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> Talk like a Pirate day!, Arrr!
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post Sep 19 2004, 12:33 PM
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Avast ye landlubber scalawags, September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day! Arrr!

So get to jaw-waggin', ye scurvy bilge rats!
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post Sep 19 2004, 02:45 PM
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aarrgh! some other 'earties be knowin' this scuttlebutt! avast, ye lubbers, and down another tankard of grog!
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post Sep 19 2004, 03:04 PM
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Pirates favorite fruit = AAAARRRRange.

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post Sep 19 2004, 03:16 PM
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Ahoy therr baad joke warnin'. I'm going to get so much crap for this one.

I just went to go see a new pirate movie.

It tiz rated Arrrr.
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post Sep 19 2004, 03:32 PM
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I be Red-beard. Arrrrrr. And I talk like a Pirate everyday. Arrrrr. (IMG:http://www.pelicanparts.com/support/smileys/pirate.gif)
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post Sep 19 2004, 06:26 PM
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Aye, this piece o' booty will mightily help me in this day's hornswaggling, ye swabs! Avast!

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post Sep 19 2004, 06:35 PM
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arrrgh, here be the link to some book larnin', fer ye bilgerats who've been lubbers a fair while. good fer mates and wenches, arrrgh.

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
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post Sep 19 2004, 06:48 PM
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So, arrrgh there alot of you pirates in NJ?
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post Sep 19 2004, 08:15 PM
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There be Pirates in all the Seven Seas, Matey!
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post Sep 19 2004, 08:42 PM
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and for all of yer salty snoopy dog rappin Pirates...
Land HO !
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post Sep 19 2004, 08:43 PM
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Arrr, enough of this, pass the rum!! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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post Sep 19 2004, 09:11 PM
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Me name is Qarrrrrrrrrrrrrl!
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post Sep 19 2004, 09:27 PM
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aaarhg..

I can't do it.


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post Sep 19 2004, 09:59 PM
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OK, you guys started this...

Two pirates meet after not seeing each other for a few years, one has lost a leg, below the knee, an eye, as evidenced by the patch and a hand, where his hook is now... and the conversation goes like this.....

Arrrr. So I see you've had a hard time since I saw yer last, how'd ya come to loose the leg?

Arrrr, it was in a swordfight in the dry Tortugas it was bastard cut off me leg and there's the peg to prove it...

Shiver me timbers, that's terrible how'd you come to loose the hand?

By the North star it was another sword fight in the Madagascars, and I lost the hand and there is the hook to prove it....

A shame, and if I might inquire how'd you loose the eye?

'Twas on the same day I got my hook, a seagull shit in me eye, and there's the patch to prove it....
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post Sep 20 2004, 11:58 AM
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel stuck in his pants.

The bartender says, "You know you've got a steering wheel in your pants?"

The pirate replies "Aaarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

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post Sep 20 2004, 12:26 PM
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IF you are pirate, then where are yer Buccaneers?

Hrrr Under me buckin hat!
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post Sep 29 2004, 04:59 PM
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You know.. I just noticed that there was a Pirate smiley on the group...

and no one used it for this thread...

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Except Red-beard who used a pirate smiley from somewhere else.
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post Sep 29 2004, 05:01 PM
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what do pirates and pimps have in common?

they both go " yo HO " (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Sep 29 2004, 05:44 PM
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Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It?s rated AARRRRGGH!

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What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!

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what's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr

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what's a pirate's favorite kind of socks?
arrrrgyle

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what is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

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what's a pirate's second-choice job?
an arrrrrrchitect!

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This pirate walks into a bar with a big ship's wheel down his pants. The bartender says, "Excuse me, sir, but do you know you have a ship's wheel down the front of your pants?"
And the pirate says...
Aaargh, it's driving me nuts!!

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a little kid with a speech impediment dresses up as a pirate and goes trick or treating. he knocks on the door of a house and a man answers. "oh, i can see you're dressed up as a pirate." the man says. "but where are your buccaneers?" the kid gets really mad, and says "on the sides of my buckin' head!"

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how much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
a buccaneer

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what's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
ships ahoy

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what do you call a pirate that skips class?
captain hooky!

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A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

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why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
because he left it off the hook!

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what does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
ho ho ho and a bottle of rum

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What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

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What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!
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post Sep 29 2004, 06:40 PM
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Aye, Laddy-Bucks! Ye best be making headway fer Alameda Arrrrto Crarrrse .

Arrr Sonny Jim , wherst ye'd be provin' yer salt, ye scurvy sea hags.

Avast, faint of heart and wieghty anchor laden carts best be stayin' in ye shanty. Scallywags.

KT - yo ho
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