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| ClayPerrine |
 Dec 22 2004, 01:33 PM
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Life's been good to me so far.....  Group: Admin Posts: 15,465 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille 
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Santa's Flight Exam
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal Aviation Administration, and it was shortly before Christmas when the FAA examiner arrived. In preparation, Santa had the elves wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his logbook out and made sure all his paperwork was in order. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and Rudolf's nose. He painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for the sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the checkride. Santa got in, fastened his seatbelt and shoulder harness, and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?" asked Santa incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to tell you this, but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff." |
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| SLITS |
Dec 22 2004, 01:38 PM
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"This Utah shit is HARSH!" Group: Benefactors Posts: 13,602 Joined: 22-February 04 From: SoCal Mountains ... Member No.: 1,696 Region Association: None  |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/clap.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/clap.gif)
I like that one...didn't know 8 Reindeer constituted a multi-engine rating. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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| Howard |
Dec 22 2004, 02:02 PM
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Incontin(g)ent Member Group: Benefactors Posts: 5,785 Joined: 24-July 03 From: Westlake Village, CA Member No.: 943 Region Association: None
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Does that make Santa's rig a BUFF? Winner news flash (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) ! Again! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/clap.gif) |
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| Root_Werks |
Dec 22 2004, 03:01 PM
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Village Idiot Group: Members Posts: 8,320 Joined: 25-May 04 From: About 5NM from Canada Member No.: 2,105 Region Association: Pacific Northwest
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| ablose58 |
Dec 22 2004, 09:00 PM
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rust never sleeps Group: Members Posts: 584 Joined: 6-December 03 From: port orchard,wa. Member No.: 1,422 |
omg that was guud (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif) kind of reminds me of the time when taking my lessons the instructor pulled an engine out drill and told me now what are you going to do,so I told him ,see that snow covered field, that's where we are going to put down as I was on final he said drill is over and I said no way we are going in then about 50ft from flaring out I throttled up and got out of there then he called me a smartass so I said you asked for it (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif)
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| airsix |
Dec 22 2004, 09:25 PM
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I have bees in my epiglotis Group: Members Posts: 2,196 Joined: 7-February 03 From: Kennewick Man (E. WA State) Member No.: 266 |
IMHO it shoudn't - I mean it's pretty much a center-line thrust arrangement. -Ben M. |
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