YOU MIGHT HAVE A 914 IF... Options

[ClayPerrine]

You might have a 914 if the police are constantly pulling you over to check for dead bodies because the car stinks so bad.

You might have a 914 if your own mother would rather walk ten miles to your house than ride in the car.

You might have a 914 if your mechanic hugs himself everytime you pull up in your car.

You might have a 914 if every time you pull into your local Pep Boys, everyone asks you if you won the demolition derby?

You might have a 914 if every time you drive it people think it's on fire and call 911 because it smokes so bad.

You might have a 914 if you try to take it to an autocross and they tell you that you can't run that piece of crap.

[736conver]

You might have a 914 if your wife asks will that thing in the garage ever get finished

You might have a 914 if you take piles of rust to road for trash pick-up

You might have a 914 if people ask you what kind of Volkwagen it is

[sanman]

you might own 2 914 if you have 8 jack stands. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[Joe Ricard]

or you WILL own jack stands if you have a 914
You might own a 914 if you hang out here.
You might own a 914 if you have one car and boxes and boxes of parts from previous cars.
You might own a 914 if you have at least one extra engine you want to hot rod. ( I got 3)

[Ferg]

You might own a 914 if the gas station attendent comes out and asks you what they heck you are doing, and if your going to fill a gas can, it needs to be on the ground., it's da rules. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif)

[boxstr]

You might have a 914 if thoughts of a 6 or V8 fill your head.
CCLINIHAVEA914

[Allan]

You might have a 914 if you have a nice garage but the new benz is parked in the driveway.

[Ferg]

You might own a 914 if you ever wondered if you could really drive underneath a semi trailer like the bandit.

[sanman]

you might have a 914 if your target top speed 100 mpm

you might have a 914 if you WANT to get a Ticket to prove you did it.

you might have a 914 if you have nightmares about gitting cought in the rain

you might have a 914 if you swear you can feel a 1.5hp increase

you might have a 914 if you thinktakingit to any shop is equivilent to the Bramuba Triangle( never see it again)

you might own a 914 if you think its a real Porsche

[Ferg]

you might own a 914 if, when you see another one on the road, you swing a 180 and chase it down to say HI (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)

[mike_the_man]

You might own a 914 if you ever wondered if you could really drive underneath a semi trailer like the bandit.

LMAO (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) So I'm not the only one!

[Carl]

You might have a 914 if you know what kitty litter is really used for.
You might have a 914 if the blue fog in the car means the heater's on.
You might have a 914/6 if no radio is a good thing.
You do have a 914 if the wife hates the thing in the garage.
You do have a 914 if the clutch cable snapped.
You do have a 914 if you can't find the top bolt to the starter.

You don't have a 914 if you've never had to brace yourself around a turn ...

[Kevan]

You might own a 914 if it dies on you in the mountains at 2:00 am because of an electrical problem.

[mikerose]

you might have a 914 if your target top speed 100 mpm

you might have a 914 if you WANT to get a Ticket to prove you did it.

you might have a 914 if you have nightmares about gitting cought in the rain

you might have a 914 if you swear you can feel a 1.5hp increase


you might own a 914 if you think its a real Porsche

(IMG:style_emoticons/default/boldblue.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) MMMM RAIN

[mack914]

You might have a 914 if it's the last car on earth. Just joking, relax. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[SLITS]

You might have a 914 if your eyes are full of greasy sand

You might have a 914 if your hands are cut and bloody from changing the alternator.

You might have a 914 if you can no longer see the outline on your club hat.

You might have a 914 if you mark your territory with oil every place you park.

You might have a 914 if at stoplights someone yells out "It's a classic MG isn't it?

You might have a 914 if you travel far distances to commiserate with other You might have a 914 owners.

[dinomium]

you might own a 914 if you refer to a drywall knife as a defroster
you might own a 914 if you decide to cut a hole in a nice interionr to access something that routinely breaks (clutch tube mounts)
you might own a 914 if you tell some one what kind of car you have and you get this response: Porsche (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rocking nana.gif) 914 (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif)
you might own a 914 if your jackstands are on the last notch and sitting on at least four chuncks of wood, AND you don't even notice the wobble when the compressor kicks on!
You might own a 914 if your wife asks WHY THE @#$* did you just buy ANOTHER set of wheels for a car that you haven't drivin in TWO EFFEN years?!?!
and finally:
you mingt own a 914 if when you look at the dismanteled rust bucket, you see a gleaming sexy car (very simular to BEER GOGGLES!)

[mudfoot76]

You might own a 914 if it dies on you in the mountains at 2:00 am because of an electrical problem.

I think you've hijacked that from the "you might own a Triumph Spitfire if..." thread (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

[scruz914]

You might own a 914 if you ever wondered if you could really drive underneath a semi trailer like the bandit.

LMAO (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) So I'm not the only one!

Wow! Me too.

[scruz914]

You might own a 914 if it dies on you in the mountains at 2:00 am because of an electrical problem.

I think you've hijacked that from the "you might own a Triumph Spitfire if..." thread (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif)

Hmmm... Lucas electronics.