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Inaugural "after Hershey Swap", Massachusetts and all who feel like coming |
r_towle |
Apr 23 2014, 03:25 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,560 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States |
Its time for the Inaugural, first ever, once in a lifetime swap meet for those too lazy, too far, too cheap, or just too lonely all air-cooled Rusty Parts Swap Meet and Animal Flesh Roasting Festival, the "After Hershey Swap"
The date, should anyone really care will be Saturday APRIL 26TH, 2014 The address is: 542 Groton Street, Dunstable The driveway will be open by 8 AM for all the early risers with a ton of shit to spread on the various outdoor locations set aside to allow you to display your For this year, swap spaces and entry are FREE. Also included with the freebies will be all the insults you've ever dreamed of and coffee / donuts to satisfy many of the wankers that attend. If you show up and there is none left, you should have gotten here earlier. There will be a grill for cooking whatever you would like to bring, and the beverage of your choice that you also brought will be available for your consumption. Feel free to bring whatever you like, I have a nice sandy area for those northshore beach bum that might want to dig a hole and burn some harmless shelled creatures. There have also been rumors that Larry may bring his own beer label, and someone might bring lobsters...but don't count on it. If I am in the mood, I may buy some water...but you may want to bring your own, or drink from the tap.... No, the President and Family will not be attending this year as they are to busy pissing off the Far East and Anglo Saxon Europe. Governor Romney, the author of Romney care, will also not attend as he is busy refilling his coffers for another attempt at public humiliation. We had thought about charging fees in accordance with the 356, Early 911 and POC terms, but felt that the type of people those fees attract are not the type of people we want at our event. Their colognes foul the air and we wouldn't want them to get their Pilotis' dirty. Anyone wearing a driving suit at half mast will be bent over and severly molested. We like the CSOB crowd that enjoys the smell of burt oil after a short drive in an uncomfortable air cooled relic. Feel free to drive what you would like, but we will be handing out ONE award for the weakest, lamest excuse for not driving a classic aircooled car to the event....so be prepared for group ridicule, insults , and general lambasting of all who drive anything inappropriate. We will form a small and old dedicated group of people to determine what is inappropriate to drive, and it will be their sole decision on who get the award for the poorest choice of vehicles. While there are no rules to speak of, as a public service we must warn of some pitfalls: 1.) We have a single Unisex bathroom. For the long wait to use the facilities, Depends are not provided. Many trees are also available for you to visit. 5.) Nails, screws and other foreign objects you find in your tires are free. 6.) Please separate the beverage containers / plastic utensils from uneaten food. Trash cans will be provided for the plates and semi-used food. Additional containers should be available for the plastics & cans. 7.) Unsold We are not a free storage yard (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) for directions: 1.) Go to Hell .... that's where you will find us 2.)Its 2014, use Google 3) Its 2014, get a GPS 4) you can try to PM me on the board, but don't expect me to actually answer it I would like to thank SLITS for allowing (like he had a choice) me to plagiarize his lovely warm announcement of his annual event. Peace, Rich |
r_towle |
Apr 23 2014, 04:50 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,560 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States |
This
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wndsnd |
Apr 23 2014, 06:20 PM
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You wanted a horse, but got a goat. Nobody wants a goat.... Group: Members Posts: 2,861 Joined: 12-February 12 From: North Shore, MA Member No.: 14,124 Region Association: North East States |
Not bringing lobsta.
Can't guarantee not bringing Been traveling (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) |
flippa |
Apr 23 2014, 08:12 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 3,176 Joined: 7-May 07 From: Boston, MA Member No.: 7,720 Region Association: North East States |
Not bringing lobsta. Can't guarantee not bringing Been traveling (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) So I guess there were some shenanigans going on at the No Tell Motel at Hershey. Maybe I'll plan on missing next year as well. I will be there late morning/early afternoon with a bunch of good beer. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif) |
r_towle |
Apr 23 2014, 08:42 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,560 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States |
Not bringing lobsta. Can't guarantee not bringing Been traveling (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/blink.gif) So I guess there were some shenanigans going on at the No Tell Motel at Hershey. Maybe I'll plan on missing next year as well. I will be there late morning/early afternoon with a bunch of good beer. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/beer.gif) Larry beer.... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/piratenanner.gif) |
914itis |
Apr 23 2014, 08:45 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,892 Joined: 9-October 10 From: New York City Member No.: 12,256 Region Association: North East States |
I may make it , tryng to get Joe AKA Porschef to come up with me.
