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r_towle
post Apr 3 2003, 04:24 PM
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I got this e-mail, and like Brad...I thought I would start something and watch it go....

The New Plan

1) The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini and the rest
of them 'good old boys'. We will never "interfere" again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us
there. We would station troops at our borders. No more sneaking
through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately,
regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90
days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there,
change it yourself, don't hide here. Asylum would not ever be
available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers.

5) No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't attend classes, they get a "D" and it's back home baby.

6) The US will make a strong effort to become self sufficient energy
wise. This will include developing non polluting sources of
energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan
wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel
for their oil. If they don't like it, we go someplace else.

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
will not "interfere". They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds,
rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides' most of what we
give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it
most get very little, if any anyway.

9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an island some place. We don't
need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, it would
make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way,
no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.

If you feel this is the winning plan, vote yes and send it on.
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MarkV
post Apr 3 2003, 04:34 PM
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I would never cut it in charm school.

Oh, Nice squirrel (IMG:style_emoticons/default/flag.gif)
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post Apr 3 2003, 04:38 PM
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Go to Mars... you can start your own colony there (IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif)

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post Apr 3 2003, 04:39 PM
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I am just forwarding what was sent to me...not my thoughts.

Rich :finger2: -_- :finger2: :finger2: :finger2:
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post Apr 3 2003, 04:44 PM
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Yeah, I knew... no hard feelings (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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post Apr 3 2003, 05:19 PM
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geen inbreuk genomen dude
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:22 PM
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funny, that's just one of those lines you can't literally translate
Still a good effort!

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post Apr 3 2003, 05:23 PM
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Spreken sie deutche?
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:33 PM
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QUOTE(r_towle @ Apr 3 2003, 03:23 PM)
Spreken sie deutche?

r_towle,
ja, wir sprechen deutsch (jeroen und ich).
aber was hat das mit deinen gehversuchen in holländisch zu tun ?
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:35 PM
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btw. Mr. r_towle,
all "Custom Members" are required to fill in their Location once they reach 100 posts!
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:39 PM
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Location,,,,,

???????????????????????

Actually Boston

Eines tages werdes ich sehr gut deutche sprecken

Ich hat arbieted by Siemens in Munchen fon 96 bis 99 aba Ich hat slecht deutche then und Ich habe sehr slecht deutche jetz
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:40 PM
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Didnt read the location requirement in the custom member admition handbook...must have burned that page or just plain got to lazy to fill in that blank...
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:44 PM
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Scheisse! Es wär zu spät für die Schwiegemutter also hatten wir sie auf dem Imperial gebunden (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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post Apr 3 2003, 05:47 PM
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QUOTE(Jeroen @ Apr 3 2003, 03:44 PM)
Scheisse! Es wär zu spät für die Schwiegemutter also hatten wir sie auf dem Imperial gebunden (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) man, that's funny ....
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:48 PM
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QUOTE(Jeroen @ Apr 3 2003, 03:44 PM)
Scheisse! Es wär zu spät für die Schwiegemutter also hatten wir sie auf dem Imperial gebunden (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

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Ok, how do you use the quote feature...

And what the hell is Imperial Gebunden
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QUOTE(r_towle @ Apr 3 2003, 03:40 PM)
Didnt read the location requirement in the custom member admition handbook...must have burned that page or just plain got to lazy to fill in that blank...

here's the handbook page for you again:

Custom Member Handbook, Location Section
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE(r_towle @ Apr 3 2003, 03:48 PM)
And what the hell is Imperial Gebunden

your mother in law strapped on top of the imperial ... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Apr 3 2003, 05:51 PM
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I thought you had nodded off there Sir...

Good to see you are still with us...
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apparently if I read the custom member rule book correctly the need for me to fill in the location field would only apply if I was to place an ad in the classified section???
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