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Series9
post Feb 3 2005, 02:51 PM
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Lesbians taste like chicken.
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Pictures like this make your pants fit funny:


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post Feb 3 2005, 02:52 PM
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Retired admin, banned a few times
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You ask if it's a six and if not...when you are going to convert it....
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:06 PM
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You keep a spare tire in your car for crash safety

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post Feb 3 2005, 03:14 PM
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That's my ride.
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You have more pairs of jeans that are saturated with oil/transmission fluid/brake fluid than you do clean pairs.

Your neighbors hate you

You can't understand how cars without spare tires manage to clean their windshields.

You go out with your wife/girlfriend dancing and you insist on going to the Sway Bar.

Wherever you look around you there are bumpers, license plates and door handles of other cars.

You pour oil into your furnace at home beacuse you think its not working correctly.
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:19 PM
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suby torque rules
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... if you own one or more welders and thats not your profession
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:24 PM
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When you have more car parts on your coffee table than in the engine bay of your car.
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:30 PM
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Sweet Pea's 1st ride in daddy's "vroom -vroom"
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You have ever had to decide between being cold in your car or breathing the smell of burning oil. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/barf.gif)
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:30 PM
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stoya, stoya, stoya
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if you've ever rebuild your carbs on the patio, just to get out of the garage for a while...

if you tell people "I have a porsche, but not the one your thinking of..."

you have spent more on parts, than you did for the car itself.

"rust" is the scariest word in the dictionary...
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:31 PM
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Practicing my perpendicular parking
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...routine maintenance turns into an engine drop, which turns into a complete restoration that takes 3-5 years.
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:31 PM
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Looks nice in pictures.........
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when people ask you what kind of car it is and you reply:
it's a por 15,
i mean porsche 914."
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:37 PM
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QUOTE (aircooledboy @ Feb 3 2005, 01:30 PM)
You have ever had to decide between being cold in your car or breathing the smell of burning oil. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/barf.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/agree.gif) Except substitute burning oil with swepco or 87 octane. Your choice.

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post Feb 3 2005, 03:40 PM
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When your wife helps you pack the extra clutch cable in your lunch bag and writes on the outside the AAA phone number.

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post Feb 3 2005, 03:45 PM
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When you leave the car at the office overnight and the next morning everyone in the office asks you 'what's wrong with it?' (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:46 PM
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Your neighbor thinks your rich because you own a "Porsche"...
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:48 PM
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if you've spent quite a bit of time watching quite a bit of the world pass by a narrow horizon marked only by your feet, which are angled slightly and pointing toward the sky, and two tires (on a good day).

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post Feb 3 2005, 03:48 PM
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Yes I have one a Lensley 914
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When you can change the clutch cable on the side of the road and still make it to work on time.
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:53 PM
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Leaving California
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IF YOUR NOT AFRAID TO WORK ON YOUR OWN PORSCHE (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/smilie_pokal.gif)
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:55 PM
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Yes I have one a Lensley 914
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When you go through a drive through and the person ask is that a Fiat or Fiero or (insert your own here).
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post Feb 3 2005, 03:59 PM
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you know you own a 914 when the stanford DPS starts hassling you about an "abandoned vehicle".




bastards.
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post Feb 3 2005, 04:09 PM
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Ooooo!
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...when "Teener" means your car and not your girlfriend-on-the-side.
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