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Qarl
post Apr 7 2005, 06:30 PM
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Structural Rigitdity Testing with Your Butt by Dave Darling


Idiots Guide to Insane Internet Postings by Miles Hendrix


101 Things To Do With a Hairy Ass Photograph by Micheal Zois


You too Can Be Obsessive Compulsive About Your Car by Karl Ellzey


1001 Automotive Projects You'll Never Finish by Mike Mueller


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Steve Thacker
post Apr 8 2005, 04:10 AM
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A Married Mans Guide To Restoration... How to lie about those parts costs and other helpful tips

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post Apr 8 2005, 04:19 AM
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"The Lighter, The Better" by UYR914
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post Apr 8 2005, 05:56 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 08:44 AM
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the Myth of the Billet Hubs by Mike Mueller

I'm Leaving, nope, nevermind, I'm back, nope, gone again by Miles Hendrix
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post Apr 8 2005, 09:00 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 09:20 AM
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How about "How to make others want to own a 914 Race Car" by Steve Nieslony
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post Apr 8 2005, 09:25 AM
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Avatars! Your Secret to Pissing Off the Masses! by Michael Zois

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post Apr 8 2005, 09:33 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 09:39 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 09:46 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 09:59 AM
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How about: I Have no Life, and I get Every Reference Made in this Thread by Mike Parkinson (IMG:http://www.914world.com/bbs2/html/emoticons/huh.gif)

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Or perhaps 101 Uses for Chopsticks by OperaGuy
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post Apr 8 2005, 10:02 AM
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"How to talk about a project for 3 years without making any progress on it" by Fiid.
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post Apr 8 2005, 10:05 AM
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"How to talk about a project for 3 years without making any progress on it" by Fiid.

I claim copyright infringement... I wrote that, yo!
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post Apr 8 2005, 10:33 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 10:57 AM
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I BOUGHT A PERFECT 914 FOR $5.00 AND WILL BE CUTTING IT UP FOR PARTS Collaboration of Californian members

I BOUGHT A RUSTY PIECE OF CRAP FOR $2500.00 AND NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I CAN GET A STEEL PANELS FOR 3/4 OF THE CAR Collaboration of members North East of California

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post Apr 8 2005, 10:57 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 11:17 AM
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Rattlecan touchup for Dummies, an illustrated guide -Sam Gore

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post Apr 8 2005, 11:55 AM
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post Apr 8 2005, 11:59 AM
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Mentally unstable women and the men who date them by ninefourteener
Creative ways to use the internet to stalk your ex-boyfriends by tinyred914
I never met a car I didn't like by skline


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post Apr 8 2005, 12:04 PM
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I thought about it too, but figured he's on some sort of 8-month record with the current gal, so I'd lay off.

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