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post Oct 18 2014, 01:00 PM
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1973 car.So I'm wondering,has anyone ever made a metal plate to replace bumper guards?.something pretty flat same size as guards that could be bolted right on. Maybe with some cool design.chromed I think they would sweet.(. Just wondering)thanks
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post Oct 18 2014, 03:15 PM
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post Oct 18 2014, 03:25 PM
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post Oct 18 2014, 03:30 PM
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post Oct 18 2014, 04:02 PM
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I kind of like the protection the tits provide from parking bumps. However if my car had them I would get a reduction to make them project out about 1/2 of what they do stock, kind of like going from a D cup to a B cup (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif)
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post Oct 18 2014, 04:21 PM
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C'mon, (IMG:style_emoticons/default/confused24.gif) someone has to have a fake set ?
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post Oct 18 2014, 04:30 PM
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Mine had a reduction. It was causing her lower back problems.

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post Oct 18 2014, 04:32 PM
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post Oct 18 2014, 04:39 PM
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Mine has a mastectomy as well- filled in the holes and had bumper rechromed. Now it matches my '71...
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post Oct 18 2014, 05:03 PM
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QUOTE(SKL1 @ Oct 18 2014, 03:39 PM) *

Mine has a mastectomy as well- filled in the holes and had bumper rechromed. Now it matches my '71...

I thought about welding and re- chroming $ ,but My bumper chrome is really good, and if there were ( fake tits) you could just bolt them on,and off . if one so desired. Don't get me wrong here, I'll always love a nice set. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cheer.gif)
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post Oct 18 2014, 05:14 PM
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Just get some chrome head carriage bolts to fill the holes.
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post Oct 18 2014, 05:23 PM
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I just went to the plumbing aisle and got some chrome caps. They come in different sizes and fit perfectly.
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post Oct 18 2014, 08:11 PM
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That looks preety dang good. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evilgrin.gif)
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post Oct 18 2014, 08:17 PM
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QUOTE(dw914six @ Oct 18 2014, 07:11 PM) *

QUOTE(Sleepin @ Oct 18 2014, 02:32 PM) *

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That looks preety dang good. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/evilgrin.gif)


NO, that looks REALLY good! I've never liked tits,......Um, you know what I mean. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/biggrin.gif) That pair looks fantastic
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post Oct 18 2014, 08:33 PM
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They are cheap and easy to find. Ironically, the curve sits the bumper perfectly.
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post Oct 18 2014, 08:36 PM
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Turn #22 sideways..... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/wink.gif) You end up with perfect Teener tits. ....wait...did I say that aloud?


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post Oct 18 2014, 09:33 PM
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Plug those holes....

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post Oct 18 2014, 09:42 PM
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QUOTE(Sleepin @ Oct 18 2014, 02:30 PM) *

Mine had a reduction. It was causing her lower back problems.

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You did sell your bumpers right?
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post Oct 18 2014, 09:52 PM
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QUOTE(914nola @ Oct 18 2014, 09:42 PM) *

QUOTE(Sleepin @ Oct 18 2014, 02:30 PM) *

Mine had a reduction. It was causing her lower back problems.

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You did sell your bumpers right?


Yep, sure did. He got the A cups too!
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post Oct 19 2014, 06:47 AM
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QUOTE(Sleepin @ Oct 18 2014, 07:33 PM) *

They are cheap and easy to find. Ironically, the curve sits the bumper perfectly.

Those are nice, not so stripper-ish.something a little smaller made with metal would be cool,although I like your set.
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