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| 72914S |
 Dec 10 2004, 08:55 AM
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love this shot  Group: Members Posts: 1,290 Joined: 10-July 03 From: Pensacola,Fl. Member No.: 900 Region Association: South East States  |
Hillbilly Nativity Scene :
An Outsider in a small Kentucky town around Christmas time, saw a Nativity Scene that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it but one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a Quik Stop on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets. She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bible!" The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage : Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar." |
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| Stutgart46 |
Dec 10 2004, 09:02 AM
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Stutgart46 Group: Members Posts: 396 Joined: 20-November 03 From: Houston, TX Member No.: 1,365 |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) Good one.
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| scruz914 |
Dec 10 2004, 09:47 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 815 Joined: 26-February 04 From: Santa Cruz, CA Member No.: 1,724 |
HA! Going to send that to a co-worker in Kentucky.
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| mudfoot76 |
Dec 10 2004, 09:52 AM
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Currently teenerless :-( Group: Members Posts: 946 Joined: 18-March 04 From: Carmel, IN Member No.: 1,814 Region Association: None |
(IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)
But, your story presumes that a hillbilly in Kentucky knows how to read (usually a false presumption) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) |
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| Root_Werks |
Dec 10 2004, 10:02 AM
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Village Idiot Group: Members Posts: 8,312 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest 
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| Aaron Cox |
Dec 10 2004, 10:35 AM
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Professional Lawn Dart Group: Retired Admin Posts: 24,541 Joined: 1-February 03 From: OC Member No.: 219 Region Association: Southern California |
heheheh (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lol2.gif)
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| Rhodes71/914 |
Dec 10 2004, 10:48 AM
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Glacier Group: Members Posts: 1,374 Joined: 8-August 04 From: End of the Road, Alaska Member No.: 2,482 |
chuckle chuckle (IMG:style_emoticons/default/clap56.gif)
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