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stupid engine jokes, really stupid... |
boxsterfan |
Oct 22 2014, 10:58 PM
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914's are kewl Group: Members Posts: 1,776 Joined: 6-June 03 From: San Ramon, CA Member No.: 791 Region Association: Northern California |
What did the spark plug say to the coil when it received its first jolt?
Ohm my god!! Carry on.... |
majkos |
Oct 24 2014, 11:00 AM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 1,370 Joined: 29-February 04 From: Mile High 914 Member No.: 1,729 Region Association: Rocky Mountains |
After getting a high bid to just paint his porch,
he decides hire a couple of bums, how hard to paint a porch? he finds a couple willing to do the work for cheap, take them home, and tells them, "You'll find everything you need in the garage." then leave for work, Hours later, he's home, and the porch isn't touch!! goes around back, find them drinking , "Why are you drinking!? you didn't paint the porch!" One of 'em says"We painted the porch, but it's no porch, it's a Mercedes." (IMG:style_emoticons/default/av-943.gif) |
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