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| Alison Baker |
 Jul 12 2004, 02:43 PM
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Howard ...away u and take a hike !!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/givemebeer.gif)
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| Alison Baker |
Jul 12 2004, 02:52 PM
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Check it out
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| Alison Baker |
Jul 12 2004, 02:53 PM
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| Alison Baker |
Jul 12 2004, 02:54 PM
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| scotty |
Jul 12 2004, 04:03 PM
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The Fun Never Stops Group: Members Posts: 773 Joined: 20-May 03 From: Portland. Oregon (SW) Member No.: 718 Region Association: None |
How about "porsche content" humor and NPC humor?
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| Howard |
Jul 14 2004, 09:25 AM
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Today's contribution. This is G rated, but other stuff at the same site is not.
This guy is good. Hope to have him as an instructor at WCC 2005.Drifting with the home boys |
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| SLITS |
Jul 14 2004, 09:30 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
It has become painfully obvious that some of our members have
WAY TO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS |
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| Howard |
Jul 14 2004, 09:37 AM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None
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QUOTE(SLITS @ Jul 14 2004, 07:30 AM) It has become painfully obvious that some of our members have<h2>WAY TO (TOO) MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS</h2> You love it and you know it. At least I found out where you get your avatars. |
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| SLITS |
Jul 14 2004, 09:40 AM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
Bummer, I'm busted (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smoke.gif)
I suppose you are now in charge of the plagarism and copyright committee (IMG:style_emoticons/default/alfred.gif) |
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| Mueller |
Jul 14 2004, 04:50 PM
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914 Freak! Group: Members Posts: 17,146 Joined: 4-January 03 From: Antioch, CA Member No.: 87 Region Association: None 
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Little Jenny walked into the kitchen one day and looked up at her mother, who was busy cooking dinner. "Mommy, how old are you?" she asked.
"Now dear," said her mother, "You should never ask a woman what her age is." "Why not?" demanded Jenny. "Because it isn't polite. You'll understand better when you grow up." Jenny thought about it for a moment, then piped up, "Mommy, how much do you weigh?" "Jenny," said her mother, "That's not a question you ask people." "Why not?" "Because it's not polite to ask grown-ups about how much they weigh. You'll understand some day." "Mommy," Jenny asked, "Why did you and Daddy get divorced?" "Darling," her mother replied with a sigh, "That's something that's still very painful for Mommy, and I really can't talk about it now. I'll explain when you are a little older." The next day, Jenny told a friend at school about the conversation with her mother. The other little girl explained to her, "All you have to do is get a look at your mom's driver's license. It has all the information about any grown-up you want on it." So little Jenny sneaked a peek in her mother's purse when she got home, and looked over her license, examining it carefully. That evening, she went back into the kitchen and announced, "I know how old you are, Mommy, You are 36!" Her mother looked down at her, surprised. "And I know how much you weigh!" said Jenny. "You weigh 135 pounds." "Jenny, where did you learn this?", her mother asked. Jenny just smiled and continued, "And, I know why you and Daddy got a divorce." Her mother just gasped and asked, "Why?" Jenny replied, "Because you got an F in sex!" |
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| Howard |
Jul 14 2004, 11:00 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None
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Do you know what happened in California this week in 1850?
California became a state. The state had no electricity. The state had no money. Almost everyone spoke Spanish. There were gun fights in the streets. So, basically, it was just like California is today, except the women had real tits. |
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| SLITS |
Jul 14 2004, 11:13 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
Does anyone know who this Howard guy is? We should probably stay a long ways away due to something called "collateral damage" when the gunfire erupts. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/ar15.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/jester.gif)
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