OT: Humor, hey it's a Joke!, Careful of these new Viruses Options

[Scott Carlberg]

Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee
have solutions as yet!!!

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking
for viruses of mass destruction.

The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory.

The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting
and re-counting.

The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's
stored memory.

The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of
an old floppy.

The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer,
then e-mails everyone about what it did.

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves,
but will be back.

The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes.

The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive shrinks to 100GB,
then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB.

The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted.

The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor
doesn't care.

The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.

The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5
inch floppy... then discards it through Windows