OT: 7 types of Chain Mail Options

[Lawrence]

"Make a Wish E-Mail"


Make a wish...











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STOP!!!! Wasn't that fun? Hope you made a great wish.










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Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do.


First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and then thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. it's true! Because, you know, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!! Here's how it goes:


*Send this to 1 person: One person will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*5-10 people: 5-10 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*10-20 people: 10-20 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

*20 to 674, 951 people: 20 to 674, 951 people will be mad at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.

Thanks!!!!

Good Luck!!!

[Lawrence]

"VIRUS WARNING!!! E-Mail"

If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.

It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play. It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your ice cream melts and your milk curdles. It will program your phone AutoDial to call only your mother-in-law's number. And so on and so forth... So be careful!!

Forward this to all of your friends, relatives, neighbors, family, enemies, plumbers, garbagemen, goats, stock brokers, doctors, and any other acquaintances... Or they could die!