 Joke for Jeroen and Sir Andy, (In Dutch) |
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| Bleyseng |
 Jun 23 2004, 07:17 PM
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Aircooled Baby!  Group: Members Posts: 13,034 Joined: 27-December 02 From: Seattle, Washington (for now) Member No.: 24 Region Association: Pacific Northwest  |
Een nederlander zit te genieten van zijn onbijt, dat uit koffie,croissants, boter en jam bestaat, wanneer een duitser die kauwgum kauwt naast hem komt zitten en ongevraagd een gesprek begint.
De duitser: dus jullie nederlanders eten het hele broodje op? De nederlander: ja natuurlijk. De duitser (die irritant belletjes met zijn kauwgum blaast): wij niet, in duitsland eten we alleen de binnenkant op. De korstjes sparen we op in een container, recyclen we, bakken er opnieuw broodjes van en we verkopen die weer aan nederland. ############################################### De duitser: eten jullie die broodjes met jam? De nederlander: ja natuurlijk. De duitser (nog irritanter sliertjes trekkend uit zijn mond met die kauwgum): wij niet. In duitsland eten we alleen vers fruit, verzamelen alle schillen pitten en restanten in een container, recyclen ze en maken er jam van. Dan verkopen we dat weer aan Nederland. De nederlander: hebben jullie sex in duitsland? De duitser: ja natuurlijk. De nederlander: en wat doen jullie met die condooms? De duitser : gooien we weg. De nederlander: wij niet. In nederland verzamelen we ze in een container, recyclen ze en smelten ze om tot kauwgum en verkopen die weer aan duitsland. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/icon8.gif) |
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| Jeroen |
Jun 23 2004, 07:24 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 7,887 Joined: 24-December 02 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 3 Region Association: Europe |
Hillarious!!!
Lets see if Andy can translate this (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) cheers, Jeroen |
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| SirAndy |
Jun 23 2004, 07:24 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 41,636 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
cool! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)
what does it say? (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) Andy |
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| Bigbohr |
Jun 23 2004, 08:31 PM
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Superlurker Group: Members Posts: 224 Joined: 19-September 03 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 1,176 |
Nu we het dan toch over intra-europese grappen hebben ...
Et pour les francais: Pourqoui les belges nagent ils au fond de la piscine? Parce qu'au fond ils ne sont pas si cons! Ge moet altijd met uzelve kunnen lachen ... Attached image(s) 
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| Jeroen |
Jun 23 2004, 08:49 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 7,887 Joined: 24-December 02 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 3 Region Association: Europe |
A Dutchman is enjoying his breakfast of fresh coffee and croissants with jam and butter when a gum chewing German uninvitedly starts a conversation.
The German "So, you Dutch eat the entire bun?" The Dutchman "Yeah, sure" The German (annoyingly blowing bubbles with his gum) "Us Germans only eat the inside. We save the crusty outside and recycle that. Those are used to bake new buns, which we sell to the Dutch" The German "and you eat those buns with jam?" The Dutchman "Yeah, sure we do" The German (pulling even more annoying strings with his gum) "Well, us Germans only eat fresh fruit. We collect the skins, peels, seeds and left overs and recycle that into jam that we sell to the Dutch" The Dutchman "Do you have sex in Germany?" The German "Yes, of course!" The Dutchman "And what do you do with the used condoms?" The German "We throw them away" The Dutchman "In the Netherlands we recycle them. We melt them and make chewing gum out of it and sell it to the Germans" cheers, Jeroen |
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| Curvie Roadlover |
Jun 24 2004, 03:18 AM
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Two trunks are better than one! Group: Members Posts: 2,025 Joined: 29-December 02 From: Southeast Michigan Member No.: 42 |
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| Joe Bob |
Jun 24 2004, 08:20 AM
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Retired admin, banned a few times Group: Members Posts: 17,427 Joined: 24-December 02 From: Boulder CO Member No.: 5 Region Association: None |
Ever hear about the litle Dutch boy that put his finger in the Dyke?
The Dyke slapped the shit outta him..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ohmy.gif) |
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| Jeroen |
Jun 24 2004, 05:21 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 7,887 Joined: 24-December 02 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 3 Region Association: Europe |
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| Jacco |
Jun 25 2004, 02:29 AM
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Designated Dutchman Group: Members Posts: 194 Joined: 23-February 04 From: the Netherlands Member No.: 1,703 Region Association: Europe |
Er gaat niets boven een goeie grap in de vroege ochtend! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
greets Jacco |
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