OT: Vacation cruises, Looking for been there done thats... Options

[Sparky]

First off if this needs to be in the Sandbox let me know...

OK so the wife and I celebrated our tenth ann. back in September. Our original plans where a trip someplace warm and sunny during this upcoming spring break. I contacted a travel agent (first mistake) and specified no children, adult only (second mistake). Now when the T/A sent over the first sets of email I checked everything out and was fine with untilI caught a section pretaining to escorts and how we could have our pic every 24 hours. Apparently the T/A thought I meant a "Lifestyles" vacation for my wife and I. Though I pondered it for a minute (long enough to hear the whistling sound of my wifes hand before it left a dent in the side of my head) perhaps we aren't ready to explore that aspect of our relationship.

Soo.... I've been instructed by the wife to find us a nice cruise to go on. Without Porn stars, escorts, or nudity.

Thoughts, advice, opinions?

Thanks!
Mike D.

[sjhowitson]

I took a cruise several years ago. Royal was the line. They were great. The trip was 4 days. I would do it again. My travel agent told us to pack booze. The cost of booze on the boat was high. We took several bottles of wine with us in a throw away suit case. We would always open a bottle of wine while we got dressed for dinner. Take the late seating for dinner. Sit at a big table. We met great people at dinner. See all the shows late the tend to be more adult. Get off the boat when ever you can. Enjoy the ports of call. Try the food, enjoy the people in these new places.

Cruises are great. Plan ahead... once you are on the boat RELAX.