 914 Christmas Carole, little christmas cheer to make ya laugh. |
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| scotts-toolwench |
 Dec 5 2004, 02:07 AM
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Yeah, I'm sweet and innocent...now ****off!  Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 23-November 04 From: Laying on the couch, Maryland Member No.: 3,170  |
Please sing this to the tune of Jingle Bells...
Chorus 914, 914 cruisin' all the way Oh what fun it is to work in your mighty engine bay-hey Repeat chorus Round the cones we go Am I going the right way? wish my car would go, Porsche dosen't end in a oh that damn trunk spring, Wish my dash was bright Oh Porsche Gods I hope I got that valve adjustment right Repeat chorus twice to a big finish.... Yes, I had way to much time on my hands, I'm sorry (IMG:style_emoticons/default/rolleyes.gif) Teri |
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| scotts-toolwench |
Dec 5 2004, 02:50 AM
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Yeah, I'm sweet and innocent...now ****off! Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 23-November 04 From: Laying on the couch, Maryland Member No.: 3,170 |
Okay, one more.....
to the tune of the twelve days of X-mas Each line begins with On the _ (add number here) day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 1 A parts car thats not rust-ing (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) 2 Mechanics gloves (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) 3 Tail light lens (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) 4 Porsche nerds (that'd be you SLITS, Mike Z, SKline, and Miles) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/slap.gif) 5 Piston rings (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) 6 Cylinders purring (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif) 7 seals-a-leaking (IMG:style_emoticons/default/headbang.gif) 8 valves-a-dropping (IMG:style_emoticons/default/barf.gif) 9 jack stands-a-waiting (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) 10 hours-a-welding (IMG:style_emoticons/default/welder.gif) 11 owners whining (as in 911 owners whining) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/finger.gif) 12 beers-a-drinking (IMG:style_emoticons/default/drunk.gif) Teri |
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| Kevin@ojai.net |
Dec 5 2004, 03:06 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 158 Joined: 9-July 03 From: Ventura & Chico, CA Member No.: 899 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/aktion035.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif)
-Kevin |
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| scotts-toolwench |
Dec 7 2004, 12:53 AM
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Yeah, I'm sweet and innocent...now ****off! Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 23-November 04 From: Laying on the couch, Maryland Member No.: 3,170 |
To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree
Oh 914, Oh 914, Your frame is really rusting Your top is up in wintertime your sump is leaking all the time Oh 914, Oh 914, What happiness befalls me my little Porsche has seen better days But it's still faster than Santa's sleigh Oh 914, Oh 914, your gas is really pricey you are a car without no peer I promise repairs in the New Year Oh 914, Oh 914, My heart you have forever! Teri |
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| scotts-toolwench |
Dec 7 2004, 12:54 AM
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Yeah, I'm sweet and innocent...now ****off! Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 23-November 04 From: Laying on the couch, Maryland Member No.: 3,170 |
To the tune of Let it Snow
Oh the Porsche outside is rusting and the engine's not cumbusting please Santa make it so Make it go, Make it go, Make it go It dosen't show signs of starting and the ignition sounds like it's farting the rust is down in the chrome Make it go, Make it go, Make it go When our Porsche finally starts to run what a happy day it'll be We'll cruise and have some fun until then we're in misery The battery is slowly frying And my repair bills are steadily climbing Off it's roof I'm shoveling snow Make it go, Make it go, Make it go! Teri |
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| dlo914 |
Dec 7 2004, 12:58 AM
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Whatchu' lookin' at?!?! Group: Members Posts: 3,432 Joined: 6-September 04 From: San Gabriel, CA Member No.: 2,697 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) these are great (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)
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| scruz914 |
Dec 7 2004, 01:15 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 815 Joined: 26-February 04 From: Santa Cruz, CA Member No.: 1,724 |
A little too much time on your hands? Nice job, fun lyrics. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)
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| scotty914 |
Dec 7 2004, 03:27 AM
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suby torque rules Group: Members Posts: 1,525 Joined: 20-July 03 From: maryland, the land of 25 year Member No.: 924 |
QUOTE(scruz914 @ Dec 6 2004, 11:15 PM) A little too much time on your hands? Nice job, fun lyrics. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) a little ? well what can i say (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) she is supporting my car . the scary part is two fold she did this with out my help and two she can sing too. you should here her belting these songs out. i love her too (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wub.gif) . can get her to write songs about the 914's, now if she would stop complaining about the grease under her nails maybe i could get her to turn a wrench (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif) . |
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| skline |
Dec 7 2004, 07:15 AM
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Born to Drive Group: Members Posts: 7,910 Joined: 26-December 02 From: Costa Mesa, CA Member No.: 17 Region Association: Southern California |
She called me a nerd, I am NOT a nerd. Nerds are someone that doesnt fit in with the norm and usually smarter than the rest of us. I am just as stupid as all the rest of you guys. Same stupid obsession with these cars. Does that make me a nerd??
