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| bondo |
 Feb 3 2005, 02:08 PM
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Practicing my perpendicular parking  Group: Members Posts: 4,277 Joined: 19-April 03 From: Los Osos, CA Member No.: 587 Region Association: Central California  |
I'll go first.
...you own more than 4 jackstands. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) |
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| TonyAKAVW |
Feb 3 2005, 03:14 PM
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That's my ride. Group: Members Posts: 2,151 Joined: 17-January 03 From: Redondo Beach, CA Member No.: 166 Region Association: None |
You have more pairs of jeans that are saturated with oil/transmission fluid/brake fluid than you do clean pairs.
Your neighbors hate you You can't understand how cars without spare tires manage to clean their windshields. You go out with your wife/girlfriend dancing and you insist on going to the Sway Bar. Wherever you look around you there are bumpers, license plates and door handles of other cars. You pour oil into your furnace at home beacuse you think its not working correctly. |
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bondo You know you're a 914 owner if.... Feb 3 2005, 02:08 PM
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