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| Levi |
  Aug 24 2004, 10:26 AM
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Lick my nuts  Group: Benefactors Posts: 623 Joined: 11-March 04 Member No.: 1,783   |
Two men are driving through Rockhampton when they get pulled over by the boys in blue. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asks. "You're in Queensland mate" the copper answers. "When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." "I'm sorry, officer," the driver says, "I'm from Victoria". The copper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean-- and gives the guy his license back. The copper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and WHACK, the copper smacks him on the head with the nightstick. "What'd you do that for?" the passenger asks. "Just making your wish come true," replies the copper. "Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asks. "Because I know," the copper says," that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your mate and say, "I wish that asshole would've tried that shit with me!" |
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| Aaron Cox |
Aug 24 2004, 10:29 AM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
hehehehh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)
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| bryanthompson |
Aug 24 2004, 11:11 AM
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Check it out... 3 loops! Group: Members Posts: 208 Joined: 23-April 04 From: elwood, ne Member No.: 1,970 |
The Joke might be G, but your avatar sure as heck isn't! Serves me right for browsing the board at work... Alt + F4, Alt + F4!!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/spank.gif)
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| dinomium |
Aug 24 2004, 11:14 AM
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Git on a chair son, all the good stuff is goin over yer head! Group: Benefactors Posts: 2,777 Joined: 2-January 03 From: Bremerton, WA Member No.: 74 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
I like the joke and the avatar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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| Levi |
Aug 24 2004, 11:18 AM
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Lick my nuts Group: Benefactors Posts: 623 Joined: 11-March 04 Member No.: 1,783 |
QUOTE(dinomium @ Aug 24 2004, 10:14 AM) I like the joke and the avatar! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) Tanks Man.....me to.. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beerchug.gif) |
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| red914 |
Aug 24 2004, 11:26 AM
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...i believe in coyotes and time as an abstract... Group: Members Posts: 862 Joined: 8-February 04 From: poulsbo, washington Member No.: 1,641 |
i will be passing that along. the joke, i mean. not the picture of your girlfriend...
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