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| scooter311 |
Dec 7 2004, 07:52 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 231 Joined: 22-October 04 From: Upstate NY Member No.: 2,986 |
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| ClayPerrine |
Dec 7 2004, 08:02 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,463 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille 
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My addition.....
Over the River and Thorugh the Woods To Grandmother's house we drive (IMG:style_emoticons/default/driving.gif) The car knows the way To make my day On tight and twisty roads Around the sweeper and through the turns To Grandmother's house we fly Hurra for the engine's growling hum Hurra that the roads are dry. |
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| Root_Werks |
Dec 7 2004, 10:59 AM
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Village Idiot Group: Members Posts: 8,319 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Great! I love them!
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| Dave_Darling |
Dec 7 2004, 11:40 AM
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914 Idiot Group: Members Posts: 14,986 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Silicon Valley / Kailua-Kona Member No.: 121 Region Association: Northern California
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Anyone remember mine from years ago?
Driving through the Valley In my Nine Fourteen Porsch-ay Down the streets I go Sliding all the way I need new piston rings I need some decent tires My car is held together by Some old AT-bus wire (chorus) Oh, rust and smoke, the heater's broke The roof just blew away I see a flash beneath the dash And then I start to pray-ay! The A-arm's bent, the muffler went The Blaupunkt it's OK Oh what fun it is to drive my Nine Fourteen Porsch-ay Down the road I go In a big blue could of smoke People laugh as I drive by, I wonder what's the joke? I have to get to Valco To pick up the layaway Santa Claus is coming soon In his little mid-engine'd sleigh! (chorus) ...There may have been another verse to it, but I forget. I wouldn't be surprised if someone had saved a copy somewhere... --DD |
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| Aaron Cox |
Dec 7 2004, 11:47 AM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
man lmao (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smilie_pokal.gif)
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| scotts-toolwench |
Dec 7 2004, 01:26 PM
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Yeah, I'm sweet and innocent...now ****off! Group: Members Posts: 134 Joined: 23-November 04 From: Laying on the couch, Maryland Member No.: 3,170 |
QUOTE(skline @ Dec 7 2004, 05:15 AM) She called me a nerd, I am NOT a nerd. Nerds are someone that doesnt fit in with the norm and usually smarter than the rest of us. I am just as stupid as all the rest of you guys. Same stupid obsession with these cars. Does that make me a nerd?? Scott, (as in skline) Actually it's a good thing being a nerd, that way when my Scott does something seriously wrong with Gertrude I can get you to tell me the proper way to fix it (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) and in my womans opinion NERDS ARE SEXY! (IMG:style_emoticons/default/pray.gif) expecially you 914 guys...all covered in grease and grime.....grr yummm (IMG:style_emoticons/default/w00t.gif) |
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| scotty914 |
Dec 7 2004, 02:08 PM
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suby torque rules Group: Members Posts: 1,525 Joined: 20-July 03 From: maryland, the land of 25 year Member No.: 924 |
SKline i just want to know one thing do you have a pocket protector for you wrenches ?
if so where can i get one |
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| ClayPerrine |
Dec 7 2004, 10:27 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,463 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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Betty says "Two wrenches up" for these 914 Christmas Carols......
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| scotty914 |
Dec 8 2004, 06:55 AM
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suby torque rules Group: Members Posts: 1,525 Joined: 20-July 03 From: maryland, the land of 25 year Member No.: 924 |
QUOTE(ClayPerrine @ Dec 7 2004, 08:27 PM) Betty says "Two wrenches up" for these 914 Christmas Carols...... at least clay if you had to change your shorts on her posts this time it was from peeeing in em from laughter and bettey make him give you your own screen name |
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| ClayPerrine |
Dec 8 2004, 07:29 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,463 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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QUOTE(scott thacher @ Dec 8 2004, 06:55 AM) and bettey make him give you your own screen name I sat there last night and offered to create her an account here. She can't make up her mind what she wants for a screen name. She also wants to start a toolwench club. With Pam as the first president....... |
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| ClayPerrine |
Dec 8 2004, 07:32 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,463 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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