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> Dammit! After such a long wait... now it's broke!, Bad Elise Pics
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post Apr 1 2005, 03:18 PM
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Qarl, you butthead, that's not funny! You NEW you'd get caught on this one.

God, I feel for the real owner of that Elise; how the Hell did he/she smack both ends like that without hurting the side? Think the owner got caught between two Cayennes?
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post Apr 1 2005, 03:49 PM
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QUOTE (ArtechnikA @ Apr 1 2005, 01:07 PM)
part of an effective con is to have a partner, so Ben's message leaves me unconvinced...

plate from the Elise in question...

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post Apr 1 2005, 05:07 PM
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No one notice that Qarl didnt say anything about it being HIS car????

Come on....

He IS being truthful.. its just not his car....
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post Apr 1 2005, 05:21 PM
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Rich,
you have a good point, but I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with Karls wrecked Elise? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with Karl's Elise! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm an average joe in Washington State consoling a freind in Florida with a wrecked exotic car, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're reading this thread and deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! My fellow club members and 914 enthusiasts of this supposed "Garage", it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must accept that Karl wrecked his car! The defense rests.

-Ben M.

ps - Oh! Look over there! Something shiny! (quick Karl, run!)
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post Apr 1 2005, 05:49 PM
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LMAO!

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post Apr 1 2005, 06:00 PM
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QUOTE (ArtechnikA @ Apr 1 2005, 01:08 PM)
plate from Qarl's Elise arrival thread ...

The plate on Qarl's car was totally ruined in the accident, along with the wheels. He had to put the plate from the other Lotus on his car so it would not catch the eye of the authorities. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)
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post Apr 1 2005, 06:24 PM
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Alright, alright, alright. Here's the deal!

I am not lying...

1. I didn't say it was a picture of MY car.
2. I know the owner of that car DID wait a long time to get the car.
3. It is broke
4. I do suffer from chronic back problems.
5. I DID get up at 5:00 am this morning and drive to Ft. Myers and back.
6. I never said it was MY garage.
7. I figured that since 99% of us can disect every bitty detail of what's wrong with a 914 from a few photos off e-bay that one of you would be able to pick up on the wheels being different. I was right!
8. It IS April Fools day.

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post Apr 1 2005, 06:45 PM
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Today, the media announce the Pope had died... then a full hour and a half later, they started reporting him not dead..

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post Apr 1 2005, 07:37 PM
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QUOTE (scruz914 @ Apr 1 2005, 07:00 PM)
QUOTE (ArtechnikA @ Apr 1 2005, 01:08 PM)
plate from Qarl's Elise arrival thread ...

The plate on Qarl's car was totally ruined in the accident, along with the wheels. He had to put the plate from the other Lotus on his car so it would not catch the eye of the authorities. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/dry.gif)

(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/lol2.gif) Good one!
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post Apr 1 2005, 08:22 PM
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post Apr 1 2005, 10:50 PM
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QUOTE (airsix @ Apr 1 2005, 03:21 PM)
Rich,
you have a good point, but I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!

But more importantly, you have to ask yourself: what does that have to do with Karls wrecked Elise? (calmly) Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with Karl's Elise! It does not make sense!

Look at me, I'm an average joe in Washington State consoling a freind in Florida with a wrecked exotic car, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca. Does that make sense? I am not making any sense. None of this makes sense.

And so you have to remember, when you're reading this thread and deliberating and conjugating the Emancipation Proclamation... does it make sense? No! My fellow club members and 914 enthusiasts of this supposed "Garage", it does not make sense.

If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must accept that Karl wrecked his car! The defense rests.

-Ben M.

ps - Oh! Look over there! Something shiny! (quick Karl, run!)

DAMMIT!!

Not the Wookiee defense!! (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/headbang.gif)
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post Apr 1 2005, 11:09 PM
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The South Park Wookiee defense...nothing can beat it.......


The wookiee lives on Endor, so he has a supply of Ewoks to use as q - tips to keep his hairy ears clean. The old supply and demand ratio.........
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post Apr 2 2005, 09:25 AM
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(IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/ohmy.gif) Carl! You got me! There is an old saying in the UK. If you catch a weasel sleeping, "piss in his ear!" You caught me sleeping.......
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post Apr 2 2005, 11:42 AM
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QUOTE (airsix @ Apr 1 2005, 03:21 PM)
Rich,
you have a good point, but I have one final thing I want you to consider: (pulling down a diagram of Chewie) this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk, but Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now, think about that. That does not make sense!

Why would a Wookiee -- an eight foot tall Wookiee -- want to live on Endor with a bunch of two foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense!


-Ben M.

Wookies are valuable as slave labor for the Empire. Usually in the mines.

As they were constructing Death Star 2 (DS2) they would naturally have had wookies on hand to help bend girders and remove arms from insolent officers.

Having no means transport enough food to feed them, they would have let groups of wookies go into the endorian forest to feed on the natural resources; ewoks, trees, squirrels, hikers.

Several wookies would be lost to the mighty meat-trap and would be filed as "losses" by the Imperial Accountantcy Bureau.

Some would escape. Making a home in the wild forests of northern endorian, disrupting logging and making a mess of trees with their graphity (KAALWELK ALKASLLWOW)



Sang

If any of this makes any sense...seek help.
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post Apr 3 2005, 05:40 PM
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I have to tell my side of this story. On March 17 I saw Karl posting on one of the Elise forums (where his handle is 'Qball'). He was asking if anyone had pictures of a wrecked Saffron yellow Elise. I imediately knew what he was up to and sent him a PM calling him on it. He promptly swore at me and begged me to keep quiet. I volunteered to play along but we didn't speak about it again.

-Ben M.
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post Apr 3 2005, 10:38 PM
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QUOTE (airsix @ Apr 3 2005, 03:40 PM)
I have to tell my side of this story. On March 17 I saw Karl posting on one of the Elise forums (where his handle is 'Qball'). He was asking if anyone had pictures of a wrecked Saffron yellow Elise. I imediately knew what he was up to and sent him a PM calling him on it. He promptly swore at me and begged me to keep quiet. I volunteered to play along but we didn't speak about it again.

-Ben M.

Did he buy your silence? If so, how much?
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post Apr 4 2005, 06:55 AM
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heh heh heh!

It's always FUN to have somebody IN on it!
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I knew it! Qarl, didn't you try to pull something last year too. Something to do with you getting fed up with your project and selling it all? As soon as I saw it, there was a shadow of doubt in my mind. You're a sneaky bugger. (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/biggrin.gif)

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