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stupid engine jokes, really stupid... |
boxsterfan |
Oct 22 2014, 10:58 PM
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914's are kewl Group: Members Posts: 1,776 Joined: 6-June 03 From: San Ramon, CA Member No.: 791 Region Association: Northern California |
What did the spark plug say to the coil when it received its first jolt?
Ohm my god!! Carry on.... |
stugray |
Oct 24 2014, 10:43 AM
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A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Porsche 914 when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes when the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Type IV. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked: "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running." |
ClayPerrine |
Oct 24 2014, 10:58 AM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 15,459 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille |
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the engine of a Porsche 914 when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop. The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his Mercedes when the mechanic shouted across the garage: "Hey doc, can I ask you a question?" The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the Type IV. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked: "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take the valves out, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big money, when you and I are doing basically the same work?" The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over and whispered to the mechanic: "Try doing it with the engine running." I had a doctor as a customer back when I fixed cars for a living. I told her it wasn't fair.. I had to be able to fix multiple makes and models of cars, and she only had one make and two models to deal with. But she got the big bucks and I got paid really poorly. Her response was "Mine didn't come with any kind of repair manual, the manufacturer changes things without notice, and I can't turn it off to fix it." |
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