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| Scott Carlberg |
  Oct 25 2004, 11:56 PM
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Porsche MOTORSPORTS  Group: Members Posts: 1,595 Joined: 17-April 03 From: Modesto, Ca Member No.: 580  |
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec nor McAfee
have solutions as yet!!! The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored memory. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200GB hard drive shrinks to 100GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files. The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows |
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| SpecialK |
Oct 26 2004, 02:01 AM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797  |
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| sanman |
Oct 26 2004, 10:59 AM
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Leaving California Group: Members Posts: 341 Joined: 17-June 04 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 2,219 Region Association: None |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) LMAO
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| Pnambic |
Oct 26 2004, 11:51 AM
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Honk if you like obscene gestures! Group: Members Posts: 914 Joined: 9-April 03 From: Atlanta, GA Member No.: 546 Region Association: South East States |
LMFAO!!!
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| SLITS |
Oct 26 2004, 05:13 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None |
What a day - New viruses to cope with, Frog bashing, Canadian Bashing - absolutely wonderful day (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)
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| Jeroen |
Oct 26 2004, 09:39 PM
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914 Guru Group: Members Posts: 7,887 Joined: 24-December 02 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 3 Region Association: Europe |
too funny (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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| bryanthompson |
Oct 26 2004, 10:14 PM
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Check it out... 3 loops! Group: Members Posts: 208 Joined: 23-April 04 From: elwood, ne Member No.: 1,970 |
haha, good stuff! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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