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balljoint |
Apr 23 2014, 09:11 PM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 10,000 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None |
Mike,
That's only 907 km from my place. Of course I am busy this weekend. Honk when you go by. Say howdy to the Hegnas for me. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/smile.gif) |
balljoint |
Apr 23 2014, 09:29 PM
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914 Wizard Group: Members Posts: 10,000 Joined: 6-April 04 Member No.: 1,897 Region Association: None |
The neighbours have a pool. And Larry has a Speedo.
Rich, you must have been a bad bad man in a previous life. |
wndsnd |
Apr 24 2014, 05:21 AM
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You wanted a horse, but got a goat. Nobody wants a goat.... Group: Members Posts: 2,861 Joined: 12-February 12 From: North Shore, MA Member No.: 14,124 Region Association: North East States |
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scott_in_nh |
Apr 24 2014, 11:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 808 Joined: 10-December 10 From: Hampton, NH Member No.: 12,471 Region Association: North East States |
Larry is bringing me a seat - will it fit in the front trunk?
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914itis |
Apr 24 2014, 11:29 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,892 Joined: 9-October 10 From: New York City Member No.: 12,256 Region Association: North East States |
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r_towle |
Apr 24 2014, 12:44 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,560 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States |
Larry is bringing me a seat - will it fit in the front trunk? probably not. I have used strap on thule roof racks on the rear trunk...the kind that hook over the lip of the trunk....those held my extra tires way back in the day...but I have no idea where those are. You can probably get a low cost set of generic racks from Walmart or some other place and I recall I bent the tabs to hook around the lip of the trunk. Made the car hold more stuff... rich |
ChrisFoley |
Apr 24 2014, 01:47 PM
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I am Tangerine Racing Group: Members Posts: 7,907 Joined: 29-January 03 From: Bolton, CT Member No.: 209 Region Association: None |
I'm looking for a pair of used outer rocker panels in good condition.
F/G or steel. |
ClayPerrine |
Apr 24 2014, 04:18 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,392 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille |
27 hours, 1835 miles. One way.
Don't think I can make it this year. And next year either, unless you get the kind of turnout they have a Hershey. |
r_towle |
Apr 24 2014, 08:07 PM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,560 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States |
27 hours, 1835 miles. One way. Don't think I can make it this year. And next year either, unless you get the kind of turnout they have a Hershey. They make these really neat things now in 2014. It's called an airplane. You may need to leave the homestead, lock up the cattle and go to the big city to find me of these modern marvels, but it can actually take you long distances in hours,. Much faster than your horse. |
Elliot Cannon |
Apr 24 2014, 11:27 PM
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914 Guru Group: Retired Members Posts: 8,487 Joined: 29-December 06 From: Paso Robles Ca. (Central coast) Member No.: 7,407 Region Association: None |
This is an absolute blatant rip-off of the G&R. I gave SLITS the number of my lawyer, Vinnie (mad dog) Rossetti from Bayonne New Jersey and you will be hearing from him shortly. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/flag.gif)
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ClayPerrine |
Apr 25 2014, 04:40 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,392 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille |
27 hours, 1835 miles. One way. Don't think I can make it this year. And next year either, unless you get the kind of turnout they have a Hershey. They make these really neat things now in 2014. It's called an airplane. You may need to leave the homestead, lock up the cattle and go to the big city to find me of these modern marvels, but it can actually take you long distances in hours,. Much faster than your horse. I know what an airplane is you Damn Yankee.... I just don't like to fly commercially. They make me leave my guns at home. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/happy11.gif) |
scott_in_nh |
Apr 25 2014, 07:40 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 808 Joined: 10-December 10 From: Hampton, NH Member No.: 12,471 Region Association: North East States |
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914itis |
Apr 25 2014, 07:54 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 2,892 Joined: 9-October 10 From: New York City Member No.: 12,256 Region Association: North East States |
I will try that later And post the results
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r_towle |
Apr 25 2014, 08:12 AM
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Custom Member Group: Members Posts: 24,560 Joined: 9-January 03 From: Taxachusetts Member No.: 124 Region Association: North East States |
This is an absolute blatant rip-off of the G&R. I gave SLITS the number of my lawyer, Vinnie (mad dog) Rossetti from Bayonne New Jersey and you will be hearing from him shortly. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/poke.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/flag.gif) I put in a thank you at the bottom, our lawyers agreed on the |
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