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> Seen Dr. Suess' new poem?, It's from the AA BBS (really)
Curvie Roadlover
post May 13 2003, 06:48 PM
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Dr. 914

I strive to screw you at AA,
or I’ll screw you through E-bay.
I can screw you here or there,
‘Cause, I will screw you anywhere.

My parts are rare, and you will see,
that my shipping fees are times three
I sometimes sell what I ain’t got.
Will you wait 3 years, or not?

My flares are cheap, only $500 dollars
But you won’t get them unless you holler.
Now they’re here, will you press your luck,
and order them hoping that they don’t suck?

I have a warehouse of parts long lost
Most of them rusty and covered with dust
I’ll sell them to you, at twice the price,
of Pelican Parts, but half as nice.

It doesn’t matter if you get fussy
Cause you’ll get screwed by Dr. Hussey
This poem is over, so don’t dispair,
Just make sure your ass is high in the air.

Dr. Seuss
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