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> OT: Problems raising your kids?, This guy can help!
Hawktel
post Apr 4 2005, 12:52 PM
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How to raise your kids.....

Ohh man this cracked me up. I'm old enough this was pretty common stuff for me.
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:01 PM
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QUOTE (Hawktel @ Apr 4 2005, 10:52 AM)
Ohh man this cracked me up. I'm old enough this was pretty common stuff for me.

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post Apr 4 2005, 01:03 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:04 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:04 PM
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Fixed it, I think.
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:05 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:18 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:46 PM
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...make sure to snap your wrist just before contact otherwise you won't get a stinging effect. Very important because you don't want to risk letting your kid think you're a pussy.

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post Apr 4 2005, 01:48 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 01:51 PM
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LMAO!!!That was some funny sh!t.

BTW: Insane clown posse ROCKS!!!
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post Apr 4 2005, 02:27 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 07:35 PM
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The one-handed chauffeur reach around. A quick reach around while you're driving to smack your kid and his friends too if they disrespect. Swerve the car back and forth for the full effect.


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post Apr 4 2005, 07:40 PM
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The one-handed chauffeur reach around. A quick reach around while you're driving to smack your kid and his friends too if they disrespect. Swerve the car back and forth for the full effect.



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post Apr 4 2005, 07:50 PM
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post Apr 4 2005, 09:19 PM
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If you love your kids, love them enough to beat them so that they don't grow up to be idiots.


Heh..heh...

I'm sending this to ALL my friends. I'm going to send it to my dad too, but I'm pretty sure he'll see it more as common sense than humor!!!!
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post Apr 4 2005, 09:43 PM
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