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Howard
post Jul 7 2004, 12:15 AM
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On a serious note, I realize what admin is trying to accomplish and support their decision. But on a much more important note, what about tasteless humor?

Just received an email showcasing a great new talent. Not only can this guy play piano with his balls, but he does it G Rated. Amazing.

Do we want to have tasteless jokes on our BBS?

Balls!
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post Jul 7 2004, 12:21 AM
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amazing! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Jul 7 2004, 12:29 AM
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Holy crap! After that I'm going to have to vote YES! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif)
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post Jul 7 2004, 01:31 AM
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That was great, very entertaining. I have never seen that before. can we book him for WCC 2005?
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post Jul 7 2004, 04:59 AM
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post Jul 7 2004, 06:55 AM
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Hmm.. I vote: NO.


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post Jul 7 2004, 07:14 AM
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Tasteless??? that had more taste than the steak I had last night (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)

Hell yes! It made me smile & feel good early in the morning (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)

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post Jul 7 2004, 08:49 AM
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That was amazing....of course later we'll find out it was lip synced..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif)
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:57 AM
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That was amazing....of course later we'll find out it was lip synced.....


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post Jul 7 2004, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(Howard @ Jul 6 2004, 11:15 PM)
Do we want to have tasteless jokes on our BBS?

we don't care as long as you put OT or NPC in the title!

and make sure you mention if it is save to open at work ...
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:26 PM
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My wife wants to know if this was from a Tv show?
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:32 PM
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:36 PM
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ok smart ass (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) what show?
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:48 PM
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It's all about asking the right questions! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

I have no idea, but I've been in the biz long enough to know that, yes, it was a tv show. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool.gif)
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post Jul 7 2004, 08:50 PM
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Remind me to (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) the next time I see you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif)

to quote my late Father

"Remeber everyone likes a little Ass, but no one likes a smart ASS" (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cool_shades.gif)

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post Jul 8 2004, 12:35 PM
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Today's contribution: Windows (all platforms) Screen Cleaner. Do not open at work

Tip: Move mouse faster for better cleaning.Screen Cleaner
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post Jul 12 2004, 12:50 PM
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Today's

Living in the South.....

A South Carolina redneck passed away and left a sizable estate to his beloved widow. However, she can't touch it until she turns fourteen.

Folks in Georgia now go to the movies in groups of 18 or more since they were told that in some theaters "17 and under are not admitted".

The minimum drinking age in Tennessee was raised to age 32 in an attempt to keep alcohol out of high schools.

Reruns of "Hee Haw" in Mississippi are considered documentaries.

You know you are in Kentucky when you call the front desk from your motel room and tell the clerk "I gotta leak in my sink," and he says, "Go ahead...you paid for the room."

You can tell if a West Virginia redneck is married. There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup.

A new lottery system is in effect in Florida. It pays out $3,000,000 to the lucky winner. That is, $3 a year for a million years.

The governor's mansion in Little Rock was destroyed by fire. In fact, the entire trailer park was almost lost.

The law in Georgia was recently changed regarding divorce. Now, after being divorced, the couple are still brother and sister.

The best thing to ever come out of Arkansas was Interstate 40.

An Alabama state trooper stopped a redneck in a pickup truck for weaving on the roadway. He asked the driver, "Got any ID?"
The redneck said, "'Bout what?"
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post Jul 12 2004, 01:41 PM
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Things I have about people

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my
crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room
for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the
channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".
Of course it is. Why the hell would you ! keep looking after you've found
it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".
No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....
Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'.
Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If
it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't
be new.

8. When people say "life is short".
What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can
you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?".
If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:31 PM
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This is for girls on the BBS

A poem for girls ...


I shave my legs,

I sit down to pee.

And I can justify

any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,

but a beauty salon.

I can get a massage

without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,

I can pump my own gas.

Can talk to my friends,

about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,

and yes, it takes long.

At least I can admit,

to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,

at any cost.

And I don't have a problem,

admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,

an important date.

You just gotta deal with it,

I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,

with lots of gore.

Don't need instant replay,

to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,

I don't get jock itch.

And just cause I'm assertive,

Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends,

Oh yeah, I can get her.

In your dreams, my dear,

I can do better!

Flowers are okay,

But jewelry's best.

Look at me you idiot...

Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,

With Expressing my feelings.

I know when you're lying,

You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,

a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!
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post Jul 12 2004, 02:35 PM
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Alison: Get it?, you DICK!?!
Howard: God, I've missed you (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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