. I don't know the question to that answer either. Only the mother can be 100% sure on that. And no math can answer that questiong. Some people may be confused by the sudden "appearance" of the dad and because of that, forget about the math. Still, the question can be answered by simple math... (scroll down for the solution) Set the mother's age to X Set the daughter's age to Y "The mother is 21 years older than her daughter" will then give this equation: X = Y + 21 and "in 6 years, the mother will be 5 times as old as her daughter" will make: X + 6 = 5(Y + 6) We now have 2 equations with 2 unknowns, so we should be able to solve it: In the second equation, substitute the value of X (= Y+21). This will give: Y + 21 + 6 = 5(Y + 6) => Y + 27 = 5Y + 30 => Y - 5Y = 30 - 27 => -4Y = 3 => 4Y = -3 => Y = 0.75 And there's the answer...! The daughther is at this moment -0.75 years old, or -9 months So the dad is on top of the mother right know (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) |
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Not bad for carrying sway bars. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Members Posts: 3,380 Joined: 20-January 04 From: Las Vegas Member No.: 1,580 Region Association: Southwest Region ![]() |
Things to do at Walmart
15 Things to do at Walmart while your spouse/partner is taking their sweet time: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares......and see what happens 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible." 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" And last but not least 15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell loudly "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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