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| dlo914 |
 Feb 4 2005, 11:02 AM
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Whatchu' lookin' at?!?!  Group: Members Posts: 3,433 Joined: 6-September 04 From: San Gabriel, CA Member No.: 2,697  |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/agree.gif) SH!T i can relate with that!! |
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| curtis |
Feb 4 2005, 11:18 AM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 192 Joined: 14-June 04 From: Redlands,CA. Member No.: 2,206 |
When on the way to work its raining outside and by the time you get to work it looks like you pissed yourself because the joint between the targa seal and windshield seal are not quite ultra ultra snug. Its pretty embrassing trying to explain this to all your co-workers....they do not want to understand of course! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/screwy.gif)
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| ClayPerrine |
Feb 4 2005, 12:16 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 16,444 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille 
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Your wife makes you sleep in the other room because you smell like motor oil And you smell like motor oil because you ran the heater on the way home, not because you were working on the car.
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| SpecialK |
Feb 4 2005, 01:42 PM
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aircraft surgeon Group: Benefactors Posts: 3,211 Joined: 15-March 04 From: Pacific, MO Member No.: 1,797  |
Sorry Jen, didn't mean to give you a bad visual there.......but it would come in handy come valve adjustment time. Of course you'd clean it thoroughly prior to any nose pickin' activities. (Which was the #1 activity of people driving down the road until cel phones came along!) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/cool_shades.gif) Soooo....You talk on your cel while driving? (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) |
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| riverman |
Feb 4 2005, 01:42 PM
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Learn As I Go Group: Members Posts: 449 Joined: 18-January 05 From: Kitchener, ON Member No.: 3,466 |
Everybody, except the rest of us, thinks you're weird.
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| Jenny |
Feb 4 2005, 01:47 PM
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Advanced Member Group: Members Posts: 4,060 Joined: 6-January 03 Member No.: 96 Region Association: None |
No, of course not. That's dangerous. I drive while talking on my cell phone. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/driving-girl.gif) But never in the 914. Need both hands to drive. Besides, I have no insulation in the engine bay. It's LOUD! Jen |
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| ClayPerrine |
Feb 4 2005, 02:44 PM
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Life's been good to me so far..... Group: Admin Posts: 16,444 Joined: 11-September 03 From: Hurst, TX. Member No.: 1,143 Region Association: NineFourteenerVille
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You know you are a 914 ower when you tell someone that something is in "The Back Trunk" even when the car is a normal american sedan.
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| Sammy |
Feb 4 2005, 02:44 PM
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. Group: Members Posts: 1,190 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Orange, Ca Member No.: 178 |
You smile as you tell yourself. "I nailed that apex" even though you were going 25 in a residential area
you carry enough spare parts in the trunks "just in case" to build another car your wife asks, "what are you gonna do this weekend?" and then says, Oh Yeah, never mind. You have actually tried to wax primer paint you snag a 914 part that a buddy is going to throw away because you realize it's better than the same part on your car. You have a HUGE chip on yer shoulder and slam 911s and 911 owners every chance you get (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) |
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| GTeener |
Feb 4 2005, 04:17 PM
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914 Girl Group: Members Posts: 2,348 Joined: 25-June 04 From: SillyCon Valley Member No.: 2,249 Region Association: Northern California |
AAA informs you that you've used up your annual allotment of "100 mile towing" benefits for your "Plus" membership.
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| roundboy914 |
Feb 4 2005, 04:22 PM
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Member Group: Members Posts: 210 Joined: 16-October 03 From: Chicago, IL Member No.: 1,251 |
if you fully embrace the fact that you only have two HVAC options - heat in the summer, and air conditioning in the winter!
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| jwalters |
Feb 4 2005, 04:38 PM
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Sooo Close....... Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 14-May 04 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 2,068 Region Association: Europe |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) You know you are a 914 owner / fanatic when: After you are in a stupor from working on it for 15 hours straight ,you decide to undercoat the thing with roll-on rhino lining, and when you are done you notice your tyvek suit hanging on the door (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif) ........DUHOUGH! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif)
Been two weeks and it still ain't off yet----- (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) This thread rocks!!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/beerchug.gif) |
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| rhodyguy |
Feb 4 2005, 04:59 PM
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Chimp Sanctuary NW. Check it out. Group: Members Posts: 22,249 Joined: 2-March 03 From: Orion's Bell. The BELL! Member No.: 378 Region Association: Galt's Gulch |
while driving to san jose, you don't get embarrassed asking 2 strangers to help you push your car to start it at a rest stop in southern oregon. you have washington plates. "was your starter working when you left home?", "sometimes." (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/rolleyes.gif)
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| smrz914 |
Feb 4 2005, 05:20 PM
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Soon to be brightening the life of the person behind you. Group: Members Posts: 456 Joined: 21-April 03 From: Pleasant Hill, CA or Chico, CA Member No.: 596 |
You spend all day on the here and still can't keep up with everything that is said.
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| scotty b |
Feb 4 2005, 05:27 PM
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rust free you say ? Group: Members Posts: 16,375 Joined: 7-January 05 From: richmond, Va. Member No.: 3,419 Region Association: None |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/thisthreadisworthlesswithoutpics.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/laugh.gif) What are the words on your new avatar,I tried a microscope but still can't see! |
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| bondo |
Feb 4 2005, 05:30 PM
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Practicing my perpendicular parking Group: Members Posts: 4,277 Joined: 19-April 03 From: Los Osos, CA Member No.: 587 Region Association: Central California |
If you right click and select "view image", you can see the full size version. (if you use ie, you may have to view image properties, then copy the location and paste it tinto your location bar) |
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| dinomium |
Feb 4 2005, 05:39 PM
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Git on a chair son, all the good stuff is goin over yer head! Group: Benefactors Posts: 2,777 Joined: 2-January 03 From: Bremerton, WA Member No.: 74 Region Association: Pacific Northwest |
You have no wittty come back for the question/alligation:
"OH MY GAWD! I just reallized you PLAN on driving that PIECE of SH!T to LA in APRIL..." because you know it is true! "Almost running stage" is closer to before you started the project than when you will be done! |
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| Meredith |
Feb 4 2005, 07:49 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 615 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 1,414 Region Association: None |
Or if you ask your 15 year-old daughter to push-start the 914 while you steer. That was back in 2000, and I still think I should have been steering while my dad pushed. Hmph. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif) |
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| SirAndy |
Feb 4 2005, 08:01 PM
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Resident German Group: Admin Posts: 42,257 Joined: 21-January 03 From: Oakland, Kalifornia Member No.: 179 Region Association: Northern California |
can't wait, eh? that will happen soon enough! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif) Andy |
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| Meredith |
Feb 4 2005, 08:05 PM
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Senior Member Group: Members Posts: 615 Joined: 2-December 03 Member No.: 1,414 Region Association: None |
Wow, when you put it that way... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/blink.gif) Maybe I can wait.
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| jwalters |
Feb 4 2005, 08:12 PM
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Sooo Close....... Group: Members Posts: 1,677 Joined: 14-May 04 From: Huntsville, AL Member No.: 2,068 Region Association: Europe |
(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/wink.gif) Sorry man--no pics of this--I am one ugly black splotched mutha fuc....... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/mad.gif) But at least I see the humor in myself for doing this dasterdly deed.... (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) |
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